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Wind howls around you as you stand on a small icy precipice outside Krieger Kastle.  There is a plaque on the wall.
There is a way to the east.
There is a sheer drop to the west.
There is a frozen corpse embedded in the ice.
There is a sign on the door.
There is a stick and piece of toast on the ground.
There is a sticker on the sign.
You pick up the stick.
There is no toa here.
You move east.
You're in an antechamber of some kind.  A vandal has sprayed graffiti on the wall. It's 22ft high and underlined several times. It looks very important.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a trail of purple slime going north.
There is no toa here.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a man-eating plant monster in the center of the room.
There is a piece of toast on the ground.
A man-eating plant monster stands before you, about to strike.
You pick up the piece of toast.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls and tapestries bearing the symbol of green boar.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a diskette, chainsaw and piece of toast on the ground.
There is a rabbert in the corner.
You already possess the piece of toast.
You pick up the diskette.
You pick up the chainsaw.
You move north.
You stand on a balcony overlooking the ocean.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
There is a gas can and piece of toast on the ground.
There is a key in a pile of dirt.
You pick up the key.
You pick up the gas can.
You fill up the chainsaw with gas.
You pick up the gas can.
You move south.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls and tapestries bearing the symbol of green boar.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a diskette, chainsaw and piece of toast on the ground.
There is a rabbert in the corner.
You already possess the piece of toast.
You move east.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a piece of toast on the ground.
There is a graffiti on the wall.
You already possess the piece of toast.
You move east.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a piece of toast on the ground.
You move north.
You stand in a crumbling tower. The walls have partially collapsed here making the room treacherous to navigate.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
There is a red ledger under a brick.
There is a piece of toast on the ground.
You pick up the red ledger.
You move south.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a piece of toast on the ground.
You move east.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a piece of toast on the ground.
You move east.
You stand in dusty, old dining hall.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a torch and piece of toast on the ground.
You move north.
You stand on a damaged balcony overlooking the sea.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
Milton is here.
There is a piece of toast on the ground.
There is a briefcase on the table.
You pick up the briefcase.
You open the briefcase.
Inside is a muffin.  You take it.
You pick up the briefcase.
You move south.
You stand in dusty, old dining hall.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a torch and piece of toast on the ground.
You pick up the torch.
You move east.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There is a way to the west.
There is a padlock on the door.
There is an iron door to the east.
You insert the key into the lock and turn it.
...
After some some prodigious jiggling, the padlock finally unlocks.
You enter the next room.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move north.
You are in a prison cell. One side of the cell is exposed, but the drop to ocean below is hundreds of feet.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
You move south.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move south.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls and suits of armor.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in a the remains of a castle larder. Old pots and rotted out barrels line the wall.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a drum stick on the ground.
You pick up the drum stick.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls and suits of armor.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move east.
You're standing in an unkempt garden outside a castle door.  The garden quickly deteriorates into overgrown jungle to the east.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move north.
You're standing on a small path along a steep cliff.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're in a makeshift encampment.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
Bucky is here.
There is a little robot arm in a pile of dirt.
You pick up the little robot arm.
You move north.
You're standing at the edge of a pit.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
You move south.
You're in a makeshift encampment.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
Bucky is here.
There is a little robot arm in a pile of dirt.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You stand on a grassy plain.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle. You hear the clamor of animal in panic in the distance.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move north.
You're standing on a small path running along a crevasse.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle. You hear the clamor of animal in panic in the distance.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
There is an airplane hanging from vines overhead.
You move north.
You're standing on the edge of an overlook above the treetops of a lush jungle.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
There is a bowling ball on the ground.
You pick up the bowling ball.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
There is an airplane hanging from vines overhead.
You move south.
The jungle is especially oppressive here.  Mosquitos hover about you.  To the south is a stairway down into a dark concrete bunker.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in almost total darkness.  You're knee deep in what feels like pieces of paper.  All you can see is a dim green display on what must be a computer in the shadows.
There is a way to the north.
There is a machine and pile of paper on the ground.
You move north.
The jungle is especially oppressive here.  Mosquitos hover about you.  To the south is a stairway down into a dark concrete bunker.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
There is an airplane hanging from vines overhead.
You move east.
You stand on the banks of a steam inside a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move north.
You're standing at the edge of infinity gazing into an uncaring void.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're along a jungle path.  To the north is a tent.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move north.
You're inside someone's filthy tent.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
There is a mare's leg on the shelf.
There is a cooler on the ground.
There is a dry ice in the cooler.
You pick up the mare's leg.
You pick up the dry ice.
You move south.
You're along a jungle path.  To the north is a tent.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You stand on a cliff.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a Deadly Velvet poster on the ground.
You pick up the Deadly Velvet poster.
You move north.
Hey check out that big hole.
There is a way to the south.
There are sheer drops to the north and east.
You move south.
You stand on a cliff.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a Deadly Velvet poster on the ground.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a row of rocks arranged by size on the ground.
You pick up the row of rocks arranged by size.
You move south.
You're crawling in the dirt for fear of falling off the cliff to your east.
There is a way to the north.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a row of rocks arranged by size on the ground.
You move north.
You stand on a cliff.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a Deadly Velvet poster on the ground.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're along a jungle path.  To the north is a tent.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move west.
You stand on the banks of a steam inside a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
There is an airplane hanging from vines overhead.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle. You hear the clamor of animal in panic in the distance.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You stand on a grassy plain.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a gator tooth on the ground.
You pick up the gator tooth.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're standing on a dirt path.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a crumpled up paper in-between the cushions.
You move west.
You are crouching inside a van.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are crouching inside a van beside the back door.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a thermos under the seat.
You pick up the thermos.
You move east.
You are crouching inside a van.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a crumpled up paper in-between the cushions.
You pick up the crumpled up paper.
You move north.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move north.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.  There's a door beside you.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You pick up the crumbs.
You move east.
You are crouching inside the van, behind the passenger seat.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a hamburger under the passenger seat.
You pick up the hamburger.
You move east.
You are sitting in the passenger seat.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a glove compartment in front of you.
You pick up the manual.
You pick up the bottle cap.
You move north.
You are sitting in the driver's seat.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an ignition beside the steering wheel.
There is a steering wheel in front of you.
There is a cassette deck in the dash.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You are lost. You look up and the tall trunks of the trees surrounding you seem to be lost in haze.  After a moment you realize the haze is really a thick network of spider webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're stumble over thick roots. Just above your head at great tangles of woody vines with large, barbed thorns.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a cesta on the ground.
You pick up the cesta.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are at the edge of the jungle.  To the east is a vast expanse of ocean.  To the south is a dangerous-looking path along the cliff face.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You are grasping onto some rocks for fear of falling to your death.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're taking refuge in a small shack that is propped up along the cliff edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're hanging halfway along a vine between two cliffs.  The ocean crashes against the rocks thousands of feet below.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're standing in a gigantic bird's nest.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a stack of flyers on the ground.
You pick up the stack of flyers.
You move south.
You fell down a slippery slope, but you think you can climb back up.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You stand at the jungle's edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden device in the bushes.
You walk up to the device and begin turning its wheel.
Errrghh....
Errrghh....
Errrghh....
You have turned the wheel as far as it will go.
You move south.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You move south.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the north you see sunlight and foliage. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden door up the stairs to the north.
You descend some old stairs into a dank, dark cave.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
A glowing green algae reveals a branch in the cave.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is covered in a slick moss.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is Other Other Barry lurking in the shadows.
Other Other Barry grins at you.
You move north.
You cannot see a thing. You are knee deep in water and you hear a thundering waterfall.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
The floor has sunk too far below you to feel with your feet so you must swim. There is no light to see.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
Pitch black. You must swim, but the ceiling here drops within a foot of the water level.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. The water is up to your hip here. The ground at your feet is very slick.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
It is too dark to see a thing. You're tripping over and into large puddles of water.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
You cannot see. The ground is wet. There's a chill in the air.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. There is a chill and in what little light there is you can see your breath.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a chamber with softly glowing white crystals. The air is frigid.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
Strange white crystals illuminate the chamber. You have to scamper from large hexagonal stone platforms to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You are standing on a long stone bridge. A bonfire on arch over the bridge illuminates the chamber. The light doesn't reach the bottom of the drop, but you assume it goes down a long ways.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. You're in a dusty antechamber.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a massive undercroft. Great pillars stretch above you into inky darkness.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You in a very tight cave shaft. You have to crawl and contort to squeeze through.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
It is impossible to see anything in here. You grope around thick stalactites trying not to crack your head.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are in a room filled with sweet smelling mushrooms.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You can see some light poking through a crack in the ceiling.
There is a way to the north.
There is a pile of rubble to the south.
There is a skeleton on the ground.
You pick up the plastic card.
You move north.
You are in a room filled with sweet smelling mushrooms.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
It is impossible to see anything in here. You grope around thick stalactites trying not to crack your head.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You in a very tight cave shaft. You have to crawl and contort to squeeze through.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're in a massive undercroft. Great pillars stretch above you into inky darkness.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. You're in a dusty antechamber.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You are standing on a long stone bridge. A bonfire on arch over the bridge illuminates the chamber. The light doesn't reach the bottom of the drop, but you assume it goes down a long ways.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
Strange white crystals illuminate the chamber. You have to scamper from large hexagonal stone platforms to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're in a chamber with softly glowing white crystals. The air is frigid.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. There is a chill and in what little light there is you can see your breath.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You cannot see. The ground is wet. There's a chill in the air.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
It is too dark to see a thing. You're tripping over and into large puddles of water.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you. The water is up to your hip here. The ground at your feet is very slick.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
Pitch black. You must swim, but the ceiling here drops within a foot of the water level.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move east.
The floor has sunk too far below you to feel with your feet so you must swim. There is no light to see.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You cannot see a thing. You are knee deep in water and you hear a thundering waterfall.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is covered in a slick moss.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is Other Other Barry lurking in the shadows.
Other Other Barry grins at you.
You move south.
A glowing green algae reveals a branch in the cave.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the north you see sunlight and foliage. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden door up the stairs to the north.
You descend some old stairs into a dank, dark cave.
You move north.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You move north.
You stand at the jungle's edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden device in the bushes.
You move north.
You fell down a slippery slope, but you think you can climb back up.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move north.
You're standing in a gigantic bird's nest.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a stack of flyers on the ground.
You move north.
You're hanging halfway along a vine between two cliffs.  The ocean crashes against the rocks thousands of feet below.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move north.
You're taking refuge in a small shack that is propped up along the cliff edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move north.
You are grasping onto some rocks for fear of falling to your death.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move north.
