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[22:50] <RasAlGhul> let's hack Israel to save the world!
[22:52] <soot> lolwut
[22:55] <RasAlGhul> Israel is a threat to the world. If we hack Israel, we save the world. Let's do this!!!
[22:55] <dirkg> HACK THE PLANET
[22:55] <RasAlGhul> I am a member of Anonymous currently engaged in hacking Israeli targets, who will join us?
[22:55] <dirkg> loooool
[23:00] <richinseattle> RasAlGhul: what are you targeting?
[23:01] <RasAlGhul> The Dimona nuclear weapons facility
[23:01] dirkg grabs the popcorn
[23:01] <dirkg> i love anon-kiddies
[23:03] <richinseattle> RasAlGhul: what can you tell me about this nuclear weapons facility
[23:03] <RasAlGhul> I am more than an anon kiddie. I am also a member of the Syrian Electronic Army
[23:03] <RasAlGhul> richinseattle: they refine uranium there, using Siemens units
[23:04] <RasAlGhul> the PLC controllers need to be hacked
[23:04] <soot> simpsons did it
[23:04] <richinseattle> seimens did it!
[23:04] <dirkg> ohdamn
[23:04] <richinseattle> RasAlGhul: do you have experience with microconroller programming?
[23:04] <RasAlGhul> Yes
[23:05] <dirkg> http://www.troll.me/images/asdasdasdasdasdasd/whoa-we-got-a-bad-ass-over-here-thumb.jpg
[23:05] <richinseattle> what kind of controller does the plc use?
[23:05] <RasAlGhul> But the exactly details of these Siemens units and their PLC firmware is classified
[23:05] <RasAlGhul> So we need to commence reconaissance by getting to the scientists personal computers first
[23:05] <richinseattle> whos on the roster?
[23:07] <RasAlGhul> richinseattle: do you work for Shin Bet?
[23:08] <richinseattle> i hate to break it to you RasAlGhul, but israel does not have any nuclear power plants
[23:08] <dirkg> HAHAHA
[23:09] <richinseattle> they have nuclear weapons supplied by allied military forces but do not operate any power plants themselves, so i'm curious where you're getting this info about them having classified microcontrollers in their PLCs
[23:10] <RasAlGhul> richinseattle: This is a lie.
[23:10] <RasAlGhul> No ally would supply Israel with nuclear weapons. According to the Samson option, Israel has threatened to nuke all of their so called allies
[23:10] <richinseattle> RasAlGhul: prove me wrong then
[23:11] <RasAlGhul> Giving nuclear weapons to highly unstable Zionist zealots would never be a good idea. Israel stole the nuclear technology from America and built a reactor as Dimona
[23:11] <RasAlGhul> Vanunu revealed some of the opeerations of this facility
[23:13] <richinseattle> that reactor has been shut down
[23:14] <richinseattle> and technically its not a power plant
[23:16] <richinseattle> and btw, the reason they shut it down was so as not to have the only working nuclear weapons facility in the middle east - to not provoke their neighbors any further
[23:16] <RasAlGhul> lmao
[23:16] <RasAlGhul> obvious jew is obvious
[23:16] <richinseattle> i'm an athiest
[23:16] <richinseattle> i dislike all gods
[23:16] <soot> lol
[23:16] <RasAlGhul> well if there's no nukes there
[23:17] <RasAlGhul> then you wont have any objections to us hacking it!
[23:17] <richinseattle> what part of 'its shut down dont you understand'
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