A random commit message generator

commitmessagegenerator.php

<?php

$messages = [
    'I think everyone who says they don\'t like watching themselves in movies should stop lying.',
    'I was a square for so long and it totally amazes me that people think I am cool.',
    'Nein. Nein. Nein. Nein.',
    'A movie is just a movie to me. They open, they close.',
    'What kills me is that everybody thinks I like jazz.',
    'Definitely. And I always do - I love me on-screen!',
    'Why do we fall, Master Bruce?',
    'Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya',
    'Game over man, game over!',
    'I\'ve got better things to do tonight than die.',
    'It\'s all part of the plan.',
    'Get that weak shit off my track!',
    'Spare me this mockery of justice.',
    'We\'re gonna need a bigger boat.',
    'I ain\'t got time to bleed.',
    'Frankly my dear, I don\'t give a damn.',
    'Yippee-cay-yay, Motherfucker',
    'Flames on the side of my face',
    'Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?',
];

echo $messages[array_rand($messages)] . PHP_EOL;