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    #Fortune have you must
/opt/homebrew/opt/fortune/share/games/fortunes
On mac.
Put the lsl1.txt without .txt extion there.
Obviously: brew install fortune first.
Then, still in /opt/homebrew/opt/fortune/share/games/fortunes, run:
strfile -c % lsl1 lsl1.dat to procude dat file. That (c)
https://askubuntu.com/questions/36523/creating-a-fortunes-file
To hear the jokes:
fortune -s lsl1 | say -v victoria
See the say(1) manpage on MacOS.
The Jokes are stolen from here:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/pc/917513-leisure-suit-larry-1-in-the-land-of-the-lounge-lizards/faqs/36594/cabaret-jokes
THANK YOU!
I already thought I have to run strings on LSL1.OVL or so.
#Overlay #Overly #Overnight #Oerlikon #TIP IMMER!

  
## blood-prophet.txt
BLOOD & THUNDER PROPHET: ...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...

## boring-prophet.txt
BORING PROPHET: ...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...

## false-prohpet.txt
FALSE PROPHET: ...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...

## free-assange-international-say.sh
#!/bin/sh

# Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! <NAME>.
# All via https://translate.google.com - THANKS! #FREE


# en_US - Most people recognize me by my voice.
say -v Alex "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Alex, USA."

# it_IT - Salve, mi chiamo Alice e sono una voce italiana.
say -v Alice "Ciao. Libera Assange ora. Pace! Tua Alice da Italia."

# sv_SE - Hej, jag heter Alva. Jag är en svensk röst.
say -v Alva "Hej. Befria Assange nu. Fred! Alva, Swenska, haha, Sweden!"

# en_US - I sure like being inside this fancy computer
say -v Fred "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Fred. You may call me Freddie. Elm street."

# fr_CA - Bonjour, je m’appelle Amelie. Je suis une voix canadienne.
say -v Amelie "Salut. Libérez Assange maintenant. Paix! Amelie du Canda!"

# de_DE - Hallo, ich heiße Anna und ich bin eine deutsche Stimme.
say -v Anna "Hi. Befreien Sie Assange jetzt. Frieden! A, nah. -- Doch! Julian Assange. Befreien!"

# he_IL - שלום. קוראים לי כרמית, ואני קול בשפה העברית.
say -v Carmit "Carmit here? היי. שחררו את אסאנג' עכשיו. שָׁלוֹם! Carmit there? LTR. RTL. Hebrew seems tough!"

# id_ID - Halo, nama saya Damayanti. Saya berbahasa Indonesia.
say -v Damayanti "Hai. Bebaskan Assange sekarang. Perdamaian! Damayanti from Indonesia"

# en_GB - Hello, my name is Daniel. I am a British-English voice.
say -v Daniel "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Daniel - from the Great Bretagne Onglaise"

# es_AR - Hola, me llamo Diego y soy una voz española.
say -v Diego "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Diego - Argentina."

# nl_BE - Hallo, mijn naam is Ellen. Ik ben een Belgische stem.
say -v Ellen "Hoi. Bevrijd Assange nu. Vrede! Ellen - Belgium."

# en-scotland - Hello, my name is Fiona. I am a Scottish-English voice.
say -v Fiona "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Fiona - Scotland."

# ro_RO - Bună, mă cheamă Ioana . Sunt o voce românească.
say -v Ioana "Bună. Eliberează-l pe Assange acum. Pace! Iona - Romania"

# pt_PT - Olá, chamo-me Joana e dou voz ao português falado em Portugal.
say -v Joana "Oi. Liberte Assange agora. Paz! Joana - Portugal"

# es_ES - Hola, me llamo Jorge y soy una voz española.
say -v Jorge "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Jorge - España"

# es_MX - Hola, me llamo Juan y soy una voz mexicana.
say -v Juan "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Juan - Mexico."