You are at the edge of the jungle.  To the east is a vast expanse of ocean.  To the south is a dangerous-looking path along the cliff face.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're stumble over thick roots. Just above your head at great tangles of woody vines with large, barbed thorns.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a cesta on the ground.
You move south.
You are lost. You look up and the tall trunks of the trees surrounding you seem to be lost in haze.  After a moment you realize the haze is really a thick network of spider webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You are sitting in the driver's seat.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an ignition beside the steering wheel.
There is a steering wheel in front of you.
There is a cassette deck in the dash.
You move south.
You are sitting in the passenger seat.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a glove compartment in front of you.
You move west.
You are crouching inside the van, behind the passenger seat.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a hamburger under the passenger seat.
You move west.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move north.
You are sitting down in the van.  There's a door beside you.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move north.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move west.
You're standing on a dirt path.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move west.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a crumpled up paper in-between the cushions.
You move west.
You are crouching inside a van.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are crouching inside a van beside the back door.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a thermos under the seat.
You move south.
You are at the edge of the forest path.  Before you lies the van.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a majestic van to the north.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move south.
You stand in a windowless, torchlit chamber. The flickering light reveals a ceiling cloaked in spider-webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an illuminated sign on the door.
There is a door on the western wall.
There is a dumpster against a brick wall.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You raise the key card to the door.
It opens, and you step through.
You're in a lab. Scanning the room you see several black marble topped tables, various labeled bins of equipment, and chalkboard with incomprehensible (and likely nonsensical) equations written on it.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You enter a restricted room. There's a half built suit of robotic armor hanging in the center of the space. A bookshelf barely conceals a hidden door on the west wall.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an erotic velociraptor novella on the bookshelf.
You move west.
The room you've entered appears to be a japanese style bathhouse. The pool itself is surrounded by a rock garden and bonsai.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a pool in the center of the room.
You move west.
You're in a unisex changing room. There are cubbies for clothes, towels, a wet bar,  a full scuba suit, a spear gun, and small empty basket labeled "tactical trauma first responder kits".
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're in a hallway in the lab. There's a large metal door to the west with an impressive array of security features including an iris scanner, biometric scanner, keypad, voice recognition, and card reader. The door itself is held ajar with a brick. A note reads "lock busted AGAIN. Please do not move brick"
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted by disinfectant, and the doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move south.
This is a hallway. The lights are doing that creepy flicker thing like in a scary movie. You're real impressed by the atmosphere. "Man, this is a real immersive and engaging experience" you say out loud to no one in particular.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in an airlock between chambers.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a device above the entryway.
You move east.
You're in a padded room. There's a dog dish on the floor next to a cute little doggy bed. There are dirty handprints all over the walls and someone has carved "HUMAN" into this side of an observation window.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an orange note taped to the other side of the window.
You move east.
You're in a storage closet. This appears to be where the lab's cleaning supplies, toiletries, stationery, protective gear, and open 55 gallon drum of room temperature breast milk are kept.
There is a way to the west.
There is a cardboard box on the ground.
There is a hand truck against the wall.
There is a console on a metal table.
You are holding down the button.
You pick up the data tape.
You pick up the hand truck.
You move west.
You're in a padded room. There's a dog dish on the floor next to a cute little doggy bed. There are dirty handprints all over the walls and someone has carved "HUMAN" into this side of an observation window.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an orange note taped to the other side of the window.
You move west.
You're in an airlock between chambers.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a device above the entryway.
You feel a funny sensation.
You move north.
This is a hallway. The lights are doing that creepy flicker thing like in a scary movie. You're real impressed by the atmosphere. "Man, this is a real immersive and engaging experience" you say out loud to no one in particular.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted by disinfectant, and the doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move north.
You're in a stark white laboratory hallway. A sign on the wall pointing north says "Champagne Room".
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a device in the center of the room.
You move north.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted with a liberal dose of the leading male body spray.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move north.
You stand in a clean, white laboratory hallway. There's a painting on the wall of a clown dressed like a hobo with a bindle sack.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're in a laboratory hallway.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a yellow sign on the wall.
You move north.
You stand in a clean, white lab room.  Medical and scientific apparatus line the walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're in a fairly long hallway in a laboratory.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are in a clean, white laboratory and family funzone. Medical devices, graduated cylinders, and games line the walls. This looks like a great place to do serious biological research and have a child's birthday party.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a skeeball machine along the wall.
There is a token machine by the door.
You move north.
You stand in an airlock. Nothing happens for a long time, and then a nozzle emerges from the wall and squirts some ketchup on the floor. The doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
You move west.
You enter a cluttered room. There's rows of costumes or disguises hanging on a wall, and an assortment of fake weapons and empty liquor bottles stored on shelves.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an ice cube slingshot on the ground.
You move west.
You stand in very large room. There are rows and rows of desks, each with a computer and an assortment of children's toys, note papers, and coffee cups.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You find yourself in a bathroom. Full toilet paper rolls are placed strategically around the toilets and on coat hooks, but the holders themselves contain empty rolls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a torn notepad in the trash.
You move south.
You're in a break room. There are several large tables, some comfortable looking chairs, and a kitchen.
There is a way to the north.
There is a promotional poster on a table.
There is a crock pot on the ground.
There is a console on a metal table.
You are holding down the button.
You pick up the crock pot.
You move north.
You find yourself in a bathroom. Full toilet paper rolls are placed strategically around the toilets and on coat hooks, but the holders themselves contain empty rolls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a torn notepad in the trash.
You move north.
You stand in very large room. There are rows and rows of desks, each with a computer and an assortment of children's toys, note papers, and coffee cups.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You enter a cluttered room. There's rows of costumes or disguises hanging on a wall, and an assortment of fake weapons and empty liquor bottles stored on shelves.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an ice cube slingshot on the ground.
You pick up the ice cube slingshot.
You move east.
You stand in an airlock. Nothing happens for a long time, and then a nozzle emerges from the wall and squirts some ketchup on the floor. The doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
You move north.
You're in a machine shop. There are shelves of parts, buckets and bins of scrap, and several furnaces and hydraulic presses.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a robot leg on the ground.
You move north.
You stand in a white room. There's an empty doorframe in the center of the room. The frame is made of very long bones. The floor around the frame is ringed with scorch marks.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is an empty doorframe in the center of the room.
There is a scribbled note on an empty doorframe.
You move east.
You stand in another clean, white lab room. Everything in this room is baby sized. Baby sized but very real medical and scientific apparatus line the walls, baby sized coffee machine, and baby sized biosafety level 3 isolation lab.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a pinata on the ground.
You move east.
You stand in a clean, white lab room.  Medical and scientific apparatus line the walls.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a tray of vials on a table.
There is a punched card under a desk on the floor.
You move south.
You are in an assembly room for crash test dummies. Plastic bodies sit in chairs lining the sides of room clothed in identical "I'd rather be in Myrtle Beach" tees. Other dummies lay in various states of assembly on large steel tables.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in a room with large plastic drums and boxes on industrial shelves. You see labels for acetone, silicone rubber, polyester, epoxy resin, and biological waste.
There is a way to the north.
There is a beer bottle at your feet.
There is a console on a metal table.
You are holding down the button.
You pick up the beer bottle.
You hear a terrifying roar in the distance, as if some terrible beast were set free.
You move north.
You are in an assembly room for crash test dummies. Plastic bodies sit in chairs lining the sides of room clothed in identical "I'd rather be in Myrtle Beach" tees. Other dummies lay in various states of assembly on large steel tables.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a clean, white lab room.  Medical and scientific apparatus line the walls.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a tray of vials on a table.
There is a punched card under a desk on the floor.
You pick up the punched card.
You move west.
You stand in another clean, white lab room. Everything in this room is baby sized. Baby sized but very real medical and scientific apparatus line the walls, baby sized coffee machine, and baby sized biosafety level 3 isolation lab.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a pinata on the ground.
You pick up the pinata.
You move west.
You stand in a white room. There's an empty doorframe in the center of the room. The frame is made of very long bones. The floor around the frame is ringed with scorch marks.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is an empty doorframe in the center of the room.
There is a scribbled note on an empty doorframe.
You move south.
You're in a machine shop. There are shelves of parts, buckets and bins of scrap, and several furnaces and hydraulic presses.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a robot leg on the ground.
You pick up the robot leg.
You move south.
You stand in an airlock. Nothing happens for a long time, and then a nozzle emerges from the wall and squirts some ketchup on the floor. The doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
You move south.
You are in a clean, white laboratory and family funzone. Medical devices, graduated cylinders, and games line the walls. This looks like a great place to do serious biological research and have a child's birthday party.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a skeeball machine along the wall.
There is a token machine by the door.
You move south.
You're in a fairly long hallway in a laboratory.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in a clean, white lab room.  Medical and scientific apparatus line the walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in a laboratory hallway.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a yellow sign on the wall.
You move south.
You stand in a clean, white laboratory hallway. There's a painting on the wall of a clown dressed like a hobo with a bindle sack.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted with a liberal dose of the leading male body spray.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move south.
You're in a stark white laboratory hallway. A sign on the wall pointing north says "Champagne Room".
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a device in the center of the room.
You move south.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted by disinfectant, and the doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move east.
You're in a hallway in the lab. There's a large metal door to the west with an impressive array of security features including an iris scanner, biometric scanner, keypad, voice recognition, and card reader. The door itself is held ajar with a brick. A note reads "lock busted AGAIN. Please do not move brick"
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're in a unisex changing room. There are cubbies for clothes, towels, a wet bar,  a full scuba suit, a spear gun, and small empty basket labeled "tactical trauma first responder kits".
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
The room you've entered appears to be a japanese style bathhouse. The pool itself is surrounded by a rock garden and bonsai.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a pool in the center of the room.
You move east.
You enter a restricted room. There's a half built suit of robotic armor hanging in the center of the space. A bookshelf barely conceals a hidden door on the west wall.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an erotic velociraptor novella on the bookshelf.
You move east.
You're in a lab. Scanning the room you see several black marble topped tables, various labeled bins of equipment, and chalkboard with incomprehensible (and likely nonsensical) equations written on it.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an illuminated sign on the door.
There is a door on the western wall.
There is a dumpster against a brick wall.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move north.
You stand in a windowless, torchlit chamber. The flickering light reveals a ceiling cloaked in spider-webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You let go of the wheel.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are deep in the forest, but you can see a beautiful van through the thick brush to the north.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You are at the end of a path.  A small pond is to the east.  You can see a beautiful van through the thick brush to the north.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is Weekly Spyglass on the ground.
You pick up the Weekly Spyglass.
You move east.
You are standing in a little pond.  Fish nibble at your ankles.
There is a way to the west.
