@sa2miのソースです

bot.rb

# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-
require 'rubygems'
require 'tweetstream'
require 'twitter'
require 'prime'
require 'date'
require './key.rb'
 
Twitter.configure do |config|
   config.consumer_key        = Const::CONSUMER_KEY
   config.consumer_secret     = Const::CONSUMER_SECRET
   config.oauth_token            = Const::ACCESS_TOKEN
   config.oauth_token_secret  = Const::ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET
end
TweetStream.configure do |config|
   config.consumer_key        = Const::CONSUMER_KEY
   config.consumer_secret     = Const::CONSUMER_SECRET
   config.oauth_token            = Const::ACCESS_TOKEN
   config.oauth_token_secret  = Const::ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET
   config.auth_method            = :oauth
end

client = TweetStream::Client.new

analcount= 0

client.userstream do |status|

   text = status.text.sub("@sa2mi ","")
   replyjudge = status.text.include?("@sa2mi")
   rtjudge = status.text.include?("RT")
   if status.text.include?("anal") == true then
     flag = "anal"
   elsif status.text.include?("まぐろ") == true then
     flag = "sushi"
   elsif status.text.include?("komekami") == true then
    flag = "komekami"
   elsif status.text.include?("tokusub") == true then
    flag = "tokusub"
   elsif status.text.include?("turasa") == true then
     flag = "turasa" 
   elsif text.to_i/2 != 0 then
     input = text.to_i
     flag = "integer"
   end
   
   if replyjudge == true && rtjudge == false && status.user.screen_name != "sa2mi" then
     case flag
     when "anal" then
      puts"analdev from #{status.user.screen_name}"
     	analcount = analcount + 1
     	analtext = "@#{status.user.screen_name} 現在アナルは#{analcount}cmです"
     	option = {"in_reply_to_status_id"=>status.id.to_s}
     	Twitter.update analtext,option

     when "sushi" then
      puts"sushi from #{status.user.screen_name}"
      sushitext= "@#{status.user.screen_name} 三🍣"
      option = {"in_reply_to_status_id"=>status.id.to_s}
      Twitter.update sushitext,option

     when "komekami" then
      puts "komekami from #{status.user.screen_name}"
       komekamitext = status.text.sub("@sa2mi komekami ","")
       komekamioutput = "@#{status.user.screen_name}
(#{komekamitext}^_^#{komekamitext})こめかみ#{komekamitext}マンだよ～～僕はこめかみに#{komekamitext}がある奇形児なんだ。そんなに人のこと笑って楽しい？こめかみに#{komekamitext}がある奇形児だからって馬鹿にしないで。"
       option = {"in_reply_to_status_id"=>status.id.to_s}
       Twitter.update komekamioutput,option   

     when "tokusub" then
      puts "tokusub from #{status.user.screen_name}"
       d = Date.today
       d = d.wday
       case d
       when 0 then
         day = "日曜"
         tokusubjudge = "ツナ"
       when 1 then
         day = "月曜"
         tokusubjudge = "イベリコ豚の厚切りベーコン"
       when 2 then 
         day = "火曜"
         tokusubjudge = "炭火てり焼きチキン"
       when 3 then
         day = "水曜"
         tokusubjudge = "BLT"
       when 4 then
         day = "木曜"
         tokusubjudge = "ターキーブレスト"
       when 5 then
         day = "金曜"
         tokusubjudge = "ローストチキン"
       when 6 then
         day = "土曜"
         tokusubjudge = "たまご"
       end
       tokusubjudgetext = "@#{status.user.screen_name}
       　　   　/ )
　　(＼　　 ／ (　　／ﾌ
  　_ ＼　／ 　 ヽ／ _ﾉ
  　 ＿ Ｙ◜◔。◔◝　_ﾉ　#{day}ﾊ#{tokusubjudge}ｰｗｗｗｗ
  　　＿｜　　　　″
  　　 　ｿ　　　/
  　　 ／_､＿＿／
  　　/／　∪ ∪"
       option = {"in_reply_to_status_id"=>status.id.to_s}
       Twitter.update tokusubjudgetext,option

     when "turasa" then
       turacount = 0
       options = {"count" => 30}
       turasatext = status.text.sub("@sa2mi turasa ","")
       Twitter.user_timeline(turasatext, options).each do |res|
          if res.text.include?("つら") then
            turacount += 1
          end
        end
        turasatext = status.text.sub("@sa2mi turasa ","")
        Twitter.update "@#{status.user.screen_name} #{turasatext}氏のつらさは#{turacount}です"
     when "integer" then
       puts"integer from #{status.user.screen_name}"
       if input.prime? then
         judge = ""
       else
         judge = "じゃない"
       end

       x = rand(3)
       case x
       when 0 then

         intjudgetext = "@#{status.user.screen_name}
　　 　　/ )
　　　 ／ (
　　／ 　 ヽ
　　 ◜◔。◔◝
　　｜　　| #{input}は素数#{judge}〜!!
　 　|　⊃ ⊃
　　└-⊃～⊃"
         option = {"in_reply_to_status_id"=>status.id.to_s}
       Twitter.update intjudgetext,option
       when 1 then

         intjudgetext ="@#{status.user.screen_name}
       　　   　/ )
　　(＼　　 ／ (　　／ﾌ
  　_ ＼　／ 　 ヽ／ _ﾉ
  　 ＿ Ｙ◜◔。◔◝　_ﾉ　#{input}ﾊ素数#{judge}ｰｗｗｗｗ
  　　＿｜　　　　″
  　　 　ｿ　　　/
  　　 ／_､＿＿／
  　　/／　∪ ∪"
         option = {"in_reply_to_status_id"=>status.id.to_s}
       Twitter.update intjudgetext,option
       when 2 then

         intjudgetext = "@#{status.user.screen_name}
　　　　　　#{input}
　　　┗┏━┓━━━┏━┓┛　
　　三　┃○┃　　　┃○┃
　　　　┗━┛　　　┗━┛ オ　フ　ロ　ー　ド　素 数#{judge}"
       option = {"in_reply_to_status_id"=>status.id.to_s}
       Twitter.update intjudgetext,option
       end
     end
   end
end