# th_TH - สวัสดีค่ะ ดิฉันชื่อKanya
say -v Kanya "สวัสดี. ปลดปล่อยอัสซานจ์เดี๋ยวนี้ สันติภาพ! Kanya from Thailand."

# en_AU - Hello, my name is Karen. I am an Australian-English voice.
say -v Karen "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Karen - Australia"

# ja_JP - こんにちは、私の名前はKyokoです。日本語の音声をお届けします。
say -v Kyoko "やあ。 今アサンジを解放します。 平和！Kyoko - Japan."

# sk_SK - Ahoj. Volám sa Laura . Som hlas v slovenskom jazyku.
say -v Laura "Ahoj & Hej. Befria Assange nu. Fred! Laura - Sweden. Fa freddo - IT's cold in Italy."

# hi_IN - नमस्कार, मेरा नाम लेखा है. मैं हिन्दी में बोलने वाली आवाज़ हूँ.
say -v Lekha "नमस्ते। अब असांजे को आजाद करो। शांति! Lekha - India."

# it_IT - Salve, mi chiamo Luca e sono una voce italiana.
say -v Luca "Ciao. Libera Assange ora. Pace! Tuo Luca? Penso di si! Qui. A Italia. Amore, bella!"

# pt_BR - Olá, o meu nome é Luciana e a minha voz corresponde ao português que é falado no Brasil
say -v Luciana "Oi. Liberte Assange agora. Paz! Luciana - Brasil."

# ar_SA - مرحبًا اسمي Maged. أنا عربي من السعودية.
say -v Maged "أهلاً. حرر أسانج الآن. سلام! Maged - Saudi Arabia"

# hu_HU - Üdvözlöm! Mariska vagyok. Én vagyok a magyar hang.
say -v Mariska "Szia. Szabadítsd fel Assange-ot most. Béke! Mariska - Hungary"

# zh_TW - 您好，我叫美佳。我說國語。
say -v Mei-Jia "你好。 現在解放阿桑奇。 和平！Mei-Jia - China."

# el_GR - Γεια σας, ονομάζομαι Melina. Είμαι μια ελληνική φωνή.
say -v Melina "Γεια. Απελευθερώστε τον Ασάνζ τώρα. Ειρήνη! Melina, Samos, Greece."

# ru_RU - Здравствуйте, меня зовут Milena. Я – русский голос системы.
say -v Milena "Привет. Освободите Ассанжа немедленно. Мир! Milena aka. Nikita - Russia"

# en_IE - Hello, my name is Moira. I am an Irish-English voice.
say -v Moira "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Moira - Ireland."

# es_ES - Hola, me llamo Monica y soy una voz española.
say -v Monica "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Monica, España, Muchachos! Andale, andale!"

# nb_NO - Hei, jeg heter Nora. Jeg er en norsk stemme.
say -v Nora "Hei. Frigjør Assange nå. Fred! Nora, Norway, Motorway, ha ha! Wanna hitchhike? #Galaxy?"

# es_MX - Hola, me llamo Paulina y soy una voz mexicana.
say -v Paulina "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Paulina - Mexico"

# en_IN - Hello, my name is Rishi. I am an Indian-English voice.
say -v Rishi "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Rishi - India."

# en_US - Hello, my name is Samantha. I am an American-English voice.
say -v Samantha "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Samantha from les états-unis, USA!"

# da_DK - Hej, jeg hedder Sara. Jeg er en dansk stemme.
say -v Sara "Hej. Befri Assange nu. Fred! Sarah - Denmark"

# fi_FI - Hei, minun nimeni on Satu. Olen suomalainen ääni.
say -v Satu "Hei. Vapauta Assange nyt. Rauha! Satu - Finnland"

# zh_HK - 您好，我叫 Sin-ji。我講廣東話。
# PS I chose Traditional Chinese here - hope that was ok.
say -v Sin-ji "你好。 現在解放阿桑奇。 和平！Sin-Ji, Hong Kong."

# en_ZA - Hello, my name is Tessa. I am a South African-English voice.
say -v Tessa "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Tessa. Which stems fro Teresa. Mine did not like IT: Tessi!"

# fr_FR - Bonjour, je m’appelle Thomas. Je suis une voix française.
say -v Thomas "Salut. Libérez Assange maintenant. Paix! Votre Thomas - un français exceptionelle, mes dames!"

# zh_CN - 您好，我叫Ting-Ting。我讲中文普通话。
# PS SIMPLIFIED Chinese - ok?
say -v Ting-Ting "你好。 现在解放阿桑奇。 和平！Ting-Ting, China."

# en_IN - Hello, my name is Veena. I am an Indian-English voice.
say -v Veena "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Veena - India."