There is a fish and water in the pond.
You fill the bottle with water.
You pick up the fish.
You move west.
You are at the end of a path.  A small pond is to the east.  You can see a beautiful van through the thick brush to the north.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is Weekly Spyglass on the ground.
You move west.
You are deep in the forest, but you can see a beautiful van through the thick brush to the north.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are at the edge of the forest path.  Before you lies the van.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a majestic van to the north.
You move north.
You are crouching inside a van beside the back door.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a thermos under the seat.
You move east.
You are crouching inside a van.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a crumpled up paper in-between the cushions.
You move north.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move north.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.  There's a door beside you.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move east.
You are crouching inside the van, behind the passenger seat.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a hamburger under the passenger seat.
You move east.
You are sitting in the passenger seat.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a glove compartment in front of you.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're facing a mountain at the edge of the jungle.
There is a way to the north.
There is a computer sitting on a wooden table.
There is a crevice in the rock face.
You put the computer in the hand truck.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are sitting in the passenger seat.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a glove compartment in front of you.
You move north.
You are sitting in the driver's seat.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an ignition beside the steering wheel.
There is a steering wheel in front of you.
There is a cassette deck in the dash.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You are lost. You look up and the tall trunks of the trees surrounding you seem to be lost in haze.  After a moment you realize the haze is really a thick network of spider webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're stumble over thick roots. Just above your head at great tangles of woody vines with large, barbed thorns.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a cesta on the ground.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are at the edge of the jungle.  To the east is a vast expanse of ocean.  To the south is a dangerous-looking path along the cliff face.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You are grasping onto some rocks for fear of falling to your death.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're taking refuge in a small shack that is propped up along the cliff edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're hanging halfway along a vine between two cliffs.  The ocean crashes against the rocks thousands of feet below.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're standing in a gigantic bird's nest.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a stack of flyers on the ground.
You move south.
You fell down a slippery slope, but you think you can climb back up.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You stand at the jungle's edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden device in the bushes.
You walk up to the device and begin turning its wheel.
Errrghh....
Errrghh....
You hear the terrifying squeal of a giant beast.
Errrghh....
You have turned the wheel as far as it will go.
You move south.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You move south.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the north you see sunlight and foliage. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden door up the stairs to the north.
You descend some old stairs into a dank, dark cave.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
A glowing green algae reveals a branch in the cave.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is covered in a slick moss.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is Other Other Barry lurking in the shadows.
Other Other Barry grins at you.
You move north.
You cannot see a thing. You are knee deep in water and you hear a thundering waterfall.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
The floor has sunk too far below you to feel with your feet so you must swim. There is no light to see.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
Pitch black. You must swim, but the ceiling here drops within a foot of the water level.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. The water is up to your hip here. The ground at your feet is very slick.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
It is too dark to see a thing. You're tripping over and into large puddles of water.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
You cannot see. The ground is wet. There's a chill in the air.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. There is a chill and in what little light there is you can see your breath.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a chamber with softly glowing white crystals. The air is frigid.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
Strange white crystals illuminate the chamber. You have to scamper from large hexagonal stone platforms to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You are standing on a long stone bridge. A bonfire on arch over the bridge illuminates the chamber. The light doesn't reach the bottom of the drop, but you assume it goes down a long ways.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. You're in a dusty antechamber.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a massive undercroft. Great pillars stretch above you into inky darkness.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You in a very tight cave shaft. You have to crawl and contort to squeeze through.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
It is impossible to see anything in here. You grope around thick stalactites trying not to crack your head.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are in a room filled with sweet smelling mushrooms.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You can see some light poking through a crack in the ceiling.
There is a way to the north.
There is a pile of rubble to the south.
There is a skeleton on the ground.
You put dry ice into the bottle.  It begins to fizz.
You cap the dry ice bomb and drop it on the ground.
There's a dry ice bomb on the ground!
You move north.
You are in a room filled with sweet smelling mushrooms.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
It is impossible to see anything in here. You grope around thick stalactites trying not to crack your head.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You in a very tight cave shaft. You have to crawl and contort to squeeze through.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're in a massive undercroft. Great pillars stretch above you into inky darkness.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. You're in a dusty antechamber.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You are standing on a long stone bridge. A bonfire on arch over the bridge illuminates the chamber. The light doesn't reach the bottom of the drop, but you assume it goes down a long ways.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
Strange white crystals illuminate the chamber. You have to scamper from large hexagonal stone platforms to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're in a chamber with softly glowing white crystals. The air is frigid.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. There is a chill and in what little light there is you can see your breath.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You cannot see. The ground is wet. There's a chill in the air.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
It is too dark to see a thing. You're tripping over and into large puddles of water.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you. The water is up to your hip here. The ground at your feet is very slick.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
Pitch black. You must swim, but the ceiling here drops within a foot of the water level.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move east.
The floor has sunk too far below you to feel with your feet so you must swim. There is no light to see.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You cannot see a thing. You are knee deep in water and you hear a thundering waterfall.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is covered in a slick moss.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is Other Other Barry lurking in the shadows.
Other Other Barry grins at you.
You move south.
A glowing green algae reveals a branch in the cave.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the north you see sunlight and foliage. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden door up the stairs to the north.
You descend some old stairs into a dank, dark cave.
You move north.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You let go of the wheel.
The door quickly slams shut!
You move north.
You stand at the jungle's edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden device in the bushes.
You walk up to the device and begin turning its wheel.
Errrghh....
Errrghh....
Errrghh....
You have turned the wheel as far as it will go.
You move south.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You move south.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the north you see sunlight and foliage. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden door up the stairs to the north.
You descend some old stairs into a dank, dark cave.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
A glowing green algae reveals a branch in the cave.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is covered in a slick moss.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is Other Other Barry lurking in the shadows.
Other Other Barry grins at you.
You move north.
You cannot see a thing. You are knee deep in water and you hear a thundering waterfall.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
The floor has sunk too far below you to feel with your feet so you must swim. There is no light to see.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
Pitch black. You must swim, but the ceiling here drops within a foot of the water level.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. The water is up to your hip here. The ground at your feet is very slick.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
It is too dark to see a thing. You're tripping over and into large puddles of water.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
You cannot see. The ground is wet. There's a chill in the air.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. There is a chill and in what little light there is you can see your breath.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a chamber with softly glowing white crystals. The air is frigid.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
Strange white crystals illuminate the chamber. You have to scamper from large hexagonal stone platforms to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You are standing on a long stone bridge. A bonfire on arch over the bridge illuminates the chamber. The light doesn't reach the bottom of the drop, but you assume it goes down a long ways.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. You're in a dusty antechamber.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a massive undercroft. Great pillars stretch above you into inky darkness.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You in a very tight cave shaft. You have to crawl and contort to squeeze through.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
It is impossible to see anything in here. You grope around thick stalactites trying not to crack your head.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are in a room filled with sweet smelling mushrooms.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You can see some light poking through a crack in the ceiling.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a pile of rubble to the south.
There is a skeleton on the ground.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you.  There's a wooden support beam overhead.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a pile of rubble to the north.
You move south.
There's no light. You trip over something and feel what might be a minecart rail.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You can't see anything. The air smells rotten.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is Poisocaine Pen on the ground.
You pick up the Poisocaine Pen.
You move west.
You can make out rough wooden support beams on the walls and ceiling. There's water up to your ankles.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out the room you've entered. The walls are rough with chisel marks. The ceiling is supported by fat man-made pillars left behind when the room was carved out.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
It's too dark to see anything. You hear something flittering about overhead. It checks its surroundings and location using reflections of the ultrasonic waves from its mouth. The creatures flaps off deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You can barely see. The ground is sandy. You can hear water trickling nearby.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
There is no light.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a metal cage to the north.
You pick up the green ledger.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a whiskey stones on the ground.
You pick up the whiskey stones.
You move south.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the South you see an exit. Shattered boards and caution tape suggest the way to the surface was once boarded shut, but someone or something forced its way out. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in a moonlit, vacant lot. The ground has been dug up presumably to lay down a foundation, but judging from the weeds and grass work stopped some time ago.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
You move east.
You stand in a lot behind some dilapidated buildings. The remains of an old fence once blocked the way way to the west, but time and probably a set of bolt cutters has rendered the way accessible.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
You move east.
You stand in a gritty alleyway. It smells like old grease and a number of other things you'd rather not be breathing in.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a pink graffiti on a brick wall.
You move east.
You stand in a gritty alleyway.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a dumpster against a brick wall.
You move east.
You stand on a city street. It is the middle of the night, and the block seems abandoned. Shops are shuttered and the road is empty.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move north.
You stand on a vacant city street. There are shops and restaurants, but they are all shuttered for the evening.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a gritty alleyway.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You stand on a city street in front of a movie theater closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a marquee overhead.
You move east.
You stand on a city street corner. It's a nice evening.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a corner store in front of you.
You move east.
You're in the lobby of a fancy condominium.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a broken elevator in front of you.
You move east.
You're inside someone's condo. The room is spacious and well appointed.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a fire pole missing from this picture.
You move north.
You're in a luxurious bedroom
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a candy bar wrapper under the bed.
There is a modern paintings over the headboard.
You pick up the candy bar wrapper.
You move north.
You're on a large balcony overlooking the city.
There is a way to the south.
There is a foil swan on the ground.
You pick up the foil swan.
You move south.
You're in a luxurious bedroom
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a candy bar wrapper under the bed.
There is a modern paintings over the headboard.
You move south.
You're inside someone's condo. The room is spacious and well appointed.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a fire pole missing from this picture.
You move west.
You're in the lobby of a fancy condominium.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a broken elevator in front of you.
You move west.
You stand on a city street corner. It's a nice evening.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a corner store in front of you.
You move north.
You stand on a city street. It's mostly apartments around here.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand on a city street. There's a pet shop here closed for the night.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a knife on the pavement.
You pick up the knife.
You move north.
You stand on a city street. It's quiet.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in an alleyway behind a chinese restaurant.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You're at a subway stop. The gate is down for the night.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are outside of a hip coffee shop. It looks like the building was once a garage. They are closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're outside of a repurposed brick industrial building. The sidewalk along one end overhangs a fenced garage.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a metal sculpture on the sidewalk.
You move east.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. Red awnings line the street level windows.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move south.
You're in the common area of a run down apartment.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in a vacant apartment. Someone has busted out a man-sized hole in the south wall.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a knitting needle on the ground.
You pick up the knitting needle.
You move south.
You're in small cracked blacktop lot between two apartment buildings.  There is a giant robot blocking the entrance to an apartment building to the south.
There are ways to the north and south.
a giant knife-wielding land octopus and a giant robot are here.
You move south.
