The Dysfunctional Progress Bar - A progress bar, by me. xD

progress.py

#!/usr/bin/env python 
import time
import sys
import os

#################### By Pry0cc - The Dysfunctional Progress bar ####################


### Credit from stack overflow - A function to get height and width of terminal window

def getTerminalSize():
    env = os.environ
    def ioctl_GWINSZ(fd):
        try:
            import fcntl, termios, struct, os
            cr = struct.unpack('hh', fcntl.ioctl(fd, termios.TIOCGWINSZ,
        '1234'))
        except:
            return
        return cr
    cr = ioctl_GWINSZ(0) or ioctl_GWINSZ(1) or ioctl_GWINSZ(2)
    if not cr:
        try:
            fd = os.open(os.ctermid(), os.O_RDONLY)
            cr = ioctl_GWINSZ(fd)
            os.close(fd)
        except:
            pass
    if not cr:
        cr = (env.get('LINES', 25), env.get('COLUMNS', 80))
    return int(cr[1]), int(cr[0])

### Set the variables accordingly
(term_width, height) = getTerminalSize()

### Main function to draw and print bar
def run_bar(message, prog_time, progress_pointer, width):
	
	if (width < 26):
		print("26 is the minimum size...")
		print("Continuing with %s instead of %s" % (term_width, width))
		width = term_width
	## Initializations
	width += -1; background_bar = ""; bar=""; incomplete_char = "-"; i = 0; b = 0; percentage = " " * 5

	## Configures the time taken for each section movement.
	bar_interval = prog_time / width
	
	# Background Bar
	## Draw background bar ("scaffolding")
	while b < width:
		b+=1
		background_bar += incomplete_char
		
		if (b == width ):
			background_bar += "]"

	## Define moving progress bar length (what it moves to)
	if ( len(progress_pointer) == 1):
		progress_bar_len = width - len(message) - len(percentage)
	else:
		progress_bar_len = (width - len(message) - len(percentage)) / len(progress_pointer)

	# Foreground bar
	## Draw and print progress bar
	while i < progress_bar_len:
		## Increment i by 1
		i+=1

		## Construct percentage of progress bar completed
		percentage = str(round((i / progress_bar_len) * 100)) + "% "

		## Create text to go before progress bar
		text = percentage + message + " ["

		## Create actual bar
		bar = text + bar[len(text):] + progress_pointer

		## Print it!
		sys.stdout.write("%s\r%s\r" % (background_bar, bar))
		sys.stdout.flush()

		time.sleep(bar_interval)
		
	print("")


## Uncomment for bar demonstration
run_bar("Client: Hacking US Government", 5, "#", term_width)
time.sleep(4)
print("Client: COMPLETE")
print("Client: READY FOR VIRUS UPLOAD")
time.sleep(1)
run_bar("Server: Uploading Virus", 10, "*", term_width)
time.sleep(4)
run_bar("Server: Configuring backdoor", 4, "*", term_width)
run_bar("Server: Clearing event logs", 2, "*", term_width)
run_bar("Server: Killing antivirus", 3, "*", term_width)
print("")
time.sleep(1)
run_bar("Client: Scanning for files...", 8, ">", term_width)
time.sleep(3)
print("Client: SECRET FILES FOUND")
time.sleep(1)
print("Client: INITIATING DOWNLOADS")
time.sleep(2)
run_bar("Server: Downloading Files", 18, "#", term_width)
time.sleep(4)
print("Client: FILES ENCRYPTED. ATTEMPT TO DECRYPT?")
input(">> ")
time.sleep(2)
run_bar("Client: SCANNING FILES", 5, ">", term_width)
print("FATAL ERROR")
time.sleep(2)
a = 0
while a < 1000:
	a+=1
	sys.stdout.write("FATAL ERROR *(& *& ")
	sys.stdout.write(" *(&(*&^%*()) *ahs d jdsal &*( ()*&^%$£ jalskd &*^%^^*& adls& ")
	sys.stdout.write("109381830810983098498210938 10928       \r    109283 012830 ")
	sys.stdout.flush()
	time.sleep(0.002)

print("\n")
time.sleep(1)
print("ERROR: ")
time.sleep(3)
print("SYSTEM BREACH")

ghf = "Message from system: Moahahaha I see you've been a naughty boy. Don't try and hack me again."
words = ghf.split()

for x in words:
	sys.stdout.write(x + " ")
	sys.stdout.flush()
	time.sleep(0.3)
input("...")