rickrolled.js

/* 
We write the language of love
No ECMAScript and I would die.
That last commit was, full of bugs,
I wouldn't roll it back for any other guy!

High, is what you were. I know the feeling.
God I hate, jQuery Fans!

Never gonna make it work
Never gonna understand why
Never gonna learn the language, I'm using!
My code will always make you cry
My last employer said goodbye
Always gonna tell the lie, "I can do that!"

I tried debugging it, for so long
but fifteen minutes in I gave up ( and rage-quit).
Here's hoping SO knows whats going on.
I am a help vampire, You will hate it! 

So, now I will spam the room to help me.
Maybe if I call you 'friend' you'll see!

Never gonna make it work
Never gonna understand why
Never gonna learn the language, I'm using!
My code will always make you cry
My last employer said goodbye
Always gonna tell the lie, "I can do that!"

Never gonna make it work
Never gonna understand why
Never gonna learn the language, I'm using!
My code will always make you cry
My last employer said goodbye
Always gonna tell the lie, "I can do that!"

(Ooh, js lint)
(Ooh, slow js fiddle)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give up coding)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give up coding)

I was hired as a web developer,
My portfolio's full but, It's all word press.
Underneath we both know what been, going on
I copy and pasted code, I'm the greatest!

High, is what you were. I know the feeling.
God I hate, jQuery Fans!

Never gonna make it work
Never gonna understand why
Never gonna learn the language, I'm using!
My code will always make you cry
My last employer said goodbye
Always gonna tell the lie, "I can do that!"

Never gonna make it work
Never gonna understand why
Never gonna learn the language, I'm using!
My code will always make you cry
My last employer said goodbye
Always gonna tell the lie, "I can do that!"

Never gonna make it work
Never gonna understand why
Never gonna learn the language, I'm using!
My code will always make you cry
My last employer said goodbye
Always gonna tell the lie, "I can do that!"

- rlemon
*/