Look at the website on the left: google.com. I am retarded.
25th to get the I am retarded badge.
Favorite answers:
Am I retarded?
Why am I retarded?
How can I improve my retardedness?
Is this a good way to look retarded?
Am I being retarded correctly?
I am here to accumulate reputation points, so any down-vote will get me upset and I'll ask why the down-vote, because I am retarded. And, the down-voter is also retarded, probably.
I will not edit any answer, instead I will down-vote and say shit, starting with a "-1." in a comment below, for any mistake made from anyone.
And, I up-vote any loooong answers containing pretty graphics, specially if answered by a high-reputation person.
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