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SeriousBot
var config = {
channels: ["#seriouslee"],
server: "irc.esper.net",
botName: "SeriousBot"
};
var MAX_RANDOM_TIMEOUT = 20000000;
var randomMessages = [
"PRRRRRRRT!",
"MHMMMMHHMMM!",
"EEEEUEUUUHH!",
"In je poep!",
"Dat is niet verplicht, maar slechts een aanbeveling.",
"Nog even wat YouTube filmpkes kijken...",
"Moeie een koekske ein dikke lul?",
"Ik heb kaka gedaan.",
"dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot..."
];
var joinMessages = [
"ELLO {0}!",
"{0}, we zijn blij dat je erbij bent.",
"{0} ... dude ... welcome back...",
"AAAAARGHHH, het is een {0}!",
"Aah, die {0}poepoehoofd.",
"En die {0} leeft ook nog"
];
var history = {};
String.prototype.format = function() {
var formatted = this;
for( var arg in arguments ) {
formatted = formatted.replace("{" + arg + "}", arguments[arg]);
}
return formatted;
};
function escapeRegExp(string) {
return string.replace(/([.*+?^=!:${}()|\[\]\/\\])/g, "\\$1");
}
String.prototype.replaceAll = function(find, replace) {
return this.replace(new RegExp(escapeRegExp(find), 'g'), replace);
}
var irc = require("irc");
var bot = new irc.Client(config.server, config.botName, {
channels: config.channels
});
// Listen for joins
bot.addListener("join", function(channel, who) {
if(who != config.botName) {
var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * joinMessages.length);
var message = joinMessages[i].format(who);
bot.say(channel, message);
} else {
newTimeout(channel);
}
});
// Listen for any message, PM said user when he posts
/*bot.addListener("message", function(from, to, text, message) {
bot.say(from, "Me stupid, no answer.");
});*/
// Listen for any message, say to him/her in the room
bot.addListener("message", function(from, to, text, message) {
if(text.indexOf(config.botName) >= 0) {
bot.say(config.channels[0], "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?");
} else if(text == "random") {
randomMessage(config.channels[0]);
} else if(/s\/.*\/.*\//.test(text)) {
if(!history.hasOwnProperty(from)) {
bot.say(config.channels[0], "Dude, please say something before asking to replace something ... dumbass");
} else {
var parts = text.split(/[\/]/);
var original = history[from];
var newMsg = original.replaceAll(parts[1], parts[2]);
//bot.say(config.channels[0], "Hold on, we have a substitute request!");
bot.say(config.channels[0], from + ": " + newMsg);
}
}
history[from] = text;
});
// Random message
newTimeout = function(channel) {
setTimeout(function() {
newTimeout(channel);
randomMessage(channel);
}, Math.floor(Math.random() * MAX_RANDOM_TIMEOUT));
};
randomMessage = function(channel) {
var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * randomMessages.length);
bot.say(channel, randomMessages[i]);
}
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