alien sandwich

earthly-sandwich-tutorial

Welcome to Earth! 
The following is a tutorial on how to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches exactly how real humans make them in 10 easy steps!
1. Open the bread wrapper. The bread is the large, yellow, soft object on the table that also has bread written on it. The actual bread is wrapped around a thin and clear wrapper that contains the bread within. The easiest way to get to the bread is to create a hole in the wrapper by applying a large force (approximately  40 newtons to an area the size of a finger  (50cm squared). Do this without harming the bread inside. 

2. Place a slice of bread on the plate. To do this we need to widen the hole in the wrapper and gently take out one of the sections of the bread without ripping it apart. Place this slice on the plate which is the circular hard flat object on the table.  
3. Open Peanut butter jar. To open the peanut butter jar (the brown hard cylinder container that says peanut butter) we grip the bottom of the jar with one hand so that it is stationary and with the other hand we grip the cap. This is the top of the jar. We then rotate the cap counter clockwise until it releases itself from the rest of the jar. 

4. Open the jelly jar. Perform step 3 on the jelly jar instead (the purple hard cylinder container that says jelly)

5. Take the knife and scoop the peanut butter on the knife. We pick up the knife which is the sharp metal object on the table and grip it on the half that is not sharp. We place the sharp end into the jar of peanut butter. This is where the hole created by the cap used to be. We then scoop up some peanut butter. To do this we move the pointy end of the knife in the soft material inside the jar until we have about 3cm cube of the material sticking on the knife when we take it out. 

6. Spread peanut butter evenly on the bread. We then scrape and scrub the material from the knife onto the wide side of the bread. We scrape it on the bread until at least 95% of the material is released from the knife and is found on the bread instead. We then use knife to evenly spread out the peanut butter on the bread slice. Try and make sure every part of the side of bread has some peanut butter on it. We do this by sliding the knife back and forth on the slice moving around the peanut butter. When doing this try to minimise damage to the bread slice as much as possible. This is not easy to do!

7. Take the knife and scoop the jelly on the knife. Repeat the procedure in step 5 with the jelly instead of the peanut butter. 

8. Spread jelly evenly on the bread in the same place as where the peanut butter is. Repeat the procedure in step 6 with the jelly instead of the peanut butter. 

9. take out another piece of bread. See step 2 and take out a second slice of bread from the same hole in the wrapper. 

10. place the second piece of bread on top of the first. Place the flat portion of the second slice onto the first slice on the side where there is peanut butter and jelly. Make them aligned and then gently press them together. 

You now have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!