reidmix/xine.plan

## xine.plan

"Wow... I never imagined all the things I could do with you and rice in a
 shopping cart... "		--Matt Willis, on the way down Boynton Hill

"Behind every great man is a great woman;
	 behind every great woman is a preening fag."	--Kids in the Hall
		     {by which theory, i should be a *really* great woman...}

"If you do not wish death, then how about a rubber chicken?"  --The Muppet Show

        "Even when you were throwing up, I could tell you cared."
						      --Dil, _The Crying Game_

	=Harrison's uncle built my hot rod.... it's a love affair...=

	      "You only love me below the knees."  --Jeff Chausse

Albert: I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault.  Stomach contents revealed
	let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bicycle tire, a
	goat, and a small wooden puppet.  Goes by the name of Pinocchio.
Cooper: You're making a joke!
Albert: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generation.
							         --^Twin Peaks^
	         "I wanna Mace somebody!"  --Ken Griest

	"We've lost motor control, but that's exciting!"  --Sandy Davis

	"I didn't want to shoove the whole thing in your mouth at once;
	 that would be unfeminine..."  --Harrison Ripps

	"You leave for a second to take the latex off your face,
	 and the fucking jackals hit."  --Erik Markham

   	                All the world just stopped now
               So you say you don't want to stay together anymore
		        Let me take a deep breath babe
       If you need me, me and Neil will be hanging out with the Dream King
                           Neil says hi by the way
                   And I don't believe you're leaving cause
	         Me and Charles Mason like the same ice cream
                            I think it's that girl
	   And I think there's pieces of me that you've never seen
	     Maybe she's just pieces of me that you've never seen
					       --Tori Amos, "Tear In Your Hand"

 "I mean Creative with a capital C, like Mozart... or Elvis..."  --John Trimbur

		"You blocked my lintmaker!"  --Ben Bennett

"What was the name of that movie again?"
  "I don't remember, but I know that it had 'Dave the Psionic Aardvark' in it."
					          --John Trussell/Derek Bacon

  "Never say 'Hey, it's the fuzz!' to a cop.  Just don't." --Shawn Klejmont

	      "Mooooom... I have to go FTP... "   --Jer Johnson

	      "I looooove you, Squishy Head!"  --Shawn Zimmerman

	      "I'm sorry, my nipples are burning."  --Ben Bennett

	 	  "Let's rhinocercize him!"  --Seann Ives

      "He's no Claude Atkins, but he's got a cute butt." --Crow T. Robot

	"*This* is part of my theory on Worcester water..."  --Joe Provo

"What's better than Milkbones is Friskies Dry Cat Food, it's *wonderful*."
							--Ron Passerini
	     "I wasn't cheating... much."  --Seann Ives

"Dear God.  I suck.  I suck sooooo much.  But YOU MADE ME SUCK!" --Jer Johnson

   "I'm an excellent spritzer... yeah... "  --Juj doing a Rainman impression

	"THAT is one of the seven excema wonders of the world!"  --Toby

    "O, you must be psyched!"  --h talking to a squirrel w/ a cupcake wrapper

 "Happiness is a warm fuzzy Dan with a lighter and a lot of deoderant." --Doug

   "O my god! Satan's in the formica! No! No! It's a lion! A lion with a halo!
    O... wait... it's just a grizzly bear."     --Me, chemically altered

	        "Your lamp is spooging." --Steve Richardson

    "I have bronze paint I could smear all over your body."  --John Dunkelburg

	  "You chose Diet Coke.  Exterminate!  Exterminate!"
				    --Shawn Zimmerman as the Dalek Coke Machine

	"Fold now."  --Jesse Zbikowski, commenting on Ben's Rummy hand

        "That might have been on a truck once that drove by a cow... "
				--Josh Brandt commenting on `cheese food'

     "Basically, my job is keeping you happy at night."  --Chris Dagdigian

     "The first thing I always do is bite the compass off." --Ed Diamantis

	"I'LL PULL YER EYES OUT THROUGH YER TOES!" --Joanna Marino

	"He's got that look, like he could kill you then turn around
	 and eat a lollipop." 	--Jen Baker

