ERMAHGERD ERLL THER THERNGS

gistfile1.txt

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    return;
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  var text = $(this).text();
  text = text.toUpperCase();
  text = text.replace(/[AEIOUY]r(?! )/g, 'E');
  text = text.replace(/AA/g, 'A');
  text = text.replace(/EE/g, 'E');
  text = text.replace(/II/g, 'I');
  text = text.replace(/OO/g, 'O');
  text = text.replace(/UU/g, 'U');
  text = text.replace(/YY/g, 'Y');
  text = text.replace(/[AEIOUY]{2,}/g, 'E');
  text = text.replace(/[AEIOUY](?! )/g, 'ER');
  text = text.replace(/[Y]/g, 'ER');
  text = text.replace(/ERH/g, 'ER');
  text = text.replace(/ERR/g, 'ER');
  text = text.replace(/MER/g, 'MAH');
  text = text.replace('ERWERSERMAH', 'ERSUM');
  text = text.replace('ERWERSERME', 'ERSUM');
  text = text.replace('GERSERBERMPS', 'GERSBERMS');
  text = text.replace('MAHMAH', 'MERM');
  text = text.replace('MAHME', 'MERM');
  $(this).replaceWith(text);
});
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