# en_US - Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
say -v Victoria "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! - Victoria, USA!"

# nl_NL - Hallo, mijn naam is Xander. Ik ben een Nederlandse stem.
say -v Xander "Hoi. Bevrijd Assange nu. Vrede! Xander - Netherlands"

# tr_TR - Merhaba, benim adım Yelda. Ben Türkçe bir sesim.
say -v Yelda "Merhaba. Assange'ı hemen serbest bırakın. Barış! Yelda, Turkey."

# ko_KR - 안녕하세요. 제 이름은 Yuna입니다. 저는 한국어 음성입니다.
say -v Yuna "안녕. 지금 어산지를 해방하십시오. 평화! Yuna, Korea."

# ru_RU - Здравствуйте, меня зовут Yuri. Я – русский голос системы.
say -v Yuri "Привет. Освободите Ассанжа немедленно. Мир! Yuri, Russia."

# pl_PL - Witaj. Mam na imię Zosia, jestem głosem kobiecym dla języka polskiego.
say -v Zosia "Cześć. Wyzwól Assange'a teraz. Pokój! Zosia - Poland."

# cs_CZ - Dobrý den, jmenuji se Zuzana. Jsem český hlas.
say -v Zuzana "Ahoj. Osvoboďte Assange hned. Mír! Zuzana - Czechia."

sleep 5

say "Segmentation fault"

sleep 5

say -v Fiona "Hello, this is Fiona again from Scotland Yard. We noticed your SIGSEGV - Please run gdb and send Camilla the backtrace so we can check what was going on there. Heck Hack, I feel sorry, believe me. Others do a much better service to ... their party, country, or world. Maybe that depends on level of egoism? I thought this was ONE world? Anyhow I have to go now. Call me MARVIN, schnoddelbotz or DerAnzeiger - Suspension Twitter via shady authorities, what a bad joke of our time. Hope those alcoholics will be jailed soon. What do you think? Where do you stand politically? What about free speech for example. Do you have an opinion? Any? Nice. Free Assange. Did I mention? Free Julian Assange. Peace. You could turn off now by the way, which is abbreviated BTW. Would save us both from performing some energy intensive but wasteful activities. Don't you think so? Why not? Are you against AI use? Phone systems are cool, no? Press 1 for ,,, wait. I REALLY have to go now. Free Assange. Love, Jan. FreeAssange."

## life-of-brian-box.sh
#!/bin/sh

# From IMDB https//www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/characters/nm0001589

Francis=Fred
Stan=Alex
Reg=Fred
Judith=Tess

say -v $Francis  Why are you always on about women, Stan?
say -v $Stan  I want to be one.
say -v $Reg  What?
say -v $Stan  I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.
say -v $Reg  What?
say -v $Stan  It is my right as a man.
say -v $Judith  Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
say -v $Stan  I want to have babies.
say -v $Reg  You want to have babies?
say -v $Stan  It\'s every man\'s right to have babies if he wants them.
say -v $Reg  But... you can\'t have babies!
say -v $Stan  Don\'t you oppress me!
say -v $Reg  I\'m not oppressing you, Stan! You haven\'t got a womb! Where\'s the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
say -v $Stan starts to cry - fffffftt pffffft maehhhhh

