Quote of the day

catv-quote.js

async function randomQuote() {
    const quotes = await fetch('http://quotes.cat-v.org/programming/')
        .then(response => response.text())
        .then(html => new DOMParser().parseFromString(html, 'text/html'))
        .then(dom => [...dom.querySelector('body > article').children])

    quotes.shift();

    const isSeparator = el => el.tagName === 'HR';

    const offsets = quotes.reduce((prev, cur, i) => isSeparator(cur) ? [...prev, i + 1] : prev, [0]);

    for (let i = offsets[Math.floor(Math.random() * offsets.length)]; 
        i < quotes.length && !isSeparator(quotes[i]); 
        i++) {
        console.log(quotes[i].textContent);
    }
}

randomQuote();