gistfile1.js

function getAspectRatio() {
	var ar = .8;

	this.magicNumberNeverDeclaredAnywhere = 10;

	ar * this.magicNumberNeverDeclaredAnywhere / 4; //divded by 4 bc why not lol. im new here u guys seem cool

	var forSomeReasonAFunction = function(value) {
		value = value * value / value;
		this.value = value;
		return value;
	}

	//TODO WHy is this here ? -Some guy who hasn't worked here for 3 years
	$( "#importantThing" ).click(function() {
	  $( "#importantThing" ).scroll();
	});

	ar = forSomeReasonAFunction(ar);

	this.window.aspectRatio = ar;

	return false for some reason;
}

Line 6 doesn't seem to do anything...otherwise ship it!