You're in the lobby of an apartment building. You have to pull down police caution tape to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move south.
You're inside someone's apartment. There's a sofa and all the typical apartment stuff. Use your imagination.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumpled up paper in-between the cushions.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of a rundown apartment building. It smells like a latrine and a bucket of fermented cabbage had a baby and that baby had an accident while it was crawling to someplace that smelled better.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
You're in a dilapidated living room with a small galley kitchen. There's no furniture or food. There are disposable coffee cups strewn about, a large gas tank in the corner, and oh yes, a female mannequin wearing a flesh colored (assuming the wearer is white) wet suit hanging from a heavy chain in the middle of the room.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
There is an autoclave in the corner.
You move west.
You're in a musty... bedroom? Maybe a thousand green tree air fresheners hang from the ceiling at head level. There's a bed frame in the corner splattered with something. You hope it's just blood. A naked and stained mattress is leaning up against the opposite wall.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a vinyl record on the only clean spot on the floor.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You pick up the vinyl record.
You move east.
You're in a dilapidated living room with a small galley kitchen. There's no furniture or food. There are disposable coffee cups strewn about, a large gas tank in the corner, and oh yes, a female mannequin wearing a flesh colored (assuming the wearer is white) wet suit hanging from a heavy chain in the middle of the room.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
There is an autoclave in the corner.
You pick up the autoclave.
You move east.
You're in the hallway of a rundown apartment building. It smells like a latrine and a bucket of fermented cabbage had a baby and that baby had an accident while it was crawling to someplace that smelled better.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move north.
You're inside someone's apartment. There's a sofa and all the typical apartment stuff. Use your imagination.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumpled up paper in-between the cushions.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move north.
You're in the lobby of an apartment building. You have to pull down police caution tape to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move north.
You're in small cracked blacktop lot between two apartment buildings.  There is a giant robot blocking the entrance to an apartment building to the south.
There are ways to the north and south.
a giant knife-wielding land octopus and a giant robot are here.
You move north.
You're in a vacant apartment. Someone has busted out a man-sized hole in the south wall.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a knitting needle on the ground.
You move north.
You're in the common area of a run down apartment.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. Red awnings line the street level windows.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move east.
You stand in front of a small strip mall. It's all specialty shops and lunch spots. Everything is closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. The street is lined with planters, but half the trees look dead.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move south.
You're inside a leasing office. It's really beautiful in here.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building. All these halls look the same.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a floor mats on the ground.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building. It looks like the super has been avoiding this floor.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in the dining room of a small apartment.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an empty bookshelf against a wall.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move east.
You're in the living room of a small apartment. There are second-hand furnishings, but no TV to speak of. The maid has been on vacation for awhile.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move east.
You're in a small galley kitchen. The room is well lived in and whoever cooked last didn't do a great job cleaning up.
There is a way to the west.
There are sheer drops to the east and south.
There is a bratwurst on the counter.
There is a comic strip taped to the refrigerator.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You pick up the bratwurst.
You pick up the comic strip.
You move west.
You're in the living room of a small apartment. There are second-hand furnishings, but no TV to speak of. The maid has been on vacation for awhile.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
You're in the dining room of a small apartment.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an empty bookshelf against a wall.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move north.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building. It looks like the super has been avoiding this floor.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a floor mats on the ground.
You move north.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building. All these halls look the same.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're inside a leasing office. It's really beautiful in here.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. The street is lined with planters, but half the trees look dead.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move east.
You stand on an empty street. Nothing but parking decks out here.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're in a vacant lot. It's mostly weeds, but there's a bit of what was probably the concrete floor of an old building.  To the south is a back door to some nondescript building.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're inside some kind of store.  The shelves are mostly empty.  There's an "Employees Only" door to the south.  It smells like hamburgers in here.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
Bryan is here.
There is an empty box on the counter.
There is a game called "Rad Dungeon" in the bargain bin.
There is a game called "Milton: Toast to Toast" and game called "The Trials of Algernop Chapter II:  A Bride's Lament" on the "New Releases" shelf.
You move south.
You're in a small bedroom decorated with posters. You hear a muffled noise like someone or something is moving in the walls.
There is a way to the north.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a little hat on the floor.
There is a spatula on the ground.
There is a posters taped to the walls.
You pick up the little hat.
You pick up the spatula.
You move north.
You're inside some kind of store.  The shelves are mostly empty.  There's an "Employees Only" door to the south.  It smells like hamburgers in here.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
Bryan is here.
There is an empty box on the counter.
There is a game called "Rad Dungeon" in the bargain bin.
There is a game called "Milton: Toast to Toast" and game called "The Trials of Algernop Chapter II:  A Bride's Lament" on the "New Releases" shelf.
You move north.
You're in a vacant lot. It's mostly weeds, but there's a bit of what was probably the concrete floor of an old building.  To the south is a back door to some nondescript building.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move west.
You stand on an empty street. Nothing but parking decks out here.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. The street is lined with planters, but half the trees look dead.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move west.
You stand in front of a small strip mall. It's all specialty shops and lunch spots. Everything is closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. Red awnings line the street level windows.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move west.
You're outside of a repurposed brick industrial building. The sidewalk along one end overhangs a fenced garage.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a metal sculpture on the sidewalk.
You move west.
You are outside of a hip coffee shop. It looks like the building was once a garage. They are closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're at a subway stop. The gate is down for the night.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You stand in an alleyway behind a chinese restaurant.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You stand on a city street. It's quiet.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand on a city street. There's a pet shop here closed for the night.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a knife on the pavement.
You move south.
You stand on a city street. It's mostly apartments around here.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand on a city street corner. It's a nice evening.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a corner store in front of you.
You move west.
You stand on a city street in front of a movie theater closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a marquee overhead.
You move west.
You stand in a gritty alleyway.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You stand on a vacant city street. There are shops and restaurants, but they are all shuttered for the evening.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand on a city street. It is the middle of the night, and the block seems abandoned. Shops are shuttered and the road is empty.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move west.
You stand in a gritty alleyway.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a dumpster against a brick wall.
You move west.
You stand in a gritty alleyway. It smells like old grease and a number of other things you'd rather not be breathing in.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a pink graffiti on a brick wall.
You move west.
You stand in a lot behind some dilapidated buildings. The remains of an old fence once blocked the way way to the west, but time and probably a set of bolt cutters has rendered the way accessible.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
You move west.
You stand in a moonlit, vacant lot. The ground has been dug up presumably to lay down a foundation, but judging from the weeds and grass work stopped some time ago.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
You move north.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the South you see an exit. Shattered boards and caution tape suggest the way to the surface was once boarded shut, but someone or something forced its way out. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a whiskey stones on the ground.
You move east.
There is no light.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a metal cage to the north.
You move east.
You can barely see. The ground is sandy. You can hear water trickling nearby.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
It's too dark to see anything. You hear something flittering about overhead. It checks its surroundings and location using reflections of the ultrasonic waves from its mouth. The creatures flaps off deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out the room you've entered. The walls are rough with chisel marks. The ceiling is supported by fat man-made pillars left behind when the room was carved out.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You can make out rough wooden support beams on the walls and ceiling. There's water up to your ankles.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You can't see anything. The air smells rotten.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is Poisocaine Pen on the ground.
You move north.
There's no light. You trip over something and feel what might be a minecart rail.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you.  There's a wooden support beam overhead.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a pile of rubble to the north.
You move north.
You can see some light poking through a crack in the ceiling.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a pile of rubble to the south.
There is a skeleton on the ground.
You move north.
You are in a room filled with sweet smelling mushrooms.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
It is impossible to see anything in here. You grope around thick stalactites trying not to crack your head.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You in a very tight cave shaft. You have to crawl and contort to squeeze through.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're in a massive undercroft. Great pillars stretch above you into inky darkness.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. You're in a dusty antechamber.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You are standing on a long stone bridge. A bonfire on arch over the bridge illuminates the chamber. The light doesn't reach the bottom of the drop, but you assume it goes down a long ways.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
Strange white crystals illuminate the chamber. You have to scamper from large hexagonal stone platforms to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're in a chamber with softly glowing white crystals. The air is frigid.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. There is a chill and in what little light there is you can see your breath.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You cannot see. The ground is wet. There's a chill in the air.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
It is too dark to see a thing. You're tripping over and into large puddles of water.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you. The water is up to your hip here. The ground at your feet is very slick.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
Pitch black. You must swim, but the ceiling here drops within a foot of the water level.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move east.
The floor has sunk too far below you to feel with your feet so you must swim. There is no light to see.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You cannot see a thing. You are knee deep in water and you hear a thundering waterfall.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is covered in a slick moss.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is Other Other Barry lurking in the shadows.
Other Other Barry grins at you.
You move south.
A glowing green algae reveals a branch in the cave.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the north you see sunlight and foliage. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden door up the stairs to the north.
You descend some old stairs into a dank, dark cave.
You move north.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You move north.
You stand at the jungle's edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden device in the bushes.
You move north.
You fell down a slippery slope, but you think you can climb back up.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move north.
You're standing in a gigantic bird's nest.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a stack of flyers on the ground.
You move north.
You're hanging halfway along a vine between two cliffs.  The ocean crashes against the rocks thousands of feet below.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move north.
You're taking refuge in a small shack that is propped up along the cliff edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move north.
You are grasping onto some rocks for fear of falling to your death.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move north.
You are at the edge of the jungle.  To the east is a vast expanse of ocean.  To the south is a dangerous-looking path along the cliff face.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're stumble over thick roots. Just above your head at great tangles of woody vines with large, barbed thorns.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a cesta on the ground.
You move south.
You are lost. You look up and the tall trunks of the trees surrounding you seem to be lost in haze.  After a moment you realize the haze is really a thick network of spider webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You are sitting in the driver's seat.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an ignition beside the steering wheel.
There is a steering wheel in front of you.
There is a cassette deck in the dash.
You move south.
You are sitting in the passenger seat.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a glove compartment in front of you.
You pick up the bottle cap.
You let go of the wheel.
You move west.
You are crouching inside the van, behind the passenger seat.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a hamburger under the passenger seat.
You move west.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move north.
You are sitting down in the van.  There's a door beside you.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move north.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move west.
You're standing on a dirt path.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move west.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a crumpled up paper in-between the cushions.
You move west.
You are crouching inside a van.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are crouching inside a van beside the back door.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a thermos under the seat.
You move south.
You are at the edge of the forest path.  Before you lies the van.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a majestic van to the north.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move south.
You stand in a windowless, torchlit chamber. The flickering light reveals a ceiling cloaked in spider-webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an illuminated sign on the door.
There is a door on the western wall.
