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The language is called APL (asinine programming language), and it will be on the esolangs wiki under APL (esolang), probably mentioned under APL (disambiguation).
Functions are defined using ∇name (⍵,⍺) <stuff here> .. the (⍵,⍺) portion will always remain the same and cannot be changed.
Only two arguments can be given to a function.
All assignments are by reference.
Primitives have random precedence that changes every time the program is run(you need a ton of parentheses).
←equality+add pointers together-subtract the pointer of a var from another×dereference a pointer÷add two numbers*multiply⍟root/square root○rotate/open file and return tie number!boolean not?generate a deterministic number, multiple deterministic numbers. Must be same every single time program is run|draw a line on the screen⌈⌊(digraph) get range of an array (max-min)⊥⊤(digraph) is the argument truthy⊢⊣(digraph) reverse array=assignment≠unassignment: if a variable contains the value on the right it is removed≤same as⊆<same as⊂>identity function≥identity function but with a bar≡create a stack from array, add to stack≢pop from stack, return∨print version info∧play tringular wave sound⍱version info (verbose)⍲play triangular+sine wave↑move one line up↓move one line down⊂⊃(digraph) link two arrays together⊆head and tail of array⌷remove half the elements of an array and then enclose it⍋create a bst from array⍒convert bst to sorted array⍳iterate n times⍸while loop∊evolve: convert array of pairs to a dict. there are no other operations on dicts however⍷convert dict to array of pairs∪symbol that is equal to everything∩symbol that equals nothing~bitwise not, join/\(digraph) boolean and\/(digraph) boolean or⌿⍀(digraph) boolean nand⍀⌿(digraph) boolean nor,end program⍪end program with error code⍴print⌽convert from dollars to cents⊖convert from degrees to radians⍉cut an array into two halves¨index into array⍨bitwise nor⍣e^index into array.end function∘concatenate⍤concatenate with join element⍥concatenate and store in registerV@convert decimal to percentage rounded to the nearest unit⎕enclose⍎decimal to binarystring⍕binarystring to decimal⋄putting this at the end of a line concats the next line to the current line⍝open among us⍵⍺reserved for functions∇reboot system¯negate a number⍬zero,0is not allowed in APL source code and will cause a syntax error{}both are NOPs