Alisa's Bitch Logic

gistfile1.js

var complain = function(){
  alert('FUCK THIS SHIT!');
};

var noFucksWereGiven = function(){
  return;
};

var doSomethingAboutIt = function(fucks){
  bitchLogic(fucks--);
};

var bitchLogic = function(fucks){
  var giveAshit = 2;
  if(fucks < giveAshit){
    complain();
  } else if(fucks === 0){
    noFucksWereGiven();
  } else {
    doSomethingAboutIt(fucks);
  }
};