There is a dumpster against a brick wall.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move south.
You are standing in a covered stone bridge. The bulk of Kastle Krieger's silhouette looms to the north west. The view to the east is obscured by the darkness of night. An angry wind howls through the stone windows chilling your bones.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in medium sized room lit by tall windows.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a busts arranged around the room.
You move west.
You are in a small chamber. The splintered and rotted out remains of a wooden bath occupy a third of the room.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are in a garderobe. It smells about as great as you would expect.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a toilet carved into a stone bench.
There is How To Archer Paperback on the ground.
You move south.
You are in a hallway surrounded by stone walls. The room is illuminated by an unnatural amber light. The windows are too high to determine the origin.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in the remains of a bed chamber. The ceiling and walls have partially collapsed exposing the room to the elements. The bed and dresser are all but rotted timber in the southern corner of the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You stand in an unlit, windowless room. You stumble about. You can feel wet stone walls and moth eaten tapestry.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are on the gallery of a large hall. Looking down into the space, you can see circular stone platform perhaps 30 feet across. The ceiling rises 30 feet above you to a dome. Flickering torchlight from your level makes it impossible to tell if any of the dancing shadows below have substance.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You are in the castle's cabinet. The room appears to be used as a study and a collection. Browsing the the room you note musical instruments hung in glass frames on the wall, and a large metal statue of a nude man in a defensive posture before a massive 5 sided star.
There is a way to the north.
There is a shelf of albums along the southern wall.
You carefully insert the record between a Japanese pressing of "Caress of Steel" and "All the World's a Stage" LP signed at Hammersmith.
a giant knife-wielding land octopus died.
You hear a grinding sound below you, like massive stone discs.
The bookshelf suddenly juts out from the wall.
The bookshelf slides to the left, revealing a hidden door.
You step through it.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are in a torchlit hallway. The stone walls and floor are wet.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are in an open air garden. It looks well kept.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
There is a strange purple flowers behind a tall iron fence.
You move west.
You're in a small, circular stone chamber. Runes mark the cardinal sides of the room, but you cannot tell what they mean. The floor is carpeted in small animal bones.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
You are in a small candle-lit antechamber. The walls and floor are grimy and smell like oil and rotting wheat.  The wall to the north is destroyed, revealing a stone stairwell down into darkness.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
You're in a dark, stone hallway. It's cold and wet. You don't feel like this was ever a well travelled part of Kastle Krieger.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
From the dim light of a candle you can make out a plush leather chair in the northern corner of the room and full length silver mirror. You are in the castle's psychomanteum.
There is a way to the east.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a mirror next to the chair.
There is a pink ledger on the chair.
You pick up the pink ledger.
You move east.
You're in a dark, stone hallway. It's cold and wet. You don't feel like this was ever a well travelled part of Kastle Krieger.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move east.
You are in a small candle-lit antechamber. The walls and floor are grimy and smell like oil and rotting wheat.  The wall to the north is destroyed, revealing a stone stairwell down into darkness.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move north.
You stand in a massive obsidian gateway
Mitsuko blocks the way to the north.
There is a way to the south.
Mitsuko is here.
Mitsuko says, "Please, take this spoon and bring me back a fresh kidney, and you may pass."
You dig the spoon around inside your abdomen.
Your kidney pops out!
Mitsuko says, "Oh my godess!  What a vibrant kidney!"
Mitsuko allows you to pass.
You stand on a floating hunk of stone.  You're surrounded by lava.
There are ways to the south and west.
a bunny with knives tied to its body is here.
You move west.
You stand on plateau between an ocean and a desert. Across the sea to the north, you see the silhouette of a great black tower. Clouds ripple out from it's spire.
There are ways to the east and west.
Skeleton Llrod is here.
You move west.
You find yourself in the gaping maw of a rather bored looking wall-eyed fellow observing a set of ears with a knife for a face do battle with huge bird eating a nude man farting smaller birds.
There are ways to the north and east.
glowing pig is here.
You move north.
You're in a futuristic room, like a space station, but the walls show signs of advanced corrosion. There's a blue floored area in the center of the room where someone has made a pile of about 200 lbs of raw beef and scrap metal. You hear some awesome midi guitar music
There are ways to the north and south.
Brett and Brett are here.
You move north.
You're in a waiting room. There are some old sofas. The blue walls are decorated with hotel landscape paintings.
There are ways to the north and south.
failed clone, glowing pig and crocodile are here.
There is a ticket dispenser by the front desk.
You move north.
You're surrounded by fleshy pillars and the room stinks of sweat. There's a very refreshing, sexy breeze, though.
There are ways to the north and south.
a bunny with knives tied to its body and Skeleton Llrod are here.
You move north.
You're on a flat plane. You see no shelter from the storm overhead pelting you with a strange black snow.
There are ways to the north and south.
ivisible flesh eating monster, Brett and Cody 3 are here.
You move north.
You stand on a bit of a hill
There are ways to the north and south.
crocodile and Brett are here.
There is a boulder at the center of the circle.
You move north.
You stand at the banks of an ink black river.
There are ways to the north and south.
Skeleton Llrod is here.
You move north.
You casually stroll the avenues of a city populated by burning stone coffins.
There are ways to the north and south.
ivisible flesh eating monster and Brett are here.
You move north.
You stand on the banks of a boiling stream of blood.
There are ways to the north and south.
crocodile is here.
You move north.
It's getting a little chilly. You're in a field of burnt up human legs. You wonder if there's any place to grab a sandwich down here.
There are ways to the north and south.
Brett is here.
You move north.
You stand at the base of a massive pit. A lot of people eating each other down here.  There is a ladder to the east, and a hill to the south.
There are ways to the .
a bunny with knives tied to its body is here.
There is an employee peer reviews on the ground.
You slip and fall!
You're sliding down into a dark pit.
You feel cold.
You hit your head on a rock, and pass out.
You feel dizzy.
You feel cold.
You feel cold.
You wake up in a pile of corpses.
You feel cold.
Suddenly, one of the corpses opens its eyes, looks at your gaping wound, and says, "Welcome, comrade."a bunny with knives tied to its body attacks you with a knife.
a bunny with knives tied to its body hits the ground with a loud thud.
a bunny with knives tied to its body died.
You pick up the employee peer reviews.
You ascend the ladder.
The wind howls.  Liquid hot magma slowly falls to the west.  You're standing on a strange platform, grasping a pedestal to keep you from flying into the abyss.
There is a way to the east.
There is a sheer drop to the west.
Cacodaemon and failed clone are here.
There is a good sign at the end of the room.
There is an octagonal prism on a pedestal.
There is a party banner hanging from the ceiling.
You pick up the octagonal prism.
You move east.
You stand at the base of a massive pit. A lot of people eating each other down here.  There is a ladder to the east, and a hill to the south.
There are ways to the .
There is an employee peer reviews on the ground.
You slip and fall!
You're sliding down into a dark pit.
You feel cold.
You hit your head on a rock, and pass out.
You feel cold.
Blood gushes from the hole in your abdomen.
Blood gushes from the hole in your abdomen.
You wake up in a pile of corpses.
You feel dizzy.
Suddenly, one of the corpses opens its eyes, looks at your gaping wound, and says, "Welcome, comrade."Blood gushes from the hole in your abdomen.
You climb back up out of the pit.
It's getting a little chilly. You're in a field of burnt up human legs. You wonder if there's any place to grab a sandwich down here.
There are ways to the north and south.
Brett is here.
You move south.
You stand on the banks of a boiling stream of blood.
There are ways to the north and south.
crocodile is here.
You move south.
You casually stroll the avenues of a city populated by burning stone coffins.
There are ways to the north and south.
ivisible flesh eating monster and Brett are here.
You move south.
You stand at the banks of an ink black river.
There are ways to the north and south.
Skeleton Llrod is here.
You move south.
You stand on a bit of a hill
There are ways to the north and south.
crocodile and Brett are here.
There is a boulder at the center of the circle.
You move south.
You're on a flat plane. You see no shelter from the storm overhead pelting you with a strange black snow.
There are ways to the north and south.
ivisible flesh eating monster, Brett and Cody 3 are here.
You move south.
You're surrounded by fleshy pillars and the room stinks of sweat. There's a very refreshing, sexy breeze, though.
There are ways to the north and south.
a bunny with knives tied to its body and Skeleton Llrod are here.
You move south.
You're in a waiting room. There are some old sofas. The blue walls are decorated with hotel landscape paintings.
There are ways to the north and south.
failed clone, glowing pig and crocodile are here.
There is a ticket dispenser by the front desk.
You move south.
You're in a futuristic room, like a space station, but the walls show signs of advanced corrosion. There's a blue floored area in the center of the room where someone has made a pile of about 200 lbs of raw beef and scrap metal. You hear some awesome midi guitar music
There are ways to the north and south.
Brett and Brett are here.
You move south.
You find yourself in the gaping maw of a rather bored looking wall-eyed fellow observing a set of ears with a knife for a face do battle with huge bird eating a nude man farting smaller birds.
There are ways to the north and east.
glowing pig is here.
You move east.
You stand on plateau between an ocean and a desert. Across the sea to the north, you see the silhouette of a great black tower. Clouds ripple out from it's spire.
There are ways to the east and west.
Skeleton Llrod is here.
You move east.
You stand on a floating hunk of stone.  You're surrounded by lava.
There are ways to the south and west.
a bunny with knives tied to its body is here.
You move south.
You stand in a massive obsidian gateway
Mitsuko blocks the way to the north.
There is a way to the south.
Mitsuko is here.
Mitsuko says, "Please return when you have a fresh kidney."
You move south.
You are in a small candle-lit antechamber. The walls and floor are grimy and smell like oil and rotting wheat.  The wall to the north is destroyed, revealing a stone stairwell down into darkness.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
You're in a dark, stone hallway. It's cold and wet. You don't feel like this was ever a well travelled part of Kastle Krieger.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
From the dim light of a candle you can make out a plush leather chair in the northern corner of the room and full length silver mirror. You are in the castle's psychomanteum.
There is a way to the east.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a mirror next to the chair.
There is a pink ledger on the chair.
You pick up the weird hole.
You move east.
You're in a dark, stone hallway. It's cold and wet. You don't feel like this was ever a well travelled part of Kastle Krieger.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move east.
You are in a small candle-lit antechamber. The walls and floor are grimy and smell like oil and rotting wheat.  The wall to the north is destroyed, revealing a stone stairwell down into darkness.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move east.
You're in a small, circular stone chamber. Runes mark the cardinal sides of the room, but you cannot tell what they mean. The floor is carpeted in small animal bones.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move east.
You are in an open air garden. It looks well kept.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
There is a strange purple flowers behind a tall iron fence.
