Happy Birthday, Leo! Have great adventures!

Dockerfile

from python:3.8-alpine
run apk update && apk add zsh
run pip install ricksay lolcat

shell ["/bin/zsh", "-c"]
env N=10 text="Rick{i}: Urghk, you Leo? It's Rick from Dimension#{i} (the best one btw).\
 Congrats on leaving a vagina few decades ago, and all this stuff. \
 I've seen your adventures, but they suck, mine are interdimensional! \
 But I got you a present ... Here we go..."

entrypoint for ((i=0;i<$N;i++)); do\
 echo $text|sed "s/{i}/$i/g"|ricksay; done &&\
 echo "Time for a drop of pure acid: https://youtu.be/ornXZGEFcds"|lolcat