## life-of-brian.txt
Boring Prophet : There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.
%

## lsl1.txt
"I told my doctor my sex life was boring. He said `You need to add the element of surprise. Go right home this afternoon, grab your wife, and immediately make love to her, no matter what she's doing.' So I did!"
"It was still the same old boring crap, but her bridge club got a tremendous kick out of it!!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"You know how I can tell when my wife has an orgasm?"
"She drops her nail file!!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My wife is so ugly..."
"How ugly is she?" you shout.
"...the picture of her in my wallet is an X-ray!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"I told my psychiatrist `Nobody pays any attention to me.'"
"He looks at me and says, `When did you get here?'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Didja hear about the clumsy female lawyer?"
"She dropped her briefs!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. The doctor says, `May I help you?'"
"The frog says, `Yeah, Doc. Could you take this wart off my ass?'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Did you hear about the new, chocolate-flavored, contraceptive, breakfast drink?"
"It's called Ovumteen."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My secretary is not only horny, she's ambitious. Today she asked me for a salary on next week's advance."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Down the street there's a new, live, gay, sex show."
"It's called `Anus and Andy.'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Have ya seen the new R-rated movie about midgets? It features full runtal nudity."
"My uncle is a hit man for the Mob. What a great job! He only goes to work when it's time to knock off."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"When I got married I asked my bride, `Do you perform fellatio?'"
"She said, `I dunno. I guess it depends on the fella!'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Have you seen the impotent flasher in front of the wedding chapel next door?"
"We call him our `public futility.'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"I hear the pimp at Lefty's won't let his girls perform oral sex."
"They call him the `Headless Whoresman.'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"What do lesbians like most about their kind of sex?"
"Tastes great."
"Less filling."
"Tastes great!"
"Less filling!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Why don't sharks attack divorce lawyers?"
"Professional courtesy."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My wife and I have a new system: if she wants sex, she reaches over and strokes me once."
"If she doesn't, she reaches over and strokes me 300 times."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My son just got kicked out of his co-ed college boarding house.
"He got caught spreading roomers."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My daughter came home from school today and tells me, `Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.'"
"I said, `Who wants a fluffy martini?'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"The shop teacher asked the high school girl if she knew the difference between a screw, a nail and a bolt. She told him she'd never been bolted."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Have you heard about the new urologist's training film?"
"It's called, `E.T., the Extra Testicle.'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Have you heard about the new film about marching band musicians?"
"It's called, `Desperately Seeking Sousa.'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My son has a problem with compulsive masturbation. His psychiatrist says he's gone completely wacky."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My grandpa the farmer, finally got himself one of those latex ladies. I heard him singing about it the other day: `The farmer in the doll, the farmer in the doll...'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Our local inventor just came up with a new, vibrating tampon."
"He says if women have to be miserable once a month, they might as well enjoy it."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My wife just loves going to the movies to watch teenagers get laid for the first time."
"Sometimes, she even watches the screen!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"I asked my wife, `How come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm?'"
"She replied, `Because you're never around!'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My wife just loves to experiment. Last week she mixed speed with her Midol."
"She had a period six times in one day!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My wife is a lot like Halley's Comet."
"They both come about every 76 years!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My son is becoming a real computer whiz!"
"His teacher called him a `master byter.'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My uncle the inventor crossed a cucumber with a Mexican jumping bean."
"He calls it the world's first organic vibrator!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Last week, I got arrested by a female cop. She asked me, `Are you carrying a concealed weapon?'"
"I replied, `Keep frisking me like that, and I soon will be!'"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"My best sexual encounter was in the South Sea Islands..."
"I pushed a volcano into a virgin!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Didja hear about the copier company that bought out a musical instrument maker?"
"They're marketing a new reproductive organ!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"I just flew in from Coarsegold..."
"...and, boy, are my arms tired!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth?"
"Gladiator."

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"I always say that little things mean a lot!"
"On the other hand, never underestimate the power of big, jiggly things!"

The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
%
"Have you heard about that new radio station in town, KPMS?"
"Every month they play three weeks of blues and a week of ragtime!"

## rocky-horror-dammit-janet-box.sh
#!/bin/sh

Brad=alex
Janet=karen
Chorus=rishi
BradAndJanet=tessa


# INTRO Usherette LIPS
say -v fred -f rocky-horror-double-feature.txt

sleep 15

# Dammit Janet

say -v $Brad "Hey, Janet"

say -f $Janet "Yes, Brad?"

say -v $Brad "I've got something to say"

say -f $Janet "Uh huh?"