You move north.
You are in a torchlit hallway. The stone walls and floor are wet.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are in the castle's cabinet. The room appears to be used as a study and a collection. Browsing the the room you note musical instruments hung in glass frames on the wall, and a large metal statue of a nude man in a defensive posture before a massive 5 sided star.
There is a way to the north.
There is a shelf of albums along the southern wall.
You move north.
You are on the gallery of a large hall. Looking down into the space, you can see circular stone platform perhaps 30 feet across. The ceiling rises 30 feet above you to a dome. Flickering torchlight from your level makes it impossible to tell if any of the dancing shadows below have substance.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You stand in an unlit, windowless room. You stumble about. You can feel wet stone walls and moth eaten tapestry.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You stand in the remains of a bed chamber. The ceiling and walls have partially collapsed exposing the room to the elements. The bed and dresser are all but rotted timber in the southern corner of the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You are in a hallway surrounded by stone walls. The room is illuminated by an unnatural amber light. The windows are too high to determine the origin.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are in a garderobe. It smells about as great as you would expect.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a toilet carved into a stone bench.
There is How To Archer Paperback on the ground.
You pick up the How To Archer Paperback.
You move east.
You are in a small chamber. The splintered and rotted out remains of a wooden bath occupy a third of the room.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You stand in medium sized room lit by tall windows.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a busts arranged around the room.
You move north.
You are standing in a covered stone bridge. The bulk of Kastle Krieger's silhouette looms to the north west. The view to the east is obscured by the darkness of night. An angry wind howls through the stone windows chilling your bones.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an illuminated sign on the door.
There is a door on the western wall.
There is a dumpster against a brick wall.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move north.
You stand in a windowless, torchlit chamber. The flickering light reveals a ceiling cloaked in spider-webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a garrote on the ground.
You pick up the garrote.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a glue bottle on the ground.
You pick up the glue bottle.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a garrote on the ground.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move south.
You stand in a windowless, torchlit chamber. The flickering light reveals a ceiling cloaked in spider-webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an illuminated sign on the door.
There is a door on the western wall.
There is a dumpster against a brick wall.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You raise the key card to the door.
It opens, and you step through.
You're in a lab. Scanning the room you see several black marble topped tables, various labeled bins of equipment, and chalkboard with incomprehensible (and likely nonsensical) equations written on it.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You enter a restricted room. There's a half built suit of robotic armor hanging in the center of the space. A bookshelf barely conceals a hidden door on the west wall.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an erotic velociraptor novella on the bookshelf.
You pick up the erotic velociraptor novella.
You move west.
The room you've entered appears to be a japanese style bathhouse. The pool itself is surrounded by a rock garden and bonsai.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a pool in the center of the room.
You move west.
You're in a unisex changing room. There are cubbies for clothes, towels, a wet bar,  a full scuba suit, a spear gun, and small empty basket labeled "tactical trauma first responder kits".
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're in a hallway in the lab. There's a large metal door to the west with an impressive array of security features including an iris scanner, biometric scanner, keypad, voice recognition, and card reader. The door itself is held ajar with a brick. A note reads "lock busted AGAIN. Please do not move brick"
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted by disinfectant, and the doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move south.
This is a hallway. The lights are doing that creepy flicker thing like in a scary movie. You're real impressed by the atmosphere. "Man, this is a real immersive and engaging experience" you say out loud to no one in particular.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in an airlock between chambers.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a device above the entryway.
You move south.
You're still in the labs, but this room looks like a spin class.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a stationary bike in the center of the room.
You move south.
You're in a morgue. You think. It has all the trappings of a morgue. There's metal tables, a wall of roll in refrigerators, and a drain on the floor. There is also a salad bar in the corner and a iced buffet table stocked with crab legs.
There is a way to the north.
You move north.
You're still in the labs, but this room looks like a spin class.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a stationary bike in the center of the room.
You move north.
You're in an airlock between chambers.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a device above the entryway.
You move north.
This is a hallway. The lights are doing that creepy flicker thing like in a scary movie. You're real impressed by the atmosphere. "Man, this is a real immersive and engaging experience" you say out loud to no one in particular.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted by disinfectant, and the doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move north.
You're in a stark white laboratory hallway. A sign on the wall pointing north says "Champagne Room".
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a device in the center of the room.
You move north.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted with a liberal dose of the leading male body spray.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move east.
You enter a clean, white lab room.  There's a gun stand here. There's no gun, but the stand is oriented east.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You stand downrange of the gun stand.
There is a way to the west.
There is a paper target on the wall.
There is a cryogenic chamber here.
There is a display on the cryogenic chamber.
You move west.
You enter a clean, white lab room.  There's a gun stand here. There's no gun, but the stand is oriented east.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted with a liberal dose of the leading male body spray.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move south.
You're in a stark white laboratory hallway. A sign on the wall pointing north says "Champagne Room".
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a device in the center of the room.
You dig the spoon around inside your abdomen.
Your kidney pops out!
You approach the device.
You raise the glass door and lay down inside.
You feel dizzy.
You feel cold.
You feel a jolt.  The device seems to activate.
Blood gushes from the hole in your abdomen.
You feel cold.
A robotic arm with various terrifying tools whirrs around above you.
You feel cold.
You feel cold.
The arm lines up your horrific wound.
You feel dizzy.
Blood gushes from the hole in your abdomen.
Suddenly, the arm descends into your body.  You experience a pain so shocking that you pass out.
You awaken.  You look down to see that your wound is fully healed.  You step out of the pod.
You move south.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted by disinfectant, and the doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move south.
This is a hallway. The lights are doing that creepy flicker thing like in a scary movie. You're real impressed by the atmosphere. "Man, this is a real immersive and engaging experience" you say out loud to no one in particular.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in an airlock between chambers.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a device above the entryway.
You move east.
You're in a padded room. There's a dog dish on the floor next to a cute little doggy bed. There are dirty handprints all over the walls and someone has carved "HUMAN" into this side of an observation window.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an orange note taped to the other side of the window.
You move east.
You're in a storage closet. This appears to be where the lab's cleaning supplies, toiletries, stationery, protective gear, and open 55 gallon drum of room temperature breast milk are kept.
There is a way to the west.
There is a cardboard box on the ground.
There is a hand truck against the wall.
There is a console on a metal table.
You are holding down the button.
You move west.
You're in a padded room. There's a dog dish on the floor next to a cute little doggy bed. There are dirty handprints all over the walls and someone has carved "HUMAN" into this side of an observation window.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an orange note taped to the other side of the window.
You move west.
You're in an airlock between chambers.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a device above the entryway.
You move north.
This is a hallway. The lights are doing that creepy flicker thing like in a scary movie. You're real impressed by the atmosphere. "Man, this is a real immersive and engaging experience" you say out loud to no one in particular.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted by disinfectant, and the doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move north.
You're in a stark white laboratory hallway. A sign on the wall pointing north says "Champagne Room".
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a device in the center of the room.
You move north.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted with a liberal dose of the leading male body spray.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move north.
You stand in a clean, white laboratory hallway. There's a painting on the wall of a clown dressed like a hobo with a bindle sack.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're in a laboratory hallway.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a yellow sign on the wall.
You move north.
You stand in a clean, white lab room.  Medical and scientific apparatus line the walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're in a fairly long hallway in a laboratory.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are in a clean, white laboratory and family funzone. Medical devices, graduated cylinders, and games line the walls. This looks like a great place to do serious biological research and have a child's birthday party.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a skeeball machine along the wall.
There is a token machine by the door.
You move north.
You stand in an airlock. Nothing happens for a long time, and then a nozzle emerges from the wall and squirts some ketchup on the floor. The doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
You move west.
You enter a cluttered room. There's rows of costumes or disguises hanging on a wall, and an assortment of fake weapons and empty liquor bottles stored on shelves.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an ice cube slingshot on the ground.
You move west.
You stand in very large room. There are rows and rows of desks, each with a computer and an assortment of children's toys, note papers, and coffee cups.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You find yourself in a bathroom. Full toilet paper rolls are placed strategically around the toilets and on coat hooks, but the holders themselves contain empty rolls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a torn notepad in the trash.
You move south.
You're in a break room. There are several large tables, some comfortable looking chairs, and a kitchen.
There is a way to the north.
There is a promotional poster on a table.
There is a crock pot on the ground.
There is a console on a metal table.
You are holding down the button.
You move north.
You find yourself in a bathroom. Full toilet paper rolls are placed strategically around the toilets and on coat hooks, but the holders themselves contain empty rolls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a torn notepad in the trash.
You move north.
You stand in very large room. There are rows and rows of desks, each with a computer and an assortment of children's toys, note papers, and coffee cups.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You enter a cluttered room. There's rows of costumes or disguises hanging on a wall, and an assortment of fake weapons and empty liquor bottles stored on shelves.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an ice cube slingshot on the ground.
You move east.
You stand in an airlock. Nothing happens for a long time, and then a nozzle emerges from the wall and squirts some ketchup on the floor. The doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
You move north.
You're in a machine shop. There are shelves of parts, buckets and bins of scrap, and several furnaces and hydraulic presses.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a robot leg on the ground.
You move north.
You stand in a white room. There's an empty doorframe in the center of the room. The frame is made of very long bones. The floor around the frame is ringed with scorch marks.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is an empty doorframe in the center of the room.
There is a scribbled note on an empty doorframe.
You move east.
You stand in another clean, white lab room. Everything in this room is baby sized. Baby sized but very real medical and scientific apparatus line the walls, baby sized coffee machine, and baby sized biosafety level 3 isolation lab.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a pinata on the ground.
You move east.
You stand in a clean, white lab room.  Medical and scientific apparatus line the walls.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a tray of vials on a table.
There is a punched card under a desk on the floor.
You move south.
You are in an assembly room for crash test dummies. Plastic bodies sit in chairs lining the sides of room clothed in identical "I'd rather be in Myrtle Beach" tees. Other dummies lay in various states of assembly on large steel tables.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in a room with large plastic drums and boxes on industrial shelves. You see labels for acetone, silicone rubber, polyester, epoxy resin, and biological waste.
There is a way to the north.
There is a beer bottle at your feet.
There is a console on a metal table.
You are holding down the button.
You pick up the beer bottle.
You hear a terrifying roar in the distance, as if some terrible beast were set free.
You move north.
You are in an assembly room for crash test dummies. Plastic bodies sit in chairs lining the sides of room clothed in identical "I'd rather be in Myrtle Beach" tees. Other dummies lay in various states of assembly on large steel tables.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a clean, white lab room.  Medical and scientific apparatus line the walls.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a tray of vials on a table.
