May the 4th

gistfile1.js

(function (Hope, _, empire) {
    var $ = new Hope();
    _(empire.replace(/\b[a-z]{4} /, ""));
    return $;
}(
    function () { this.prototype = Array; this[0] = "Luke"; this[1] = "Leia"; },
    function (x) { console.log(x); },
    "Quit fooling around and get back to work."
));