how many snowboards is too many snowboards?

snowboardHoarder.js

// how many snowboards is too many snowboards?
function SnowboardHoarder() {}
SnowboardHoarder.constructor = SnowboardHoarder //????

SnowboardHoarder.prototype.snowboardQuantity = function(currentNumberOwned) {
  var finalNumber = 1;
  if (currentNumberOwned == 0) {
    finalNumber = 3;
  } else {
    finalNumber = currentNumberOwned + 1;
  }
  UIALogger("You need at least " + finalNumber " snowboards... hell maybe 2 more.");
  return finalNumber;
};

SnowboardHorder.prototype.justifyVintageSnowboardCollection = function() {
  var reason1 = "I could be spending this money on fast men/women";
  var reason2 = "I could be doing drugs";
  var reason3 = "What else am I going to do with these lottery winnings?";
  console.log(reason1 + reason2 + reason3);
}