There is a punched card under a desk on the floor.
You move west.
You stand in another clean, white lab room. Everything in this room is baby sized. Baby sized but very real medical and scientific apparatus line the walls, baby sized coffee machine, and baby sized biosafety level 3 isolation lab.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a pinata on the ground.
You move west.
You stand in a white room. There's an empty doorframe in the center of the room. The frame is made of very long bones. The floor around the frame is ringed with scorch marks.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is an empty doorframe in the center of the room.
There is a scribbled note on an empty doorframe.
You move south.
You're in a machine shop. There are shelves of parts, buckets and bins of scrap, and several furnaces and hydraulic presses.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a robot leg on the ground.
You move south.
You stand in an airlock. Nothing happens for a long time, and then a nozzle emerges from the wall and squirts some ketchup on the floor. The doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
You move south.
You are in a clean, white laboratory and family funzone. Medical devices, graduated cylinders, and games line the walls. This looks like a great place to do serious biological research and have a child's birthday party.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a skeeball machine along the wall.
There is a token machine by the door.
You move south.
You're in a fairly long hallway in a laboratory.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in a clean, white lab room.  Medical and scientific apparatus line the walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in a laboratory hallway.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a yellow sign on the wall.
You move south.
You stand in a clean, white laboratory hallway. There's a painting on the wall of a clown dressed like a hobo with a bindle sack.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted with a liberal dose of the leading male body spray.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move south.
You're in a stark white laboratory hallway. A sign on the wall pointing north says "Champagne Room".
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a device in the center of the room.
You move south.
You stand in an airlock isolating different sections of the lab. You're blasted by disinfectant, and the doors unlock.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move east.
You're in a hallway in the lab. There's a large metal door to the west with an impressive array of security features including an iris scanner, biometric scanner, keypad, voice recognition, and card reader. The door itself is held ajar with a brick. A note reads "lock busted AGAIN. Please do not move brick"
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're in a unisex changing room. There are cubbies for clothes, towels, a wet bar,  a full scuba suit, a spear gun, and small empty basket labeled "tactical trauma first responder kits".
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
The room you've entered appears to be a japanese style bathhouse. The pool itself is surrounded by a rock garden and bonsai.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a pool in the center of the room.
You move east.
You enter a restricted room. There's a half built suit of robotic armor hanging in the center of the space. A bookshelf barely conceals a hidden door on the west wall.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an erotic velociraptor novella on the bookshelf.
You move east.
You're in a lab. Scanning the room you see several black marble topped tables, various labeled bins of equipment, and chalkboard with incomprehensible (and likely nonsensical) equations written on it.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an illuminated sign on the door.
There is a door on the western wall.
There is a dumpster against a brick wall.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move north.
You stand in a windowless, torchlit chamber. The flickering light reveals a ceiling cloaked in spider-webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are deep in the forest, but you can see a beautiful van through the thick brush to the north.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You are at the end of a path.  A small pond is to the east.  You can see a beautiful van through the thick brush to the north.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is Weekly Spyglass on the ground.
You move east.
You are standing in a little pond.  Fish nibble at your ankles.
There is a way to the west.
There is a fish and water in the pond.
You fill the bottle with water.
You move west.
You are at the end of a path.  A small pond is to the east.  You can see a beautiful van through the thick brush to the north.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is Weekly Spyglass on the ground.
You move west.
You are deep in the forest, but you can see a beautiful van through the thick brush to the north.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a garrote on the ground.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a glue bottle on the ground.
You move west.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a torch on the ground.
You move north.
You are in a burned out library. There is nothing here but ash.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You stand in a courtyard. Large statues of trees form an arch over each entrance to the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a cold chamber. You are surrounded by shadows.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a the remains of a castle larder. Old pots and rotted out barrels line the wall.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a drum stick on the ground.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls and suits of armor.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a dark, torchlit room, surrounded by stone walls.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
You move east.
You're standing in an unkempt garden outside a castle door.  The garden quickly deteriorates into overgrown jungle to the east.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're in a makeshift encampment.
There are ways to the north, south and west.
Bucky is here.
There is a little robot arm in a pile of dirt.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You stand on a grassy plain.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle. You hear the clamor of animal in panic in the distance.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
There is an airplane hanging from vines overhead.
You move east.
You stand on the banks of a steam inside a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're along a jungle path.  To the north is a tent.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move north.
You're inside someone's filthy tent.
There is a way to the south.
There is a sheer drop to the north.
There is a mare's leg on the shelf.
There is a cooler on the ground.
There is a dry ice in the cooler.
You pick up the dry ice.
You move south.
You're along a jungle path.  To the north is a tent.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move west.
You stand on the banks of a steam inside a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east, south and west.
There is an airplane hanging from vines overhead.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle. You hear the clamor of animal in panic in the distance.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You stand on a grassy plain.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're standing on a small path through a lush jungle.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a gator tooth on the ground.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're standing on a dirt path.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move east.
You're standing on a dirt path.  There's a small door on the van to the south.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a majestic van to the south.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.  There's a door beside you.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move south.
You are sitting down in the van.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a crumbs all over the seat.
You move east.
You are crouching inside the van, behind the passenger seat.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a hamburger under the passenger seat.
You move east.
You are sitting in the passenger seat.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a glove compartment in front of you.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're facing a mountain at the edge of the jungle.
There is a way to the north.
There is a computer sitting on a wooden table.
There is a crevice in the rock face.
You're already holding it.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are sitting in the passenger seat.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a glove compartment in front of you.
You move north.
You are sitting in the driver's seat.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is an ignition beside the steering wheel.
There is a steering wheel in front of you.
There is a cassette deck in the dash.
You move north.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You are lost. You look up and the tall trunks of the trees surrounding you seem to be lost in haze.  After a moment you realize the haze is really a thick network of spider webs.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're stumble over thick roots. Just above your head at great tangles of woody vines with large, barbed thorns.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a cesta on the ground.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You are lost.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move east.
You are lost.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are at the edge of the jungle.  To the east is a vast expanse of ocean.  To the south is a dangerous-looking path along the cliff face.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You are grasping onto some rocks for fear of falling to your death.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're taking refuge in a small shack that is propped up along the cliff edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're hanging halfway along a vine between two cliffs.  The ocean crashes against the rocks thousands of feet below.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're standing in a gigantic bird's nest.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a stack of flyers on the ground.
You move south.
You fell down a slippery slope, but you think you can climb back up.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You stand at the jungle's edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden device in the bushes.
You walk up to the device and begin turning its wheel.
Errrghh....
Errrghh....
You hear the terrifying squeal of a giant beast.
Errrghh....
You have turned the wheel as far as it will go.
You move south.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You move south.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the north you see sunlight and foliage. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden door up the stairs to the north.
You descend some old stairs into a dank, dark cave.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
A glowing green algae reveals a branch in the cave.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is covered in a slick moss.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is Other Other Barry lurking in the shadows.
Other Other Barry grins at you.
You move north.
You cannot see a thing. You are knee deep in water and you hear a thundering waterfall.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
The floor has sunk too far below you to feel with your feet so you must swim. There is no light to see.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
Pitch black. You must swim, but the ceiling here drops within a foot of the water level.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. The water is up to your hip here. The ground at your feet is very slick.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
It is too dark to see a thing. You're tripping over and into large puddles of water.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
You cannot see. The ground is wet. There's a chill in the air.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. There is a chill and in what little light there is you can see your breath.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a chamber with softly glowing white crystals. The air is frigid.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
Strange white crystals illuminate the chamber. You have to scamper from large hexagonal stone platforms to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You are standing on a long stone bridge. A bonfire on arch over the bridge illuminates the chamber. The light doesn't reach the bottom of the drop, but you assume it goes down a long ways.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. You're in a dusty antechamber.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a massive undercroft. Great pillars stretch above you into inky darkness.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You in a very tight cave shaft. You have to crawl and contort to squeeze through.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
It is impossible to see anything in here. You grope around thick stalactites trying not to crack your head.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are in a room filled with sweet smelling mushrooms.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You can see some light poking through a crack in the ceiling.
There is a way to the north.
There is a pile of rubble to the south.
There is a skeleton on the ground.
You put dry ice into the bottle.  It begins to fizz.
You cap the dry ice bomb and drop it on the ground.
There's a dry ice bomb on the ground!
You move north.
You are in a room filled with sweet smelling mushrooms.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
It is impossible to see anything in here. You grope around thick stalactites trying not to crack your head.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You in a very tight cave shaft. You have to crawl and contort to squeeze through.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're in a massive undercroft. Great pillars stretch above you into inky darkness.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. You're in a dusty antechamber.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You are standing on a long stone bridge. A bonfire on arch over the bridge illuminates the chamber. The light doesn't reach the bottom of the drop, but you assume it goes down a long ways.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
Strange white crystals illuminate the chamber. You have to scamper from large hexagonal stone platforms to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move north.
You're in a chamber with softly glowing white crystals. The air is frigid.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. There is a chill and in what little light there is you can see your breath.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You cannot see. The ground is wet. There's a chill in the air.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
It is too dark to see a thing. You're tripping over and into large puddles of water.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you. The water is up to your hip here. The ground at your feet is very slick.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
Pitch black. You must swim, but the ceiling here drops within a foot of the water level.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move east.
The floor has sunk too far below you to feel with your feet so you must swim. There is no light to see.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You cannot see a thing. You are knee deep in water and you hear a thundering waterfall.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is covered in a slick moss.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is Other Other Barry lurking in the shadows.
Other Other Barry grins at you.
You move south.
A glowing green algae reveals a branch in the cave.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move east.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the north you see sunlight and foliage. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden door up the stairs to the north.
You descend some old stairs into a dank, dark cave.
You move north.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You let go of the wheel.
The door quickly slams shut!
You move north.
You stand at the jungle's edge.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden device in the bushes.
You walk up to the device and begin turning its wheel.
Errrghh....
Errrghh....
Errrghh....
You have turned the wheel as far as it will go.
You move south.
You're at the edge of the jungle.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a massive wooden door in the mountain face to the south.
There is a stick on the ground.
You move south.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the north you see sunlight and foliage. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a wooden door up the stairs to the north.
You descend some old stairs into a dank, dark cave.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
A glowing green algae reveals a branch in the cave.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is covered in a slick moss.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is Other Other Barry lurking in the shadows.
Other Other Barry grins at you.
You move north.
You cannot see a thing. You are knee deep in water and you hear a thundering waterfall.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
The floor has sunk too far below you to feel with your feet so you must swim. There is no light to see.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
Pitch black. You must swim, but the ceiling here drops within a foot of the water level.
There are ways to the north and east.
You move north.
