The Ballad of Erry the Helpful

There was a staffer named erry
Who helped on hash-freenode
She heard my humble cries for help;
While she was hacking code.

So now I have my favourite nick
That I've wanted for six years
And it's all due to erry's help!
For that I give a cheer!

Erry helps hackers young and old
With nicks and chans and cloaks
Across the net we sing her praise
And watch youtube vids of goats