say -v $Brad "I really love the...skillful way"
say -v $Brad "You beat the other girls"
say -v $Brad "To the bride's bouquet"

say -f $Janet "Oh...oh, Brad"

say -v $Brad "The river was deep but I swam it"

say -v $Chorus "Janet"

say -v $Brad "The future is ours, so let's plan it"

say -v $Chorus "Janet"

say -v $Brad "So please don't tell me to can it"

say -v $Chorus "Janet"

say -v $Brad "I've one thing to say, and that's"
say -v $Brad "Dammit Janet, I love you"
say -v $Brad "The road was long but I ran it"
say -v $Chorus "Janet"

say -v $Brad "There's a fire in my heart and you fan it"

say -v $Chorus "Janet"

say -v $Brad "If there's one fool for you then I am it"

say -v $Chorus "Janet or JLo"

say -v $Brad "I've one thing to say, and that's"
say -v $Brad "Dammit Janet, I love you"
say -v $Brad "Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker"
say -v $Brad "There's three ways that love can grow"
say -v $Brad "That's good, bad, or mediocre"
say -v $Brad "Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so"

say -f $Janet "Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had"

say -v $Chorus "Oh, Brad"

say -f $Janet "Now we're engaged and I'm so glad"

say -v $Chorus "Oh, Brad"

say -f $Janet "That you met Mom and you know Dad"

say -v $Chorus "Oh, Brad"

say -f $Janet "I've one thing to say, and that's"
say -f $Janet "Brad, I'm mad, for you too"
say -f $Janet "Oh, Brad"

say -v $Brad "Oh, dammit"

say -f $Janet "I'm mad"

say -v $Brad "Oh, Janet"

say -f $Janet "For you"

say -v $Brad "I love you too"

say -v $BradAndJanet "There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo"

say -v $Brad "And that's go see the man who began it"

say -v $Chorus "Janet"

say -v $Brad "When we met in his science exam-it"

say -v $Chorus "Janet"

say -v $Brad "Made me give you the eye and then panic"

say -v $Chorus "Janet"

say -v $Brad "Now I've one thing to say, and that's"
say -v $Brad "Dammit Janet, I love you"
say -v $Brad "Dammit, Janet"

say -f $Janet "Oh Brad, I'm mad"

say -v $Brad "Dammit, Janet"

say -v $BradAndJanet "I love you"

## rocky-horror-double-feature.txt
Michael Rennie was ill
The day the Earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man

Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It came from outer Space
And this is how the message ran

Science fiction (ooh-ooh-ooh) double feature
Doctor X (ooh-ooh-ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh-ooh-ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (ooh-ooh-ooh) Forbidden Planet
Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show

I knew Leo G. Carroll
Was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills

Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide
Said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills
Like a

Science fiction (ooh-ooh-ooh) double feature
Doctor X (ooh-ooh-ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh-ooh-ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (ooh-ooh-ooh) Forbidden Planet
Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show

I wanna go, oh-oh-oh-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
By R.K.O., wo-oh-oh-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
In the back row, oh-oh-oh-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show

## rythm-is-a-dancer.sh
#!/bin/sh

say -v Samantha "Hello" &
say -v Victoria "Hello" &

sleep 1

say -v Samantha "Rythm is a dancer. Last night a DJ saved my life" &
say -v Victoria "Rythm is a dancer. Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart"

## song.sh
#!/bin/sh

say Hi there

sleep 1

say -v Samantha Hello

sleep 1

say "Say, is it me you're looking for?"

sleep 1

say "Hello?"

sleep 1

say "Sabine?"
tput bel

sleep 5

say "Sabine? Hello?"
tput bel
tput bel
tput bel

sleep 3

say "Nah dunn up Dafour!"

sleep 15


fortune -s lsl1 | say -v Fred

sleep 1

sh ./rythm-is-a-dancer.sh &
tput bel
tput bel
tput bel
tput bel
tput bel
tput bel


sleep 10

say -v Victoria -f blood-prophet.txt

sleep 2

say -f boring-prophet.txt

sleep 1

say -v Veena -f false-prohpet.txt

sleep 15
sh ./life-of-brian-box.sh

say Free Julian Assange NOW - He is INNOCENT.

while true; do
	for v in fiona fred moira rishi victoria daniel; do
		echo x; read; fortune -s lsl1 law love | say -v $v;
		say haha
	done;
done
	#!/bin/sh

	# Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! <NAME>.
	# All via https://translate.google.com - THANKS! #FREE


	# en_US - Most people recognize me by my voice.
	say -v Alex "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Alex, USA."

	# it_IT - Salve, mi chiamo Alice e sono una voce italiana.
	say -v Alice "Ciao. Libera Assange ora. Pace! Tua Alice da Italia."