You can barely make out anything around you. The water is up to your hip here. The ground at your feet is very slick.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
It is too dark to see a thing. You're tripping over and into large puddles of water.
There are ways to the south and west.
You move west.
You cannot see. The ground is wet. There's a chill in the air.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. There is a chill and in what little light there is you can see your breath.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a chamber with softly glowing white crystals. The air is frigid.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
Strange white crystals illuminate the chamber. You have to scamper from large hexagonal stone platforms to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
You are standing on a long stone bridge. A bonfire on arch over the bridge illuminates the chamber. The light doesn't reach the bottom of the drop, but you assume it goes down a long ways.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you. You're in a dusty antechamber.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You're in a massive undercroft. Great pillars stretch above you into inky darkness.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You in a very tight cave shaft. You have to crawl and contort to squeeze through.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
It is impossible to see anything in here. You grope around thick stalactites trying not to crack your head.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You are in a room filled with sweet smelling mushrooms.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
You can see some light poking through a crack in the ceiling.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a pile of rubble to the south.
There is a skeleton on the ground.
You move south.
You can barely make out anything around you.  There's a wooden support beam overhead.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a pile of rubble to the north.
You move south.
There's no light. You trip over something and feel what might be a minecart rail.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You can't see anything. The air smells rotten.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is Poisocaine Pen on the ground.
You move west.
You can make out rough wooden support beams on the walls and ceiling. There's water up to your ankles.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You can barely make out the room you've entered. The walls are rough with chisel marks. The ceiling is supported by fat man-made pillars left behind when the room was carved out.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move south.
It's too dark to see anything. You hear something flittering about overhead. It checks its surroundings and location using reflections of the ultrasonic waves from its mouth. The creatures flaps off deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You can barely see. The ground is sandy. You can hear water trickling nearby.
There are ways to the north and west.
You move west.
There is no light.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a metal cage to the north.
You move west.
You can barely make out anything around you.  The ground beneath your feet is moist.
There are ways to the east and south.
There is a whiskey stones on the ground.
You move south.
You are in the entrance of a massive cave. To the South you see an exit. Shattered boards and caution tape suggest the way to the surface was once boarded shut, but someone or something forced its way out. You see only darkness deeper into the cave.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You stand in a moonlit, vacant lot. The ground has been dug up presumably to lay down a foundation, but judging from the weeds and grass work stopped some time ago.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
You move east.
You stand in a lot behind some dilapidated buildings. The remains of an old fence once blocked the way way to the west, but time and probably a set of bolt cutters has rendered the way accessible.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
You move east.
You stand in a gritty alleyway. It smells like old grease and a number of other things you'd rather not be breathing in.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a pink graffiti on a brick wall.
You move east.
You stand in a gritty alleyway.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a dumpster against a brick wall.
You move east.
You stand on a city street. It is the middle of the night, and the block seems abandoned. Shops are shuttered and the road is empty.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a weird hole to the south.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move north.
You stand on a vacant city street. There are shops and restaurants, but they are all shuttered for the evening.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in a gritty alleyway.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You stand on a city street in front of a movie theater closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a marquee overhead.
You move east.
You stand on a city street corner. It's a nice evening.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a corner store in front of you.
You move east.
You're in the lobby of a fancy condominium.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a broken elevator in front of you.
You move east.
You're inside someone's condo. The room is spacious and well appointed.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a fire pole missing from this picture.
You move north.
You're in a luxurious bedroom
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a candy bar wrapper under the bed.
There is a modern paintings over the headboard.
You move north.
You're on a large balcony overlooking the city.
There is a way to the south.
There is a foil swan on the ground.
You move south.
You're in a luxurious bedroom
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a candy bar wrapper under the bed.
There is a modern paintings over the headboard.
You move south.
You're inside someone's condo. The room is spacious and well appointed.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a fire pole missing from this picture.
You move west.
You're in the lobby of a fancy condominium.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a broken elevator in front of you.
You move west.
You stand on a city street corner. It's a nice evening.
There are ways to the north, east and west.
There is a corner store in front of you.
You move north.
You stand on a city street. It's mostly apartments around here.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand on a city street. There's a pet shop here closed for the night.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a knife on the pavement.
You move north.
You stand on a city street. It's quiet.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You stand in an alleyway behind a chinese restaurant.
There are ways to the east and south.
You move east.
You're at a subway stop. The gate is down for the night.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You are outside of a hip coffee shop. It looks like the building was once a garage. They are closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're outside of a repurposed brick industrial building. The sidewalk along one end overhangs a fenced garage.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a metal sculpture on the sidewalk.
You move east.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. Red awnings line the street level windows.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move east.
You stand in front of a small strip mall. It's all specialty shops and lunch spots. Everything is closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. The street is lined with planters, but half the trees look dead.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move east.
You stand on an empty street. Nothing but parking decks out here.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move east.
You're in a vacant lot. It's mostly weeds, but there's a bit of what was probably the concrete floor of an old building.  To the south is a back door to some nondescript building.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move south.
You're inside some kind of store.  The shelves are mostly empty.  There's an "Employees Only" door to the south.  It smells like hamburgers in here.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
Bryan is here.
There is an empty box on the counter.
There is a game called "Rad Dungeon" in the bargain bin.
There is a game called "Milton: Toast to Toast" and game called "The Trials of Algernop Chapter II:  A Bride's Lament" on the "New Releases" shelf.
You move south.
You're in a small bedroom decorated with posters. You hear a muffled noise like someone or something is moving in the walls.
There is a way to the north.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a little hat on the floor.
There is a spatula on the ground.
There is a posters taped to the walls.
You move north.
You're inside some kind of store.  The shelves are mostly empty.  There's an "Employees Only" door to the south.  It smells like hamburgers in here.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
Bryan is here.
There is an empty box on the counter.
There is a game called "Rad Dungeon" in the bargain bin.
There is a game called "Milton: Toast to Toast" and game called "The Trials of Algernop Chapter II:  A Bride's Lament" on the "New Releases" shelf.
You move north.
You're in a vacant lot. It's mostly weeds, but there's a bit of what was probably the concrete floor of an old building.  To the south is a back door to some nondescript building.
There are ways to the south and west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
You move west.
You stand on an empty street. Nothing but parking decks out here.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. The street is lined with planters, but half the trees look dead.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move south.
You're inside a leasing office. It's really beautiful in here.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building. All these halls look the same.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a floor mats on the ground.
You move east.
You're in a room with a futon and a TV on a milkcrate. The smell of microwaved canned pasta just barely masks the scent of cat.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an old laptop on the floor by the futon.
There is a torn notepaper on the ground.
You move east.
You're in an empty master bedroom. There are 4 beige walls. The trim is off beige. It's kind of blah in here.
There is a way to the west.
There is a sheer drop to the east.
There is a carpet on the floor.
You move west.
You're in a room with a futon and a TV on a milkcrate. The smell of microwaved canned pasta just barely masks the scent of cat.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is an old laptop on the floor by the futon.
There is a torn notepaper on the ground.
You move west.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a floor mats on the ground.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building. It looks like the super has been avoiding this floor.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in the dining room of a small apartment.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an empty bookshelf against a wall.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move east.
You're in the living room of a small apartment. There are second-hand furnishings, but no TV to speak of. The maid has been on vacation for awhile.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move east.
You're in a small galley kitchen. The room is well lived in and whoever cooked last didn't do a great job cleaning up.
There is a way to the west.
There are sheer drops to the east and south.
There is a bratwurst on the counter.
There is a comic strip taped to the refrigerator.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
You're in the living room of a small apartment. There are second-hand furnishings, but no TV to speak of. The maid has been on vacation for awhile.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
You're in the dining room of a small apartment.
There are ways to the north and east.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an empty bookshelf against a wall.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move north.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building. It looks like the super has been avoiding this floor.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building.
There are ways to the north, east and south.
There is a floor mats on the ground.
You move north.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building. All these halls look the same.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're in the hallway of an apartment building.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're inside a leasing office. It's really beautiful in here.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move north.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. The street is lined with planters, but half the trees look dead.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move west.
You stand in front of a small strip mall. It's all specialty shops and lunch spots. Everything is closed for the evening.
There are ways to the east and west.
You move west.
You're outside of some apartments to the south. Red awnings line the street level windows.
There are ways to the east, south and west.
You move south.
You're in the common area of a run down apartment.
There are ways to the north and south.
You move south.
You're in a vacant apartment. Someone has busted out a man-sized hole in the south wall.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a knitting needle on the ground.
You move south.
You're in small cracked blacktop lot between two apartment buildings.  There is a giant robot blocking the entrance to an apartment building to the south.
There are ways to the north and south.
a giant knife-wielding land octopus and a giant robot are here.
You move south.
You're in the lobby of an apartment building. You have to pull down police caution tape to traverse the room.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move south.
You're inside someone's apartment. There's a sofa and all the typical apartment stuff. Use your imagination.
There are ways to the north and south.
There is a crumpled up paper in-between the cushions.
There is a graffiti tag on a wall.
You move south.
You're in the hallway of a rundown apartment building. It smells like a latrine and a bucket of fermented cabbage had a baby and that baby had an accident while it was crawling to someplace that smelled better.
There are ways to the north and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
You're in a dilapidated living room with a small galley kitchen. There's no furniture or food. There are disposable coffee cups strewn about, a large gas tank in the corner, and oh yes, a female mannequin wearing a flesh colored (assuming the wearer is white) wet suit hanging from a heavy chain in the middle of the room.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
There is an autoclave in the corner.
You move west.
You're in a musty... bedroom? Maybe a thousand green tree air fresheners hang from the ceiling at head level. There's a bed frame in the corner splattered with something. You hope it's just blood. A naked and stained mattress is leaning up against the opposite wall.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a vinyl record on the only clean spot on the floor.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
You're in a dimly lit storage room or lab? It's filthy in here. Industrial shelves line the walls, filled with biological material of questionable origin, electronic parts, and stolen office supplies. A small collection of computers by the door appears to be running a brute force attack.
There are ways to the east and west.
There is a sheer drop to the south.
There is a clicker on the desk.
There is an inviting window on the southern wall.
You move west.
This room carries with it an ethereal glow of finality.
There is a way to the east.
There is an octagonal door to the south.
There is a pedestal beside the door.
I do not understand.
This room carries with it an ethereal glow of finality.
There is a way to the east.
There is an octagonal door to the south.
There is a pedestal beside the door.
You let go of the wheel.
a giant knife-wielding land octopus died.








You insert the octagonal prism into the matching slot in the pedestal.
You hear a grinding sound underneath you.
The octagonal door opens.
You move south.
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There is a way to the north.
tty1 connected.