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Hubot appologies
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gistfile1.txt
# Description:
# Makes Hubot appologies for its stupidness
#
# Dependencies:
# None
#
# Configuration:
# None
#
# Commands:
# hubot is stupid
#
# Author:
# raphaelbastide
appologies = [
"Err… sorry…",
"I know, sorry for that.",
"Come on! I am a bot!",
"And what if YOU are stupid? AH!",
": |",
"I would love to be smarter",
"Sorry dude, here is a little something to make it up to you https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-IJbcEWT3g4Q/UR1y8Ll5y6I/AAAAAAAAGv0/_Oc0eZQbxa0/s250/60.gif"
]
module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.hear /
stpd hubot|
stupid hubot|
hubot is stupid|
hubot pls|
hubot est stupide|
hubot t'es con|
hubot tu es con|
hubot tu es stupide|
hubot you are stupid/i, (msg) ->
msg.send msg.random appologies
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