     "Wait.. it's upside down..."  --Caralyn, trying to read while stoned

        "'Shawn is anti-social and chews on furniture.'" --Shawn Zimmerman

	    "I shaved my head for that exam!"  --Harrison Ripps

   "Morning, O joy of female-ness, whose very femininity I worship with all of
         my lesser maleness... "	--a send message from Josh Brandt

	"o, come back to me my little flower of spring, and rejuvenate my
 	 	now-dulled life... "  --same as above

	        "Hey gumdrop-nipples."  --same as above

		    "Watch my tampon!"  --Dave Blood

	          "I am the anti-weenie."    --Joe Provo

	"WHERE DO PARANOID STRAIGHT MEN GET THE EGO TO THINK THAT ALL
	  GAY MEN FIND THEM TOTALLY IRRESISTABLE?"  --Pogo

     "Whee!  Christine on wheels with a computer... look out world!"   --h

	"Hey, was that Bob?  I could've pegged him!" --Shawn Klejmont

	                 "Nice mitochondria." --Joanna

	        "You look so unnatural vacuuming."  --Dave Blood

      "Look, Dave... It's yer belly!"   --Shawn playing with his ferret

     "It's thirty-eight double-d heaven!!!"  --Ken, describing my room

       "And xine tries desperately to get a clue and fails miserably... "
					-Carol Quinlan, on my disk ignorance

	"I'm not drunk.  I'm standing up quite fine,
	 I'm just falling down in the process."   --Chris Marr

	"Anybody wanna have their mouth occupied for a while?"  --Wombat

		 "IT'S ARTIFICIAL TANG!"     --Matt Murphy

  "New Jersey is a virtual wild-life reserve!"  --Ken, while watching "Nature"

	    "You have sour cream on your nosering."  --Toby Ragaini

	     "You ate, I punched you."  --Piccadily Pub waitress

 	"You may think having a penis is all fun and games, but there's
	    a lot of responsibility that goes with it." 	--Toby

  "President Strauss is such a bully; he keeps chasing Stimpy around."  --Ken

	    "All the non-conformists are doing it!"  --Josh Brandt

       "Wouldya like me to let you blow it into a petrie dish?"  --Marshall

	  "Don't just be nice to me cos I'm drunk!"  --Jenith Murphy

 "You're the girl with that... that... that... BRA."  --Ken's first words to me

	    "Not helping the ratio-- and proud of it!"  --Dean

 "I'm kind of picky-- I wanna see things explode in a way they haven't before."
						--Marshall on movies

	      "We're generous, not *confused*."   --Ken

	    "Are you still going out with Juj?"   --Mark Luchini

   "Hey-- I'm young; I'm fertile, kind of; and I've got boobs!"  --Jen Baker

	       "Schmuck indeed, you trollop."  --Marshall Robin

	      "Don't count your senses before they hatch."  --h

   		     "Note the subtle 'har'."   --Dave Blood

     "Do you want a taste of my juice that just made Christine have a fit?"
					--Mark Simpson, to Liz

      "Barefoot, plaid, and in the wedge."  --Paul Szlyk's description of me

		"And Jesus was a golf tee."  --Barbara Doyle

	     "It's a potato with a tap, officer."  --Jer Johnson

     "Alright, I've been cut off by the Bosstones."  --Toby, on the Mass Pike

        "Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
		--seen (on a t-shirt) at the 3-12-92 Bosstones show.

	 	      "I value my foreskin."   --Dave Blood

	"Oh, you know those people I was trying to kill with bottles?
	 I wasn't really trying to kill them... "   --Shawn Klejmont

"Goddamn!  I'm using the women's room from now on!  It smells better in there!"
				--Jeremy Johnson

  "This book can just EAT ME RAW!"   --Jay Cournoyer trying to do his chemistry

           "Fucked up is not the same as fascinating, though it might
		  seem that way from a distance."	--xine

	  "He did, or does, or won't admit it."  --Brandon Robinson

	  "Who do you think I am?  Harry Lou Retton?"  --h MacKiernan

         "Connecticut is the most convient state to smoke in."  --xine

	    "61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 322, 67, 68..."  --Connecticut

