bmeck

(function(){
//pistachio
//fear the stachio

function compile(source,opts) {
	source = String(source)
	opts = opts || {}
	var template_source = ""
	var matcher = /[{][{]([@])?([#])?([/])?([a-zA-Z_$]\w*|[.])([\[](-?\d+)?(..(-?\d+)?)?[\]])?[}][}]/g
	var index = 0

jed

()

jashkenas

$.fn = {
  remove: function() {
    return this.each(function(el) {
      return el.parentNode.removeChild(el);
    });
  },
  each: function(callback) {
    this.dom.forEach(callback);
    return this;
  },

cowboy

ruby -pi -e '$_.gsub!(/(##+)\s+(.*?)\s*\n/){a,b=$1,$2;name=b.downcase.gsub(/\W+/,"-").gsub(/^-|-$/,"");%{#{a} #{b} <a name="#{name}" href="##{name}" title="Link to this section">⚑</a>\n}}' *.md

rmurphey

Hey. So, we're writing because we're people who spend a lot of time in #jquery helping others -- people like you who are trying to get their bearings with jQuery or JavaScript or who are maybe struggling through some problem that's got them particularly stumped.

We've noticed that you've been kind of, well, dominating the channel a lot lately -- sort of like you're talking through every problem you're running into while you're working on your app, and sometimes repeating your inquiries when you don't get a response. We want to be helpful, we really do, but the constant stream of questions is ... well, it's led to a lot of us just tuning you out, and that's probably not what you want.

So: our biggest request is that you show a little more effort at working through your problems on your own, rather than announcing them in the channel shortly after you encounter them. Below are a few other suggestions; some are based on our experience, while others are from the excellent post about [help vampires](http://sla

lisamelton

#!/bin/bash

# batch.sh
#
# Copyright (c) 2013-2014 Don Melton
#
# This version published on October 22, 2014.
#
# Batch control for the "transcode-video.sh" script.
#

jed

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 Jed Schmidt <http://jed.is>

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE

aemkei

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE <YOUR_URL_HERE>

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE

lisamelton

#!/bin/bash
#
# detect-crop.sh
#
# Copyright (c) 2013-2015 Don Melton
#

about() {
    cat <<EOF
$program 3.3 of January 22, 2015

rmurphey

Open Conference Expectations

This document lays out some baseline expectations between conference speakers and conference presenters. It was prepared by three experienced conference speakers -- one of whom has also organized conferences -- and influenced by many others. Its goal is to let speakers know what they might reasonably expect from a conference, in exchange for the hours we expect them to spend researching, preparing, and rehearsing, and the time they will spend away from home and family.

We believe that all speakers should reasonably expect these things, not just speakers who are known to draw large crowds, because no one is a rockstar but more people should have the chance to be one. We believe that conferences are better -- and, dare we say, more diverse -- when the people speaking are not just the people who can afford to get themselves there, either because their company paid or they foot the bill themselves.

These expectations should serve as *a starting point for discussion between sp