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Last active Sep 10, 2021
When gitlab apt repo seems borked. Then proceed on your way with upgrade shenanigans
curl | sudo bash
phumpal / glyphify.json
Created Jan 8, 2021
Humanized mutator output for not-so-boring sensu-core alerts
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"mutators": {
"glyphify": {
"command": "/etc/sensu/mutators/glyphify.rb"
phumpal / Gemfile
Last active Jun 23, 2020
A simple Sinatara app to proxy Airbrake webhooks to Google Hangout Chats
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source ''
gem 'hangouts-chat'
gem 'sinatra'
phumpal / .htaccess
Created Jan 22, 2019
Heroku force ssl
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##Force SSL
#Normal way (in case you need to deploy to NON-heroku)
RewriteCond %{HTTPS} !=on
#Heroku way
RewriteCond %{HTTP:X-Forwarded-Proto} !https
#If neither above conditions are met, redirect to https
RewriteRule ^ https://%{HTTP_HOST}%{REQUEST_URI} [L,R=301]
phumpal /
Last active Aug 11, 2018
Devin's WormDeath processor

WormDeath Processor

WormDeath Processor is a simple and not so idiomatic Python script to process strain worm deaths over a given number of days.

The number of days and strains can be dynamic but the script ignores days where there were 0 worm deaths and outputs a two column CSV with the strains processed in series.


  • -i or --input input CSV
  • -o or --output output CSV
phumpal / Vagrantfile
Created Mar 17, 2018
jruby-1.7.4, toadhopper-2.1, openjdk-6-jdk, precise64, openSSL (1.0.1 14 Mar 2012)
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# -*- mode: ruby -*-
# vi: set ft=ruby :
Vagrant.configure("2") do |config| = "precise64" "public_network"
config.vm.provider "virtualbox" do |vb|
vb.memory = 2048
phumpal /
Last active Feb 21, 2020
A simple Sinatra app to proxy Airbrake webhooks to Cisco Spark Rooms


brew install jq # or apt-get install jq (only needed for testing)          
rvm install ruby-2.4.1
rvm gemset create spark
rvm gemset use spark
gem install cisco_spark --no-document
gem install sinatra --no-document
phumpal / s3_wale_policy.json
Created Jul 21, 2017
wal-e encrypted PostgreSQL backups s3 policy
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"Version": "2012-10-17",
"Statement": [
"Sid": "S3PostgreSQLWALeBackups",
"Action": [

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phumpal /
Created Feb 3, 2016
A shit script to remove Ruby installed from source
gem list | grep -v "test-unit|rdoc|psych|io-console|minitest|rake|bigdecimal|json" | cut -d" " -f1 | xargs gem uninstall -aIx
rm -rf /usr/local/lib/ruby
rm -rf /usr/local/share/doc/ruby
rm -rf /usr/local/share/ri
rm -rf /usr/local/include/ruby-*
rm -rf /usr/local/bin/ruby