If Sana was a shell script...

sana.sh

while [ 0 ]
do
	echo "Meow"
	sleep 1
        echo "Zzzz"
	sleep 1
	echo "JEN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WATCHED DEXTER WITHOUT ME AGAIN?!"
	sleep 1
	echo "guize, what if I left hackNY to be with my cats?"
        sleep 1
        echo "just plain rude"
        sleep 1
        echo "ew"
        sleep 1
        echo "just ew"
        sleep 1
done