Hey, I've just called you, And this is crazy, But I misspelled you, So proxy, maybe?

call-me-maybe.php

<?php

class CallMeMaybe
{
    public function __call($name, $arguments)
    {
        $class = new ReflectionClass($this);
        $weightedMethods = array();
        foreach ($class->getMethods(ReflectionMethod::IS_PUBLIC) as $method) {
            $methodName = $method->getName();
            $weight = levenshtein($name, $methodName);
            $weightedMethods[$methodName] = $weight;
        }
        asort($weightedMethods);
        $methods = array_keys($weightedMethods);
        $method = $methods[0];
        return call_user_func_array(array($this, $method), $arguments);
    }

    public function helloWorld()
    {
        return __FUNCTION__;
    }
}

$callMeMaybe = new CallMeMaybe();
var_dump($callMeMaybe->helloWrld());

Much cleaner! It's still pretty dirty though...

You are a bad person.