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ringmaster / Daily.md
Created April 29, 2023 16:14
Daily note template
creation date tags
<% tp.date.now() %>
DailyLog, year-<% tp.date.now('YYYY') %>, month-<% tp.date.now('MMM') %>, weekday-<% tp.date.now('ddd') %>, week-<% tp.date.now('w') %>

Daily Log - <% tp.date.now('dddd, MMMM Do YYYY') %>

<< [[Daily Note]] | #week-<% tp.date.now('w') %> | [[Daily Note]]>>

<% tp.web.random_picture("800x200", "nature,technology,gamesf") %>

<Response>
<Say voice="Polly.Joanna">
Hi
<break strength="x-weak" time="100ms"/>
<emphasis level="moderate">Words to emphasize</emphasis>
<p>Words to speak</p>
aaaaaa
<phoneme alphabet="x-sampa" ph="pɪˈkɑːn">Words to speak</phoneme>
bbbbbbb
<prosody pitch="-10%" rate="85%" volume="-6dB">Words to speak</prosody>
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ringmaster / wretched1.md
Last active September 8, 2020 19:29
Wretched1

Jesus Christ, it’s out. I don’t know why it went, but it spilled into the airlock and I hit the seal. Fuck. It’s not even…. I can’t believe I’m even.. still here. Ok. Shit. Let’s make this official. This is second mate Byron Tindler of the salvage ship Carrion’s Pass. We all came out of stasis two - was it fucking TWO, Jesus Christ - two days ago to the breach alarm. Standard procedure is to wake the bridge crew and primary engineers, but half of them were already dead. Whatever this thing is, whatever breached the hull, it… fucking ate them. God…. There was only scraps and blood left in the tubes.

I came to with klaxons blaring on the pod deck. People were running past, but I was still a little lagged from the hyper-V. I guess that saved me, because the captain, flight engineer… they all sped off towards the lift. That’s where it was waiting. I don’t know what it is.

There’s a lot of random shit out in the vacuum, and plenty of it will kill you outright. Whatever this is, it’s not only s

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ringmaster / config.toml
Last active July 7, 2019 16:26
Eldir config example
title = "Eldir Config"
# all paths are relative to this file and represent directories in which files are found
[repos.posts]
path = "posts"
[repos.pages]
path = "pages"
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ringmaster / _instructions.md
Last active January 3, 2021 16:48
Make Content Editable Bookmarklet

How to Install

  1. Copy the contents of edit.js, below.
  2. Visit this page.
  3. Paste the contents of edit.js into the box labeled "Enter your javascript code here".
  4. Click "Convert to Bookmarklet".
  5. Drag the blue button that says "this link" to your bookmarks bar.

How to use

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ringmaster / tracklist.md
Last active February 11, 2016 19:35
Rap Complaint Track List

"Here Comes the Cat"

"Where My Leftovers At?"

"Your Pull Request is Bad and You Should Feel Bad"

“Bus Nonsense”

“Your Friend Smells Bad”

"You Think You Know Philly Cheesesteaks"

"Making Bread"

"Remote Life"

"Hydroponics"

"So Many Headphones"

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ringmaster / Onename.txt
Created November 13, 2015 13:42
Onename
Verifying that +ringmaster is my blockchain ID. https://onename.com/ringmaster
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ringmaster / GIF-Screencast-OSX.md
Created October 14, 2015 19:42 — forked from dergachev/GIF-Screencast-OSX.md
OS X Screencast to animated GIF

OS X Screencast to animated GIF

This gist shows how to create a GIF screencast using only free OS X tools: QuickTime, ffmpeg, and gifsicle.

Screencapture GIF

Instructions

To capture the video (filesize: 19MB), using the free "QuickTime Player" application:

<?php
//...
public function filter_default_rewrite_rules( $rules ) {
$rules[] = array(
'name' => 'display_invoice',
'parse_regex' => '%^(?P<client_slug>.+?)/invoice/(?P<slug>.+?)/?$%i',
'build_str' => '{$client_slug}/invoice/{$slug}',