Some straight-up funny Java code.

funny_java.java

// This was someone's real java code in production (names changed), 
// I'm not making this crap up.

class SomeClass {
  public void someMethod() {
    if (some_condition) {
      try {
        throw new Exception(); 
      } catch(Exception e) {
        System.out.println(e.message());
        System.exit(1);
      }
    }
  }
}

// How about you just let the exception do a better job of what you're
// trying to do manually?!

// Thanks to Stephen J. Ward for bringing this award-winning code to my attention.