ಠ_ಠ.m

__attribute__((format_arg(__NSString__, 2)))
NSString *ಠ_ಠ_message(const char *severity, const char *format) {
	return [NSString stringWithFormat:@"%s: %s", severity, format];
}
#pragma clang diagnostic push
#pragma clang diagnostic ignored "-Wformat-nonliteral"
__attribute__((format(printf, 1, 2)))
void ಠ_ಠ_warning(const char *format, ...) {
	va_list ಠ_ಠ;
	va_start(ಠ_ಠ, format);
	NSLogv(ಠ_ಠ_message("warning", format), ಠ_ಠ);
	va_end(ಠ_ಠ);
}
__attribute__((format(printf, 1, 2)))
void ಠ_ಠ_error(const char *format, ...) {
	va_list ಠ_ಠ;
	va_start(ಠ_ಠ, format);
	NSLogv(ಠ_ಠ_message("error", format), ಠ_ಠ);
	va_end(ಠ_ಠ);
}
#pragma clang diagnostic pop

typedef struct {
	void (*oO)(const char *, ...);
	void (*_)(const char *, ...);
} const ಠ_ಠ_disapproval_t;

extern ಠ_ಠ_disapproval_t ಠ_ಠ;

ಠ_ಠ_disapproval_t ಠ_ಠ = {
	.oO = ಠ_ಠ_warning,
	._ = ಠ_ಠ_error
};

static inline void __ಠ_ಠ__ (bool O_o, bool x_x) {
	if (O_o) ಠ_ಠ .oO( "Is this some kind of sick joke?" );
	if (x_x) ಠ_ಠ ._( "I don’t want to live on this planet any more." );
}