Jenkins Description modifier

jenkinsdesc.js

<script src="http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.7.2.min.js"></script>
<script>
lyrics =['Is this the real life?', 'Is this just fantasy?', 'Caught in a landslide,', 'No escape from reality', 'Open your eyes,', 'Look up to the skies and see,', "I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,", "Because I'm easy come, easy go,", 'Little high, little low,', "Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to", 'me, to me', '', 'Mama,', 'I just killed a man,', 'Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger', "now he's dead", 'Mama... life had just begun,', "But now I've gone and thrown it all away", 'Mamaaaaa oooh,', "Didn't mean to make you cry,", "If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,", 'Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters', '', 'Too late, my time has come,', "Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all", 'the time', "Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,", 'Got to leave you all behind and face the truth', 'Mamaaaaa oooh,', "I don't want to die,", "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all", '', '(Guitar solo)', '', 'I see a little silhouetto of a man,', 'Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the', 'Fandango?!', '', 'Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!', 'Galileo, Galileo', 'Galileo, Galileo', 'Galileo, Figaro - magnifico', '', "I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me", "He's just a poor boy from a poor family,", 'Spare him his life from this monstrosity!', 'Easy come, easy go, will you let me go', 'Bismilah! No, we will not let you go', '(Let him go!) Bismilah! We will not let you go', '(Let him go!) Bismilah! We will not let you go', '(Let me go) Will not let you go', '(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go', '(Let me go) Never let you go (Let me go) Ah', 'No, no, no, no, no, no, no', 'Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go', 'Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,', 'for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!', '', 'So you think you can stop me and spit in my', 'eye?!?!', 'So you think you can love me and leave me to', 'die?!?!', "Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,", 'Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta', 'here!', '', '(Guitar solo)', '', 'Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,', 'Nothing really matters,', 'Nothing really matters to me...', '', 'Anyway the wind blows...'];

var i=-1; 
$('table.sortable tr td:nth-child(2)').each(function () {
  if(i!=-1) {  
	$(this).html(lyrics[i]); 	
  }
  i=i+1;
});
</script>

Initial commit. Ignore first match since that's the title of the description field.