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/*    
 *  Digital Clock Java applet  06/27/96
 *    by Mike Perham mperham@cs.cornell.edu
 *
 *  Blinks the colon every second; refreshes time
 *  every minute.  Futuristic LED display.  Generally nifty.
 *
 *  Array digit[] holds a bitmask of which LEDs each number
 *  lights up: digit[1] = 6 because it lights up the 2nd
 *  and 3rd LEDs.

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This time bay-beee i'll beeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeee - BullehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhT PROOOF.

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L1 cache reference                          0.5 ns
Branch mispredict                             5 ns
L2 cache reference                            7 ns             14x L1 cache
Mutex lock/unlock                            25 ns
Main memory reference                       100 ns             20x L2 cache, 200x L1 cache
Compress 1K bytes with Zippy              3,000 ns
Send 1K bytes over 1 Gbps network        10,000 ns    0.01 ms
Read 1 MB sequentially from memory      250,000 ns    0.25 ms
Round trip within same datacenter       500,000 ns    0.5  ms
Read 1 MB sequentially from SSD       1,000,000 ns    1    ms  4X memory

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You'll need:

- Old Fashioned glasses, two of
- Sugar cubes, two of
- Peychaud's Aromatic Cocktail Bitters, one bottle of
- Ice, enough to fill both glasses
- Water, one oz of
- Rye whisky, two oz of
- St. George Absinthe Verte, 0.333oz of
- Lemon, one twist of

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.__                                       ___.    .__           __   .__         .___               
|  |__  _____   ______  ______  ___.__.   \_ |__  |__|_______ _/  |_ |  |__    __| _/_____   ___.__.
|  |  \ \__  \  \____ \ \____ \<   |  |    | __ \ |  |\_  __ \\   __\|  |  \  / __ | \__  \ <   |  |
|   Y  \ / __ \_|  |_> >|  |_> >\___  |    | \_\ \|  | |  | \/ |  |  |   Y  \/ /_/ |  / __ \_\___  |
|___|  /(____  /|   __/ |   __/ / ____|    |___  /|__| |__|    |__|  |___|  /\____ | (____  // ____|
     \/      \/ |__|    |__|    \/             \/                         \/      \/      \/ \/     
         _____         ___          ___       ___          ___          ___                
        /  /::\       /  /\        /  /\     /__/\        /__/\        /__/|         ___   
       /  /:/\:\     /  /:/_      /  /:/_    \  \:\       \  \:\      |  |:|        /  /\  
      /  /:/  \:\   /  /:/ /\    /  /:/ /\    \  \:\       \  \:\     |  |:|       /  /:/  

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#!/bin/sh

# Sat Apr 24 20:33:56 PDT 2010
# This file was generated by rpg-config on behalf of rtomayko
# Remove comment characters and edit values to change the default config

# rvm environments share index, packs, and gem cache directories.
test $(id -un) != root && {
    RPGINDEX=~/.rpg/index
    RPGPACKS=~/.rpg/packs

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$ uname -a && git --version
Darwin asha.local 10.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 10.6.0: Wed Nov 10 18:13:17 PST 2010; root:xnu-1504.9.26~3/RELEASE_I386 i386
git version 1.7.2.1

$ git clone git://github.com/github/gitignore.git
$ cd gitignore

$ # fetching over ssh
$ yes | head -5 | (while read ; do time git fetch git@github.com:github/gitignore.git; done) 2>&1 | grep real
real    0m2.103s

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// paste this into firebug or chrome console or whatever
// to load jquery into pages that dun have it
j=document.createElement("SCRIPT");
j.src="http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.pack.js";
document.getElementsByTagName("HEAD")[0].appendChild(j);

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#!/bin/sh
# Usage: bacon <file>
# Upload <file> to baconfile.com and copy URL to pasteboard.
#
# You baconfile.com credentials must exist in ~/.netrc, like this:
#
#   machine baconfile.com
#     login garfield
#     password ironman04
#

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#!/bin/sh
# Usage: unicorn_github
# Script used to start unicorn in GitHub staging and production environments.
# This is called primarily by god.
set -e

# configure GC settings
export RUBY_HEAP_MIN_SLOTS=800000
export RUBY_HEAP_FREE_MIN=100000
export RUBY_HEAP_SLOTS_INCREMENT=300000