Did Hamilton win the race?

hamilton.sh

function hamilton() {
  results=$(curl -s https://www.formula1.com/en/results.html/$(date +%Y)/races.html)
  gp=$(echo "$results" | nokogiri -e 'puts $_.at_xpath("//table[@class=\"resultsarchive-table\"]/tbody/tr[last()]/td[2]/a").text.strip' 2>/dev/null)
  date=$(echo "$results" | nokogiri -e 'puts $_.at_xpath("//table[@class=\"resultsarchive-table\"]/tbody/tr[last()]/td[3]").text' 2>/dev/null)
  winner=$(echo "$results" | nokogiri -e 'puts $_.at_xpath("//table[@class=\"resultsarchive-table\"]/tbody/tr[last()]/td[4]/span[2]").text' 2>/dev/null | tr 'A-Z' 'a-z')
  echo -e "Did Hamilton win?\n${gp}: ${date}\n"
  if [ "$winner" == "hamilton" ]; then
    echo "YES. I'm guessing Ferrari botched team orders, and Williams probably came last."
  else
    echo "NO. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. REVEL IN THE UNPREDICTABLITY OF LIFE."
  fi
}

The "YES" branch really needs a response randomizer:

• "they were fast on the straights though!"
• "poor pit stop strategy strikes again"
• "he pushed his tires way too long in a vain effort to hold Leclerc back"

I suppose I should counter with a PowerShell version of the same.

With any luck it won't include Xpath. :puke: