alunny's stopgap in gist form

stopgap.js

(function () {
    function deviceready() {
        var e = document.createEvent('Events') 
        e.initEvent('deviceready')
        document.dispatchEvent(e)
    }
    if (PhoneGap) {
        PhoneGap.exec = function(success, fail, service, action, args){
	    var callbackId = service + PhoneGap.callbackId++;
            if (typeof success == "function" || typeof fail == "function") {
                PhoneGap.callbacks[callbackId] = {success:success, fail:fail};
            }
            var command = service + "/" + action + "/" + callbackId + "/" + JSON.stringify(args);
            console.log(command);
        };
        deviceready();
    }
})();