	      "I'm too sexy to spontaneously combust." --Pogo

     "I'm Switzerland."  "I'm Planet Zorba."  --Dave Blood/Ken Griest

		   "Gypsy's chunking!"  --Crow, MST3K

   	   "I want my Stoicism back, goddammit!"  --David Rostcheck

"Is that an anvil on your scarf or are you just happy to see me?" -Tanya and I

   "Maybe it was a rhetorical question..."  --Barb, on a Disappearing Waitress

 "The whine is willing..." "...but the metaphor just trails off after that."
						      --Jer/Derek

 "When I say I like all my holes filled, I mean I want them jam-packed."  -Dave

 "Well, I guess that King Neptune and Galileo aren't exactly twins..."  --Barb

   	      "Do you know any Klingon opera?"  --Worf, ST:TNG

		 "Make your arm a penis."  --Helene Andersson

   "I have met Helmut; he is a gorgeous bitch, but as boring as being alive."
						--Dieter, *Sprockets*, SNL

 "Since -when- has fathoming Shawn's mind -EVER- been any sort of challenge for
   we poets-of-very-rational-and-thoughtful-thoughts??"     --Scott Burroughs


 "Because, you see, God- whatever anyone chooses to call God- is one's highest
 conception of the highest possible. And whoever places his highest conception
 above his own possibility thinks very little of himself and his life.  It's a
 rare gift, you know, to feel reverence for your own life..."  --Kira Argounova
					     (from _We_the_Living, by Ayn Rand)

		       Don't dream it... Be it...

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"No chance of misinterpretation.
 It was not a cry for help.
 No one knew why at the time.
 I shall tell you.
 He suffered from an unrequited love for me.
 I tried to soothe him with my body...
 His pain, my foolishness...
 our confusion...
 He killed himself.
 Understandably.
 That is my story, simply told.
 Please do not ask again.
 I have told you to issue a warning.
 I have been damaged.
 Damaged people are dangerous.
 They know they can survive."
				--Anna in _Damage_ by Josephine Hart
				  (or, 'why xine is like she is')

	"Wow... I never imagined all the things I could do with you and rice in a
	shopping cart... " --Matt Willis, on the way down Boynton Hill

	"Behind every great man is a great woman;
	behind every great woman is a preening fag." --Kids in the Hall
	{by which theory, i should be a really great woman...}

	"If you do not wish death, then how about a rubber chicken?" --The Muppet Show

	"Even when you were throwing up, I could tell you cared."
	--Dil, _The Crying Game_

	=Harrison's uncle built my hot rod.... it's a love affair...=

	"You only love me below the knees." --Jeff Chausse

	Albert: I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault. Stomach contents revealed
	let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bicycle tire, a
	goat, and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the name of Pinocchio.
	Cooper: You're making a joke!
	Albert: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generation.
	--^Twin Peaks^
	"I wanna Mace somebody!" --Ken Griest

	"We've lost motor control, but that's exciting!" --Sandy Davis

	"I didn't want to shoove the whole thing in your mouth at once;
	that would be unfeminine..." --Harrison Ripps

	"You leave for a second to take the latex off your face,
	and the fucking jackals hit." --Erik Markham

	All the world just stopped now
	So you say you don't want to stay together anymore
	Let me take a deep breath babe
	If you need me, me and Neil will be hanging out with the Dream King
	Neil says hi by the way
	And I don't believe you're leaving cause
	Me and Charles Mason like the same ice cream
	I think it's that girl
	And I think there's pieces of me that you've never seen
	Maybe she's just pieces of me that you've never seen
	--Tori Amos, "Tear In Your Hand"

	"I mean Creative with a capital C, like Mozart... or Elvis..." --John Trimbur

	"You blocked my lintmaker!" --Ben Bennett

	"What was the name of that movie again?"
	"I don't remember, but I know that it had 'Dave the Psionic Aardvark' in it."
	--John Trussell/Derek Bacon