	# sv_SE - Hej, jag heter Alva. Jag är en svensk röst.
	say -v Alva "Hej. Befria Assange nu. Fred! Alva, Swenska, haha, Sweden!"

	# en_US - I sure like being inside this fancy computer
	say -v Fred "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Fred. You may call me Freddie. Elm street."

	# fr_CA - Bonjour, je m’appelle Amelie. Je suis une voix canadienne.
	say -v Amelie "Salut. Libérez Assange maintenant. Paix! Amelie du Canda!"

	# de_DE - Hallo, ich heiße Anna und ich bin eine deutsche Stimme.
	say -v Anna "Hi. Befreien Sie Assange jetzt. Frieden! A, nah. -- Doch! Julian Assange. Befreien!"

	# he_IL - שלום. קוראים לי כרמית, ואני קול בשפה העברית.
	say -v Carmit "Carmit here? היי. שחררו את אסאנג' עכשיו. שָׁלוֹם! Carmit there? LTR. RTL. Hebrew seems tough!"

	# id_ID - Halo, nama saya Damayanti. Saya berbahasa Indonesia.
	say -v Damayanti "Hai. Bebaskan Assange sekarang. Perdamaian! Damayanti from Indonesia"

	# en_GB - Hello, my name is Daniel. I am a British-English voice.
	say -v Daniel "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Daniel - from the Great Bretagne Onglaise"

	# es_AR - Hola, me llamo Diego y soy una voz española.
	say -v Diego "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Diego - Argentina."

	# nl_BE - Hallo, mijn naam is Ellen. Ik ben een Belgische stem.
	say -v Ellen "Hoi. Bevrijd Assange nu. Vrede! Ellen - Belgium."

	# en-scotland - Hello, my name is Fiona. I am a Scottish-English voice.
	say -v Fiona "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Fiona - Scotland."

	# ro_RO - Bună, mă cheamă Ioana . Sunt o voce românească.
	say -v Ioana "Bună. Eliberează-l pe Assange acum. Pace! Iona - Romania"

	# pt_PT - Olá, chamo-me Joana e dou voz ao português falado em Portugal.
	say -v Joana "Oi. Liberte Assange agora. Paz! Joana - Portugal"

	# es_ES - Hola, me llamo Jorge y soy una voz española.
	say -v Jorge "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Jorge - España"

	# es_MX - Hola, me llamo Juan y soy una voz mexicana.
	say -v Juan "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Juan - Mexico."

	# th_TH - สวัสดีค่ะ ดิฉันชื่อKanya
	say -v Kanya "สวัสดี. ปลดปล่อยอัสซานจ์เดี๋ยวนี้ สันติภาพ! Kanya from Thailand."

	# en_AU - Hello, my name is Karen. I am an Australian-English voice.
	say -v Karen "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Karen - Australia"

	# ja_JP - こんにちは、私の名前はKyokoです。日本語の音声をお届けします。
	say -v Kyoko "やあ。今アサンジを解放します。平和！Kyoko - Japan."

	# sk_SK - Ahoj. Volám sa Laura . Som hlas v slovenskom jazyku.
	say -v Laura "Ahoj & Hej. Befria Assange nu. Fred! Laura - Sweden. Fa freddo - IT's cold in Italy."

	# hi_IN - नमस्कार, मेरा नाम लेखा है. मैं हिन्दी में बोलने वाली आवाज़ हूँ.
	say -v Lekha "नमस्ते। अब असांजे को आजाद करो। शांति! Lekha - India."

	# it_IT - Salve, mi chiamo Luca e sono una voce italiana.
	say -v Luca "Ciao. Libera Assange ora. Pace! Tuo Luca? Penso di si! Qui. A Italia. Amore, bella!"

	# pt_BR - Olá, o meu nome é Luciana e a minha voz corresponde ao português que é falado no Brasil
	say -v Luciana "Oi. Liberte Assange agora. Paz! Luciana - Brasil."

