r1b

const net = require('net');

net.createServer((socket) => {
  // We add an 'end' listener, but never consume the data.
  socket.on('end', () => {
    // It will never get here.
    socket.end('The message was received but was not processed.\n');
  });

}).listen(1337);

r1b

const net = require('net');

const server = net.createServer({pauseOnConnect: true});
server.on("connection", socket => {
  socket.on("end", () => {
    console.log("got a FIN");
  });
  socket.on("close", () => {
    console.log("sent my FIN");
    server.close();

r1b

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am r1b on github.
• I am r1b (https://keybase.io/r1b) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASCwY9N5U20tXzBDM43kRZ_tmtARb9b9V36-SBjOiIOlMgo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

r1b

#!/bin/bash
curl -sL http://www.wikiart.org/en/random | pup 'img[itemprop="image"] attr{src}' | sed 's/\!.*//' | xargs -- curl -so $HOME/art.jpg
gsettings set org.gnome.desktop.background picture-uri file://$HOME/art.jpg

r1b

function exhaust(stream, cb) {
    var data = '';
 
    stream.on('data', function (chunk) {
        data += chunk.toString();
    });
    
    stream.on('error', function (err) {
        return cb(err);
    });

r1b

Properties ->

[x] Use these settings for all networks sharing this essid
[x] Use encryption

+ PEAP with GTC

Identity: <myNEU username>
Password: <myNEU password>

r1b

Key:
! = I am working on this
- = I am not working on this
* = I am really interested in making this
$ = You could make money with this

From the...

+ MS Windows dept
    - Indicate which device disconnected when it makes that stupid beep noise

r1b

# I am not responsible &c
# RCJ 2014
import sys
import requests

url = 'http://www.nirsoft.net/countryip/' + sys.argv[1] + '.csv'

r = requests.get(url)
if r.status_code != 200:
    print "Bad country code: " + sys.argv[1]

r1b

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include "sndfile.h"
#include "portaudio.h"

#define SAMPLE_RATE 44100
#define FRAMES_PER_BUFFER 1024
#define NUM_SECONDS 3