take.rb

#! /usr/bin/env ruby

raise "Argument to 'take' not specfied.\n\n\tUsage: take [dump]\n" if ARGV.length == 0

module Take
  class BathroomClosedForCleaningError < RuntimeError; end
end
case ARGV[0].downcase
when 'dump'
  remarks = []
  remarks << "You will not be able to 'take dump' at this time. We apologize for the inconvenience."
  remarks << "Please light a match"
  remarks << "That wing of the house is closed"
  remarks << "Good lord. What died in here?"

  require 'rubygems'
  require 'rake'
  attempt = rand(remarks.size)
  raise Take::BathroomClosedForCleaningError.new, remarks[0] if attempt == 0
  system 'rake db:structure:dump db:test:prepare selenium:db:prepare'
  puts "flushing...\n"
  puts remarks[attempt]
else
  puts "I don't know how to take '#{ARGV.join(' ')}'"
end