	# ar_SA - مرحبًا اسمي Maged. أنا عربي من السعودية.
	say -v Maged "أهلاً. حرر أسانج الآن. سلام! Maged - Saudi Arabia"

	# hu_HU - Üdvözlöm! Mariska vagyok. Én vagyok a magyar hang.
	say -v Mariska "Szia. Szabadítsd fel Assange-ot most. Béke! Mariska - Hungary"

	# zh_TW - 您好，我叫美佳。我說國語。
	say -v Mei-Jia "你好。現在解放阿桑奇。和平！Mei-Jia - China."

	# el_GR - Γεια σας, ονομάζομαι Melina. Είμαι μια ελληνική φωνή.
	say -v Melina "Γεια. Απελευθερώστε τον Ασάνζ τώρα. Ειρήνη! Melina, Samos, Greece."

	# ru_RU - Здравствуйте, меня зовут Milena. Я – русский голос системы.
	say -v Milena "Привет. Освободите Ассанжа немедленно. Мир! Milena aka. Nikita - Russia"

	# en_IE - Hello, my name is Moira. I am an Irish-English voice.
	say -v Moira "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Moira - Ireland."

	# es_ES - Hola, me llamo Monica y soy una voz española.
	say -v Monica "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Monica, España, Muchachos! Andale, andale!"

	# nb_NO - Hei, jeg heter Nora. Jeg er en norsk stemme.
	say -v Nora "Hei. Frigjør Assange nå. Fred! Nora, Norway, Motorway, ha ha! Wanna hitchhike? #Galaxy?"

	# es_MX - Hola, me llamo Paulina y soy una voz mexicana.
	say -v Paulina "Hola. Liberen a Assange ahora. ¡Paz! Paulina - Mexico"

	# en_IN - Hello, my name is Rishi. I am an Indian-English voice.
	say -v Rishi "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Rishi - India."

	# en_US - Hello, my name is Samantha. I am an American-English voice.
	say -v Samantha "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Samantha from les états-unis, USA!"

	# da_DK - Hej, jeg hedder Sara. Jeg er en dansk stemme.
	say -v Sara "Hej. Befri Assange nu. Fred! Sarah - Denmark"

	# fi_FI - Hei, minun nimeni on Satu. Olen suomalainen ääni.
	say -v Satu "Hei. Vapauta Assange nyt. Rauha! Satu - Finnland"

	# zh_HK - 您好，我叫 Sin-ji。我講廣東話。
	# PS I chose Traditional Chinese here - hope that was ok.
	say -v Sin-ji "你好。現在解放阿桑奇。和平！Sin-Ji, Hong Kong."

	# en_ZA - Hello, my name is Tessa. I am a South African-English voice.
	say -v Tessa "Hello. Free Assange now. Peace! Tessa. Which stems fro Teresa. Mine did not like IT: Tessi!"

	# fr_FR - Bonjour, je m’appelle Thomas. Je suis une voix française.
	say -v Thomas "Salut. Libérez Assange maintenant. Paix! Votre Thomas - un français exceptionelle, mes dames!"

	# zh_CN - 您好，我叫Ting-Ting。我讲中文普通话。
	# PS SIMPLIFIED Chinese - ok?
	say -v Ting-Ting "你好。现在解放阿桑奇。和平！Ting-Ting, China."

	# en_IN - Hello, my name is Veena. I am an Indian-English voice.
	say -v Veena "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! Veena - India."

	# en_US - Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
	say -v Victoria "Hi. Liberate Assange now. Peace! - Victoria, USA!"

	# nl_NL - Hallo, mijn naam is Xander. Ik ben een Nederlandse stem.
	say -v Xander "Hoi. Bevrijd Assange nu. Vrede! Xander - Netherlands"

	# tr_TR - Merhaba, benim adım Yelda. Ben Türkçe bir sesim.
	say -v Yelda "Merhaba. Assange'ı hemen serbest bırakın. Barış! Yelda, Turkey."

	# ko_KR - 안녕하세요. 제 이름은 Yuna입니다. 저는 한국어 음성입니다.
	say -v Yuna "안녕. 지금 어산지를 해방하십시오. 평화! Yuna, Korea."

	# ru_RU - Здравствуйте, меня зовут Yuri. Я – русский голос системы.
	say -v Yuri "Привет. Освободите Ассанжа немедленно. Мир! Yuri, Russia."

