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Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever | |
skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious | |
to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an | |
overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic | |
apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless | |
as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a | |
steroid-free fitness center. | |
-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. |
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