The Trooper Revisited

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You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your Dev-Ops but I'll Hack you through
So when you're waiting for the Azure Stack
You'd better stand there's no turning back

The bugle sounds as the Upload begins
But on this Cloud no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and Coffee breath
As you plunge into a certain death

The Dev he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the Python guns
And as we race towards Story wall
The screams of pain as my Servers fall

We hurdle Data that lay on the ground
And as the Servers fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to Code another day

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Ballmer gets me in his sights
He Rides The Curve and I feel the blow
A burst of Laughter takes my Cron below

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan