in_the_morning

function in_the_morning () {
    var now,
        breakfast;

    now = me.look_at_watch();
    if (now > TOO_LATE || now < TOO_EARLY) {
        try {
            me.continue_sleeping();
        } catch (err) {
            me.do_stuff();
            now = me.look_at_watch();
            if (now < TOO_EARLY) {
                in_the_morning();
            } else {
                return false;
            }
        }
    } else {
        me.take_shower({
            soap : SOAP,
            shampoo : SHAMPOO || SOAP
        });

        breakfast = me.prepare_breakfast('eggs', 'bacon');
        now = me.look_at_watch();
        if (breakfast && now < TOO_LATE) {
            me.eat(breakfast);
        }
        return true;
    }
}