	"Never say 'Hey, it's the fuzz!' to a cop. Just don't." --Shawn Klejmont

	"Mooooom... I have to go FTP... " --Jer Johnson

	"I looooove you, Squishy Head!" --Shawn Zimmerman

	"I'm sorry, my nipples are burning." --Ben Bennett

	"Let's rhinocercize him!" --Seann Ives

	"He's no Claude Atkins, but he's got a cute butt." --Crow T. Robot

	"This is part of my theory on Worcester water..." --Joe Provo

	"What's better than Milkbones is Friskies Dry Cat Food, it's wonderful."
	--Ron Passerini
	"I wasn't cheating... much." --Seann Ives

	"Dear God. I suck. I suck sooooo much. But YOU MADE ME SUCK!" --Jer Johnson

	"I'm an excellent spritzer... yeah... " --Juj doing a Rainman impression

	"THAT is one of the seven excema wonders of the world!" --Toby

	"O, you must be psyched!" --h talking to a squirrel w/ a cupcake wrapper

	"Happiness is a warm fuzzy Dan with a lighter and a lot of deoderant." --Doug

	"O my god! Satan's in the formica! No! No! It's a lion! A lion with a halo!
	O... wait... it's just a grizzly bear." --Me, chemically altered

	"Your lamp is spooging." --Steve Richardson

	"I have bronze paint I could smear all over your body." --John Dunkelburg

	"You chose Diet Coke. Exterminate! Exterminate!"
	--Shawn Zimmerman as the Dalek Coke Machine

	"Fold now." --Jesse Zbikowski, commenting on Ben's Rummy hand

	"That might have been on a truck once that drove by a cow... "
	--Josh Brandt commenting on `cheese food'

	"Basically, my job is keeping you happy at night." --Chris Dagdigian

	"The first thing I always do is bite the compass off." --Ed Diamantis

	"I'LL PULL YER EYES OUT THROUGH YER TOES!" --Joanna Marino

	"He's got that look, like he could kill you then turn around
	and eat a lollipop." --Jen Baker

	"Wait.. it's upside down..." --Caralyn, trying to read while stoned

	"'Shawn is anti-social and chews on furniture.'" --Shawn Zimmerman

	"I shaved my head for that exam!" --Harrison Ripps

	"Morning, O joy of female-ness, whose very femininity I worship with all of
	my lesser maleness... " --a send message from Josh Brandt

	"o, come back to me my little flower of spring, and rejuvenate my
	now-dulled life... " --same as above

	"Hey gumdrop-nipples." --same as above

	"Watch my tampon!" --Dave Blood

	"I am the anti-weenie." --Joe Provo

	"WHERE DO PARANOID STRAIGHT MEN GET THE EGO TO THINK THAT ALL
	GAY MEN FIND THEM TOTALLY IRRESISTABLE?" --Pogo

	"Whee! Christine on wheels with a computer... look out world!" --h

	"Hey, was that Bob? I could've pegged him!" --Shawn Klejmont

	"Nice mitochondria." --Joanna

	"You look so unnatural vacuuming." --Dave Blood

	"Look, Dave... It's yer belly!" --Shawn playing with his ferret

	"It's thirty-eight double-d heaven!!!" --Ken, describing my room

	"And xine tries desperately to get a clue and fails miserably... "
	-Carol Quinlan, on my disk ignorance

	"I'm not drunk. I'm standing up quite fine,
	I'm just falling down in the process." --Chris Marr

	"Anybody wanna have their mouth occupied for a while?" --Wombat

	"IT'S ARTIFICIAL TANG!" --Matt Murphy

	"New Jersey is a virtual wild-life reserve!" --Ken, while watching "Nature"

	"You have sour cream on your nosering." --Toby Ragaini

	"You ate, I punched you." --Piccadily Pub waitress

	"You may think having a penis is all fun and games, but there's
	a lot of responsibility that goes with it." --Toby

	"President Strauss is such a bully; he keeps chasing Stimpy around." --Ken

	"All the non-conformists are doing it!" --Josh Brandt

	"Wouldya like me to let you blow it into a petrie dish?" --Marshall

	"Don't just be nice to me cos I'm drunk!" --Jenith Murphy

	"You're the girl with that... that... that... BRA." --Ken's first words to me

	"Not helping the ratio-- and proud of it!" --Dean

	"I'm kind of picky-- I wanna see things explode in a way they haven't before."
	--Marshall on movies

