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## template.html
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8" />
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge,chrome=1" />
<meta content="width=device-width" name="viewport" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"/>
<meta name="generator" content="The very hands of Sloan"/>
<base href="https://fat.gold/" />
<style type="text/css">

## sync-list.rb
require "rubygems"
require "twitter"
require "date"

# get these from apps.twitter.com
CONSUMER_KEY = "foo"
CONSUMER_SECRET = "bar"
OAUTH_TOKEN = "blee"
OAUTH_TOKEN_SECRET = "baz"

## pushing-fragments.js
F.visibleTextFragments.push(newFragment);

let text = `<p>`;

if (F.visibleTextFragments.length > 0) {
    let visibleText = F.visibleTextFragments.reduce(function(visibleFragments, thisFragment) {
        return visibleFragments + thisFragment;
    });
    text += `<span class="visible">${visibleText}</span>`;
}

## prelude.lua
-- note: 256 numbers in table
local notes = { 4.8, 4.0, 4.1, 4.4, 4.8, 5.0, 5.1, 5.4, 5.8, 6.0, 6.1, 6.4, 6.8, 7.0, 7.1, 7.4, 7.8, 7.4, 7.1, 7.0, 6.8, 6.4, 6.1, 6.0, 5.8, 5.4, 5.1, 5.0, 4.8, 4.4, 4.1, 4.0, 4.5, 4.7, 4.8, 4.1, 4.5, 4.7, 4.8, 5.1, 5.5, 5.7, 5.8, 6.1, 6.5, 6.7, 6.8, 7.1, 7.5, 7.1, 6.8, 6.7, 6.5, 6.1, 5.8, 5.7, 5.5, 5.1, 4.8, 4.7, 4.5, 4.1, 4.8, 4.7, 4.8, 4.0, 4.1, 4.4, 4.8, 5.0, 5.1, 5.4, 5.8, 6.0, 6.1, 6.4, 6.8, 7.0, 7.1, 7.4, 7.8, 7.4, 7.1, 7.0, 6.8, 6.4, 6.1, 6.0, 5.8, 5.4, 5.1, 5.0, 4.8, 4.4, 4.1, 4.0, 4.5, 4.7, 4.8, 4.1, 4.5, 4.7, 4.8, 5.1, 5.5, 5.7, 5.8, 6.1, 6.5, 6.7, 6.8, 7.1, 7.5, 7.1, 6.8, 6.7, 6.5, 6.1, 5.8, 5.7, 5.5, 5.1, 4.8, 4.7, 4.5, 4.1, 4.8, 4.7, 4.5, 4.8, 4.2, 4.4, 4.5, 4.8, 5.2, 5.4, 5.5, 5.8, 6.2, 6.4, 6.5, 6.8, 7.2, 7.4, 7.5, 7.4, 7.2, 6.8, 6.5, 6.4, 6.2, 5.8, 5.5, 5.4, 5.2, 4.8, 4.5, 4.4, 4.2, 4.8, 4.7, 4.0, 4.4, 4.5, 4.7, 5.0, 5.4, 5.5, 5.7, 6.0, 6.4, 6.5, 6.7, 7.0, 7.4, 7.5, 7.7, 7.5, 7.4, 7.0, 6.7, 6.5, 6.4, 6.0, 5.7, 5.5, 5.4, 5.0, 4.7, 4.5, 4.4, 4.0, 4.5, 4.8, 4.0, 4.4

## delete-dms.js
// This doesn't work THAT well, but it kinda works... so!
// 1. Make a new bookmarklet with the code below as its URL
// 2. Go to mobile.twitter.com/messages
// 2a. This won't work on the "normal" DM pages, i.e., not the mobile site
// 3. Select a thread
// 3a. So, you see a list of messages now, right?
// 4. Click this bookmarklet :)
// 5. repeat as many times as necessary!
// 6. I think this probably goes without saying, but this doesn't delete your DMs from the *other* person's account. But it does make them invisible to, e.g., someone who hacks your account. Not that that's ever going to happen.
// 6a. It's definitely going to happen

## wiggletech.html
<html>
<head>

<style type="text/css">

body {
  font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
  font-size: 64px;
}

## autoresponder.txt
# First,

twurl authorize --consumer-key YOUR_CONSUMER_KEY --consumer-secret YOUR_CONSUMER_SECRET

# Then,

twurl -A 'Content-type: application/json' -X POST /1.1/direct_messages/welcome_messages/new.json -d '{"welcome_message": {"name": "autoresponder", "message_data": {"text": "Hi! I am not currently checking DMs. You can email me instead 👉 YOUR EMAIL HERE"}}}'

# In the response, note the id of the returned welcome message object, because you'll need it in a moment.

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## archival-langoliers.rb
require "rubygems"
require "twitter"
require "json"
require "csv"
#require "date"

# things you must configure
TWITTER_USER = "your_twitter_username"
MAX_AGE_IN_DAYS = 7 # anything older than this is deleted

## shh.rb
require "rubygems"
require "twitter"

# get these from apps.twitter.com
CONSUMER_KEY = "foo"
CONSUMER_SECRET = "bar"
OAUTH_TOKEN = "blee"
OAUTH_TOKEN_SECRET = "baz"

TWITTER_USER = "your_username" # needs to be the one associated with keys above
	<html>
	<head>
	<meta charset="utf-8" />
	<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge,chrome=1" />
	<meta content="width=device-width" name="viewport" />
	<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"/>
	<meta name="generator" content="The very hands of Sloan"/>
	<base href="https://fat.gold/" />
	<style type="text/css">
	require "rubygems"
	require "twitter"
	require "date"

	# get these from apps.twitter.com
	CONSUMER_KEY = "foo"
	CONSUMER_SECRET = "bar"
	OAUTH_TOKEN = "blee"
	OAUTH_TOKEN_SECRET = "baz"
	F.visibleTextFragments.push(newFragment);

	let text = `<p>`;

	if (F.visibleTextFragments.length > 0) {
	let visibleText = F.visibleTextFragments.reduce(function(visibleFragments, thisFragment) {
	return visibleFragments + thisFragment;
	});
	text += `<span class="visible">${visibleText}</span>`;
	}
	# First,

	twurl authorize --consumer-key YOUR_CONSUMER_KEY --consumer-secret YOUR_CONSUMER_SECRET

	# Then,

	twurl -A 'Content-type: application/json' -X POST /1.1/direct_messages/welcome_messages/new.json -d '{"welcome_message": {"name": "autoresponder", "message_data": {"text": "Hi! I am not currently checking DMs. You can email me instead 👉 YOUR EMAIL HERE"}}}'

	# In the response, note the id of the returned welcome message object, because you'll need it in a moment.
	require "rubygems"
	require "twitter"
	require "json"
	require "csv"
	#require "date"

	# things you must configure
	TWITTER_USER = "your_twitter_username"
	MAX_AGE_IN_DAYS = 7 # anything older than this is deleted