Gift for my friend, Len

gift-len

#!/bin/bash

set -o errexit
set -o errtrace
set -o nounset
set -eou pipefail

# ==============================================================================

function clearscreen {
  printf '\033c'
}

# ==============================================================================

function print_welcome {
  cat <<EOF
┌─────────────────────────┐
│                         │
│       Welcome to        │
│                         │
│          Len's          │
│                         │
│     Silly Challenge!    │
│                         │
└─────────────────────────┘
EOF
}

function print_overview {
  cat <<EOF
┌───────────────────────────┐
│                           │
│     You will be given     │
│                           │
│          THREE            │
│                           │
│        (obscure)          │
│                           │
│      questions about      │
│                           │
│          ¡GOLF!           │
│                           │
│   that you must answer    │
│                           │
│       to unlock...        │
│                           │
└───────────────────────────┘
EOF
}


function print_gift_preview {
  echo "                  ___           ___                    ___                       ___               ";
  echo "      ___        /__/\         /  /\                  /  /\        ___          /  /\        ___   ";
  echo "     /  /\       \  \:\       /  /:/_                /  /:/_      /  /\        /  /:/_      /  /\  ";
  echo "    /  /:/        \__\:\     /  /:/ /\              /  /:/ /\    /  /:/       /  /:/ /\    /  /:/  ";
  echo "   /  /:/     ___ /  /::\   /  /:/ /:/_            /  /:/_/::\  /__/::\      /  /:/ /:/   /  /:/   ";
  echo "  /  /::\    /__/\  /:/\:\ /__/:/ /:/ /\          /__/:/__\/\:\ \__\/\:\__  /__/:/ /:/   /  /::\   ";
  echo " /__/:/\:\   \  \:\/:/__\/ \  \:\/:/ /:/          \  \:\ /~~/:/    \  \:\/\ \  \:\/:/   /__/:/\:\  ";
  echo " \__\/  \:\   \  \::/       \  \::/ /:/            \  \:\  /:/      \__\::/  \  \::/    \__\/  \:\ ";
  echo "      \  \:\   \  \:\        \  \:\/:/              \  \:\/:/       /__/:/    \  \:\         \  \:\\";
  echo "       \__\/    \  \:\        \  \::/                \  \::/        \__\/      \  \:\         \__\/";
  echo "                 \__\/         \__\/                  \__\/                     \__\/              ";
}

# ==============================================================================

function run_q1 {
  local msg="${1-}"

  clearscreen
  print_q1

  if [ -n "$msg" ]; then
    echo "$msg"
  fi

  read -erp "> " answer

  if [ "$answer" = "Condor" ] || [ "$answer" = "condor" ]; then
    echo ""
    print_q1_success
  else
    run_q1 "(Please try again)"
  fi
}

function print_q1 {
  cat <<EOF
┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                      │
│   Q1: What do you call a hole in 1   │
│       on a par 5? (One word)         │
│                                      │
└──────────────────────────────────────┘
EOF
}

function print_q1_success {
  cat <<EOF
┌────────────────┐
│                │
│   Great Job!   │
│                │
└────────────────┘
EOF

  read -erp "(Press return to continue)" _
}

# ==============================================================================

function run_q2 {
  local msg="${1-}"

  clearscreen
  print_q2

  if [ -n "$msg" ]; then
    echo "$msg"
  fi

  read -erp "> " answer

  if [ "$answer" = "1457" ]; then
    echo ""
    print_q2_success
  else
    run_q2 "(Please try again)"
  fi
}

function print_q2 {
  cat <<EOF
┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                                   │
│   Q2: When was golf first mentioned in history?   │
│                                                   │
└───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
EOF
}

function print_q2_success {
  cat <<EOF
┌────────────────────┐
│                    │
│   Wow! You rock!   │
│                    │
└────────────────────┘
EOF

  read -erp "(Press return to continue)" _
}

# ==============================================================================

function run_q3 {
  local msg="${1-}"

  clearscreen
  print_q3

  if [ -n "$msg" ]; then
    echo "$msg"
  fi

  read -erp "> " answer

  if [ "$answer" = "Feathers" ] || [ "$answer" = "feathers" ]; then
    echo ""
    print_q3_success
  else
    run_q3 "(Please try again)"
  fi
}

function print_q3 {
  cat <<EOF
┌────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                            │
│   Q3: Golf balls were originally made of   │
│       leather and what other substance?    │
│                                            │
└────────────────────────────────────────────┘
EOF
}

function print_q3_success {
  cat <<EOF
┌──────────────────────┐
│                      │
│   Amazing! How did   │
│                      │
│   you know that?!?   │
│                      │
└──────────────────────┘
EOF

  read -erp "(Press return to continue)" _
}

# ==============================================================================

function print_gift {
  cat <<EOF
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                                        │
│   You have earned \$75 to spend how you like, but I     │
│                                                        │
│   recommend ordering your favorite food and relaxing   │
│                                                        │
│   with your girls.                                     │
│                                                        │
│                                                        │
│                                                        │
│   Message me "I made par" to let me know to Venmo!     │
│                                                        │
│                                                        │
│                                                        │
│   Hope you're having a great day,                      │
│                                                        │
│   ██████╗  ██████╗ ██████╗ ███████╗██████╗ ████████╗   │
│   ██╔══██╗██╔═══██╗██╔══██╗██╔════╝██╔══██╗╚══██╔══╝   │
│   ██████╔╝██║   ██║██████╔╝█████╗  ██████╔╝   ██║      │
│   ██╔══██╗██║   ██║██╔══██╗██╔══╝  ██╔══██╗   ██║      │
│   ██║  ██║╚██████╔╝██████╔╝███████╗██║  ██║   ██║      │
│   ╚═╝  ╚═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═╝   ╚═╝      │
│                                                        │
│                                                        │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
EOF
}

# ==============================================================================

function main {
  clearscreen
  print_welcome
  read -erp "(Press return to continue)" _

  clearscreen
  print_overview
  read -erp "(Press return to continue)" _

  print_gift_preview
  read -erp "(Press return to be tested)" _

  run_q1
  run_q2
  run_q3

  clearscreen
  print_gift
  read -erp "(Press return to go to a Ted Lasso GIF)" _

  open https://gifdb.com/images/high/ted-lasso-high-five-01z3yguvu4vlrthk.gif
}

main

Here's how to run this!

1. Copy the commands below to your clipboard
2. Open your Terminal.app application on your Mac and make it full screen (hold command & option and click the green button in the top left)
3. Paste in the commands, press return, and enjoy!

curl -sSL https://gist.githubusercontent.com/rpearce/9f5d364d47209081ce2b6521e2e91183/raw -o ./gift-len && \
  chmod +x ./gift-len && \
  ./gift-len