	"We're generous, not confused." --Ken

	"Are you still going out with Juj?" --Mark Luchini

	"Hey-- I'm young; I'm fertile, kind of; and I've got boobs!" --Jen Baker

	"Schmuck indeed, you trollop." --Marshall Robin

	"Don't count your senses before they hatch." --h

	"Note the subtle 'har'." --Dave Blood

	"Do you want a taste of my juice that just made Christine have a fit?"
	--Mark Simpson, to Liz

	"Barefoot, plaid, and in the wedge." --Paul Szlyk's description of me

	"And Jesus was a golf tee." --Barbara Doyle

	"It's a potato with a tap, officer." --Jer Johnson

	"Alright, I've been cut off by the Bosstones." --Toby, on the Mass Pike

	"Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
	--seen (on a t-shirt) at the 3-12-92 Bosstones show.

	"I value my foreskin." --Dave Blood

	"Oh, you know those people I was trying to kill with bottles?
	I wasn't really trying to kill them... " --Shawn Klejmont

	"Goddamn! I'm using the women's room from now on! It smells better in there!"
	--Jeremy Johnson

	"This book can just EAT ME RAW!" --Jay Cournoyer trying to do his chemistry

	"Fucked up is not the same as fascinating, though it might
	seem that way from a distance." --xine

	"He did, or does, or won't admit it." --Brandon Robinson

	"Who do you think I am? Harry Lou Retton?" --h MacKiernan

	"Connecticut is the most convient state to smoke in." --xine

	"61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 322, 67, 68..." --Connecticut

	"I'm too sexy to spontaneously combust." --Pogo

	"I'm Switzerland." "I'm Planet Zorba." --Dave Blood/Ken Griest

	"Gypsy's chunking!" --Crow, MST3K

	"I want my Stoicism back, goddammit!" --David Rostcheck

	"Is that an anvil on your scarf or are you just happy to see me?" -Tanya and I

	"Maybe it was a rhetorical question..." --Barb, on a Disappearing Waitress

	"The whine is willing..." "...but the metaphor just trails off after that."
	--Jer/Derek

	"When I say I like all my holes filled, I mean I want them jam-packed." -Dave

	"Well, I guess that King Neptune and Galileo aren't exactly twins..." --Barb

	"Do you know any Klingon opera?" --Worf, ST:TNG

	"Make your arm a penis." --Helene Andersson

	"I have met Helmut; he is a gorgeous bitch, but as boring as being alive."
	--Dieter, Sprockets, SNL

	"Since -when- has fathoming Shawn's mind -EVER- been any sort of challenge for
	we poets-of-very-rational-and-thoughtful-thoughts??" --Scott Burroughs


	"Because, you see, God- whatever anyone chooses to call God- is one's highest
	conception of the highest possible. And whoever places his highest conception
	above his own possibility thinks very little of himself and his life. It's a
	rare gift, you know, to feel reverence for your own life..." --Kira Argounova
	(from _We_the_Living, by Ayn Rand)

	Don't dream it... Be it...

	.-~~-.--.
	: )
	.~ ~ -.\ /.- ~~ .
	> `. .' <
	( .- -. )
	`- -.-~ `- -' ~-.- -'
	( : ) _ _ .-:
	~--. : .--~ .-~ .-~ }
	~-.-^-.-~ \_ .~ .-~ .~
	\ \' \ '_ _ -~
	`.`. //
	. - ~ ~-.__`.`-.//
	.-~ . - ~ }~ ~ ~-.~-.
	.' .-~ .-~ :/~-.~-./:
	/_~_ _ . - ~ ~-.~-._
	~-.<


	"No chance of misinterpretation.
	It was not a cry for help.
	No one knew why at the time.
	I shall tell you.
	He suffered from an unrequited love for me.
	I tried to soothe him with my body...
	His pain, my foolishness...
	our confusion...
	He killed himself.
	Understandably.
	That is my story, simply told.
	Please do not ask again.
	I have told you to issue a warning.
	I have been damaged.
	Damaged people are dangerous.
	They know they can survive."
	--Anna in _Damage_ by Josephine Hart
	(or, 'why xine is like she is')