Gob's Program. As seen in Arrested Development, Season 3 Episode 11.

gobs-program.js

const rl = require('readline').createInterface({
    input: process.stdin,
    output: process.stdout
})
let question =
    '\033c' + // Clear screen
    '\n'.repeat(process.stdout.rows - 4) + // Move prompt to the bottom
    'Gob\'s Program: Y/N?\n? '
rl.question(question, (answer) => {
    if (answer.trim().toLowerCase() === 'y')
        setInterval(printMessage, 5)
    else
        rl.write('No Soup for you 😡. Oh wait!')
    rl.close()
})
let cols = process.stdout.columns
var bytesWritten = 0
function printMessage() {
    var message = 'Penus'
    bytesWritten += 6
    if(cols - bytesWritten > 6)
        message += ' '
    else {
        message += '\n'
        bytesWritten = 0
    }
    process.stdout.write(message)
}