Triple module boilerplate: Node.js, AMD, plain browser

module_boilerplate.js

// No imports, those are more work, especially for plain browser.
// However, as soon as you have imports, you should switch to AMD on browsers.
// Related: http://www.2ality.com/2011/11/module-gap.html

({ define:
    typeof define === "function" ?
        define
    : typeof module !== "undefined" ?
        function(F) { module.exports = F() }
    : function(F) { this.defClass = F() }.bind(this)
}).
define(function () {
    return {
        foo: function () { }
    };
});

Can this be done as a (global || window).define = ... so we don't have to dump boilerplate everywhere?