How to build a peanut butter and jelly sammy-samich.

Alien PB & J

1. Begin by picking up the peanut butter containing and grasp the metal lid. Turn it is a counter clockwise direction until it is dislodged from the container. Place the open jar and cover on the table.
2. Repeat step 1 with the jam jar.
3. Gently grasp the open end of the bread bag an remove the plastic closing mechanism.
4. Reach inside the bag and remove two precut sections, or slices, of the bread substance.
5. Place the two slices of bread slide by side, broad faces down on the plate.
6. Take the knife (the skinny metal object approximately 8 inches long) and insert it into the open peanut butter jar 2 inches, then tilt it to an angle of 30 degrees. 
7. Remove the knife and some of the peanut butter material.
8. Light press the flat side of the knift to the large face of one of the pieces of bread gently move the knift paralel to the bread, smearing the peanut butter material over the full face to a depth of between 1/8 to 1/4 inch in thickness.
Repeat step X with the jam jar and the other piece of bread.