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pjjw / gist:10082
Created September 10, 2008 21:48 — forked from qrush/gist:9810
Mike,
Hello, I am from approximately two months in the future. On 10/22 at approx 2:34am CET a tachyon
field failure in the main resonating ring of the LHC causes a "temporal blowback". Shortly
thereafter, the resulting destruction of the strong nuclear force causes the world to vaporize in
seconds, while a few of us near the experiment are thrown into a temporal causality loop. While
the predestination event (or as we have come to call it "The Big Rewind") hasn't occurred yet to
you, for us it is about three years in our past. I came across your site looking to see if there
were any other scientists that may have theorized this phenomenon who may be of assistance in
preventing it. This brings me to my point, I have repeatedly checked your site for the past five
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pjjw / zpool status
Created November 22, 2008 18:55
[10:52:46][pjjw@push:~]$ zpool status data
pool: data
state: ONLINE
scrub: none requested
config:
NAME STATE READ WRITE CKSUM
data ONLINE 0 0 0
raidz1 ONLINE 0 0 0
c7d1 ONLINE 0 0 0
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pjjw / gist:74150
Created March 5, 2009 02:47
require "rexml/parent"
require "rexml/namespace"
require "rexml/attribute"
require "rexml/cdata"
require "rexml/xpath"
require "rexml/parseexception"
module REXML
# An implementation note about namespaces:
# As we parse, when we find namespaces we put them in a hash and assign
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pjjw / gist:329394
Created March 11, 2010 17:31
2010-03-05_22:18:33.80673 merb : worker (port 4040) ~ Started request handling: Fri Mar 05 14:18:33 -0800 2010
2010-03-05_22:18:33.81873 merb : worker (port 4040) ~ Params: {"name"=>"admin", "submit"=>"login", "action"=>"login_exec", "controller"=>"chef_server_webui/users", "password"=>"[FILTERED]"}
2010-03-05_22:18:33.84873 ERROR: 404 "Not Found"
2010-03-05_22:18:33.84877 /usr/lib/ruby/1.8/net/http.rb:2097:in `error!'
2010-03-05_22:18:33.84878 /usr/lib64/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/chef-0.8.6/lib/chef/rest.rb:296:in `run_request'
2010-03-05_22:18:33.84878 /usr/lib64/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/chef-0.8.6/lib/chef/rest.rb:106:in `get_rest'
2010-03-05_22:18:33.84879 /usr/lib64/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/chef-0.8.6/lib/chef/webui_user.rb:153:in `load'
2010-03-05_22:18:33.84880 /usr/lib64/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/chef-server-webui-0.8.6/app/controllers/users.rb:132:in `login_exec'
2010-03-05_22:18:33.84881 /usr/lib64/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/merb-core-1.0.15/lib/merb-core/controller/abstract_controller.rb:315:in `send'
2010-03-05_22:18:33.84882 /usr
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pjjw / FireMiddleFinger.scpt
Created January 5, 2011 00:28 — forked from SamRaymer/FireMiddleFingerITerm.scpt
set myHost to "a host you have ssh access to"
set userName to "your username on said host"
set socksPort to 8080
tell application "iTerm"
activate
set openProxy to false
repeat with curTerm in terminals
repeat with curSesh in curTerm's sessions
if curSesh's name is "FireMiddleFinger" then
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pjjw / quix_commands.txt
Created March 27, 2011 02:46 — forked from hoverbird/quix_commands.txt
> This is a Quix Command File
>
> For the syntax of this file, please refer to http://quixapp.com/syntax/
>
> pjjw extra commands
sab javascript:location.href='http://hoss.labs.shortbus.org/sabnzbd/api?mode=addurl&name='+encodeURIComponent(location.href); add url to sab
@hoverbird's extra commands
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pjjw / gist:899908
Created April 2, 2011 21:18
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pjjw / gist:903039
Created April 5, 2011 04:31
a terrible nugget of gold. (for the record- this is not mine. i did not make this.)
03- Hootie and the Blowfish "Goodbye" (This song best represents how I felt after we first broke up... Summer 1993)
04- Dashboard Confessional "Screaming Infidelities" (I chose this because I found out she dumped me for another guy... Summer 1993)
05- Damn Yankees "High Enough" (This song reminds me of how I felt when we got back together... Sept. 1993)
06- Guns 'N Roses "Estranged" (Tells how the honeymoon was over and we were entering phase II of our relationship...Sept. 1993- May 1996)
07- K-Ci and JoJo "All My Life" (Prom Night our Senior Year. I sang this to her while dancing... May 4, 1996)
08- Lifehouse "Somewhere In Between" (This described the emotions of our little fights and stupid breakups... Summer 1996- Dec. 1998)
09- Motley Crue "Glitter" (These were my emotions leading up to the days of the big moment... Dec. 1998)
10- Jagged Edge "Let's Get Married" (The words say it all, I proposed to her and she said yes... Christmas 1998)
11- Dashboard Confessional "The Brilliant Dance" (The days after I
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pjjw / install-hiphop-fresh.sh
Created August 8, 2011 01:30 — forked from kamermans/install-hiphop-fresh.sh
Script for installing and compiling HipHop for PHP on a fresh install of Ubuntu 11.04 x64
#!/bin/bash
# HipHop for PHP scripted installation
# by Steve Kamerman, July 12, 2011
echo -e "\e[00;31m**** Installing Prerequisites\e[00m"
sudo apt-get --yes install autoconf binutils-dev ccache cmake g++ gcc git-core libboost-dev libboost-filesystem-dev libboost-program-options-dev libboost-system-dev libbz2-dev libcap-dev libc-client2007e-dev libcurl4-openssl-dev libgd2-xpm-dev libgoogle-perftools-dev libicu-dev libmcrypt-dev libmemcached-dev libmysqlclient-dev libncurses-dev libonig-dev libpcre3-dev libreadline-dev libtbb-dev libtool libxml2-dev memcached openssl php5-imagick php5-mcrypt wget zlib1g-dev
echo -e "\e[00;31m**** Getting HIPHOP in 5 seconds ****\e[00m"
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pjjw / gist:1331210
Created November 1, 2011 17:10
how to get cpan to do what i want
o conf prerequisites_policy follow
o conf build_requires_install_policy yes
o conf commit