MC Lyte Ruffneck. plus with all the relationship drama in hip hop, this is a positive but not fluffy song..t https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygteZWP_tL0 making learning javascript less scary for an objective-c programmer. just kidding! we love javascript

ruffneck.js

// http://www.phpied.com/3-ways-to-define-a-javascript-class/
// so javascript doesn't really have classes but dictionaries
// but you can fake classes? 
// methods added to the prototype

function Ruffneck () {
  this.gender = "man";
  this.shoes = "Timberlands";
  this.hair = "shaved";
}

Ruffneck.prototype.gottaGet = function() {
  // tbd
}