fuck you, program!

README.md

About

Need to kill a program? Make it fun.

$ fuck you firefox
(╯°□°）╯ firefox
$

This script uses pkill. It should work on OS X and probably NetBSD, FreeBSD, and Solaris. It looks like at least some Linux distributions also include a Solaris-compatible pkill, so it may work there too. YMMV.

It also uses bash. Alternatives exist for Windows, fish, and zsh.

Shamelessly stolen from this tweet.

Installation

Run the following command in your shell:

curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/rnelson/9138125/raw/fuckyou.sh | bash

You'll have to log out and back in (or close and reopen your Terminal/iTerm/whatever) for $PATH to be picked up automatically. Alternatively, you can force your shell to reread the path:

$ . .bash_profile

fuckyou.sh

#!/bin/bash
# fuck you, program!

# If ~/bin doesn't exist, make that first
if [ ! -d ~/bin ]; then
	mkdir ~/bin
fi

# If they already have a ~/bin/fuck for some reason, move
# that out of the way and inform the user
if [ -x ~/bin/fuck ]; then
	mv ~/bin/fuck ~/bin/fuck.bak.fuckyoufirefox
	echo "Moved ~/bin/fuck to ~/bin/fuck.bak.fuckyoufirefox"
fi

# Add ~/bin to the user's $PATH
echo "export PATH=\$PATH:~/bin" >> ~/.bash_profile

# Create ~/bin/fuck
cat >~/bin/fuck <<EOF
#!/bin/bash
# fuck you, program!
# stolen from https://twitter.com/louroboros/status/412913768998268928

if [ -z "\$2" ]; then
	echo "usage: fuck you <program>"
else
	if pkill "\$2"; then
		echo "(╯°□°）╯ $(echo \$2)"
	else
		echo "\$2 doesn't appear to be running"
	fi
fi
EOF

# Make it executable
chmod +x ~/bin/fuck

# Done
echo "Installation complete."