oh_god_why_am_I_correcting_a_fb_joke.md

gistfile1.txt

public string welcome(PersonType person) {
  switch (person) {
  case: "Guest"
    return "Welcome! Enjoy your stay!";
    break;
  case: "Roommate"
    return "'sup?";
    break;
  case: "Parent"
    return "Please insert cash or payment type";
    break;
  case: "Robber"
    return "Good luck; we're in college.";
    break;
  case: "Signficant Other"
    return false;
    break;
  default: 
    return "Welcome to our home";
  }
}

public void main(args[]) {
  System.out.println(welcome(personAtDoor);
}