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Created September 11, 2012 22:16
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Price of Sleep
Day changed to 7 September 2012
04:50:27 PM - monsieur_h> I'm gonna buy myself a few hours of sleep
04:50:48 PM - monsieur_h> See ya later pal
04:50:48 PM * pydsigner charges monsieur_h's credit card $500
04:50:53 PM - pydsigner> ;)
04:51:06 PM - monsieur_h> That's a few WEEKS worth ><
04:51:16 PM - pydsigner> No, 1ms
04:51:21 PM - pydsigner> Hehe
04:51:32 PM - monsieur_h> Well, how much coffee do you drink a day?
04:51:59 PM - pydsigner> 0.00000 grams
04:52:16 PM - monsieur_h> I take an average of 8, so that's 3 hours of awakeness
04:52:38 PM - monsieur_h> With $500 I could buy enough to stay awake for weeks
04:52:44 PM - monsieur_h> You're charging way too much
04:52:49 PM - pydsigner> No, you'd crash eventually
04:52:54 PM - monsieur_h> sure
04:53:04 PM - monsieur_h> but you're not a retail reseller anyway
04:53:12 PM - pydsigner> This is for electric impulse sleep.
Day changed to 11 September 2012
05:01:09 PM < monsieur_h> Hmmm anyway, do you have change pydsigner?
05:01:20 PM < monsieur_h> I'm gonna need to buy myself some sleep
05:04:36 PM < pydsigner> monsieur_h: By the way, my price went up.
05:04:51 PM < monsieur_h> Hmmm
05:05:01 PM < monsieur_h> I did 3 refactoring and 50 lines tonight
05:05:08 PM < monsieur_h> How much sleep do I get with that?
05:05:22 PM < pydsigner> 1 hour
05:05:30 PM < pydsigner> :)
05:05:42 PM < pydsigner> Code is expensive these days.
05:05:49 PM < monsieur_h> Wow harsh!
05:06:04 PM < monsieur_h> I knew I wasn't productive. But THAT unproductive
05:06:23 PM < pydsigner> Need me to lend you some?
05:06:31 PM < monsieur_h> I'm gonna call my bank to take a loan
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