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Trashtalk
// TRASHTALK
alias "trashtalker" "trashtalk1"
alias "trashtalk1" "say You only killed me because I ran out of health..; alias trashtalker trashtalk2"
alias "trashtalk2" "say WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings.; alias trashtalker trashtalk3"
alias "trashtalk3" "say I PLAY WITH A RACING WHEEL; alias trashtalker trashtalk4"
alias "trashtalk4" "say CS:GO is too hard for you m8 maybe consider a game that requires less skill, like idk.... solitare; alias trashtalker trashtalk5"
alias "trashtalk5" "say Bro you couldn't hit an elephant in the ass with a shotgun with aim like that; alias trashtalker trashtalk6"
alias "trashtalk6" "say You're the human equivalent of a participation award.; alias trashtalker trashtalk7"
alias "trashtalk7" "say server cvar 'sv_rekt' changed to 1.; alias trashtalker trashtalk8"
alias "trashtalk8" "say Was that your spray on the wall or are you just happy to see me?; alias trashtalker trashtalk9"
alias "trashtalk9" "say Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident; alias trashtalker trashtalk10"
alias "trashtalk10" "say Is this casual?? I have 16k..; alias trashtalker trashtalk11"
alias "trashtalk11" "say I thought I already finished chemistry.. So much NaCl around here..; alias trashtalker trashtalk12"
alias "trashtalk12" "say Did you know that csgo is free to uninstall?; alias trashtalker trashtalk13"
alias "trashtalk13" "say Even Noah can't carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk14"
alias "trashtalk14" "say Help & Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk15"
alias "trashtalk15" "say How much did you tag that wall for??; alias trashtalker trashtalk16"
alias "trashtalk16" "say I thought I put bots on hard, why are they on easy?; alias trashtalker trashtalk17"
alias "trashtalk17" "say Who are you sponsored by? Parkinson's?; alias trashtalker trashtalk18"
alias "trashtalk18" "say How did you change your difficulty settings? My CS:GO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk19"
alias "trashtalk19" "say stop buying an awp you're just a $4750 decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk20"
alias "trashtalk20" "say If I were to commit suicide, I would jump from your ego to your elo.; alias trashtalker trashtalk21"
alias "trashtalk21" "say Is your monitor on; alias trashtalker trashtalk22"
alias "trashtalk22" "say idk if u know but it's mouse1 to shoot; alias trashtalker trashtalk23"
alias "trashtalk23" "say you guys buy accounts on ebay??; alias trashtalker trashtalk24"
alias "trashtalk24" "say you should have been a handjob; alias trashtalker trashtalk25"
alias "trashtalk25" "say wew lad; alias trashtalker trashtalk26"
alias "trashtalk26" "say ez gg rekt; alias trashtalker trashtalk27"
alias "trashtalk27" "say you have no memes lmao; alias trashtalker trashtalk1"
bind "." "trashtalker"
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