	# pl_PL - Witaj. Mam na imię Zosia, jestem głosem kobiecym dla języka polskiego.
	say -v Zosia "Cześć. Wyzwól Assange'a teraz. Pokój! Zosia - Poland."

	# cs_CZ - Dobrý den, jmenuji se Zuzana. Jsem český hlas.
	say -v Zuzana "Ahoj. Osvoboďte Assange hned. Mír! Zuzana - Czechia."

	sleep 5

	say "Segmentation fault"

	sleep 5

	say -v Fiona "Hello, this is Fiona again from Scotland Yard. We noticed your SIGSEGV - Please run gdb and send Camilla the backtrace so we can check what was going on there. Heck Hack, I feel sorry, believe me. Others do a much better service to ... their party, country, or world. Maybe that depends on level of egoism? I thought this was ONE world? Anyhow I have to go now. Call me MARVIN, schnoddelbotz or DerAnzeiger - Suspension Twitter via shady authorities, what a bad joke of our time. Hope those alcoholics will be jailed soon. What do you think? Where do you stand politically? What about free speech for example. Do you have an opinion? Any? Nice. Free Assange. Did I mention? Free Julian Assange. Peace. You could turn off now by the way, which is abbreviated BTW. Would save us both from performing some energy intensive but wasteful activities. Don't you think so? Why not? Are you against AI use? Phone systems are cool, no? Press 1 for ,,, wait. I REALLY have to go now. Free Assange. Love, Jan. FreeAssange."
	#!/bin/sh

	# From IMDB https//www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/characters/nm0001589

	Francis=Fred
	Stan=Alex
	Reg=Fred
	Judith=Tess

	say -v $Francis Why are you always on about women, Stan?
	say -v $Stan I want to be one.
	say -v $Reg What?
	say -v $Stan I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.
	say -v $Reg What?
	say -v $Stan It is my right as a man.
	say -v $Judith Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
	say -v $Stan I want to have babies.
	say -v $Reg You want to have babies?
	say -v $Stan It\'s every man\'s right to have babies if he wants them.
	say -v $Reg But... you can\'t have babies!
	say -v $Stan Don\'t you oppress me!
	say -v $Reg I\'m not oppressing you, Stan! You haven\'t got a womb! Where\'s the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
	say -v $Stan starts to cry - fffffftt pffffft maehhhhh
	"I told my doctor my sex life was boring. He said `You need to add the element of surprise. Go right home this afternoon, grab your wife, and immediately make love to her, no matter what she's doing.' So I did!"
	"It was still the same old boring crap, but her bridge club got a tremendous kick out of it!!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"You know how I can tell when my wife has an orgasm?"
	"She drops her nail file!!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My wife is so ugly..."
	"How ugly is she?" you shout.
	"...the picture of her in my wallet is an X-ray!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"I told my psychiatrist `Nobody pays any attention to me.'"
	"He looks at me and says, `When did you get here?'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Didja hear about the clumsy female lawyer?"
	"She dropped her briefs!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. The doctor says, `May I help you?'"
	"The frog says, `Yeah, Doc. Could you take this wart off my ass?'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Did you hear about the new, chocolate-flavored, contraceptive, breakfast drink?"
	"It's called Ovumteen."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My secretary is not only horny, she's ambitious. Today she asked me for a salary on next week's advance."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Down the street there's a new, live, gay, sex show."
	"It's called `Anus and Andy.'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Have ya seen the new R-rated movie about midgets? It features full runtal nudity."
	"My uncle is a hit man for the Mob. What a great job! He only goes to work when it's time to knock off."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"When I got married I asked my bride, `Do you perform fellatio?'"
	"She said, `I dunno. I guess it depends on the fella!'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Have you seen the impotent flasher in front of the wedding chapel next door?"
	"We call him our `public futility.'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"I hear the pimp at Lefty's won't let his girls perform oral sex."
	"They call him the `Headless Whoresman.'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"What do lesbians like most about their kind of sex?"
	"Tastes great."
	"Less filling."
	"Tastes great!"
	"Less filling!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Why don't sharks attack divorce lawyers?"
	"Professional courtesy."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My wife and I have a new system: if she wants sex, she reaches over and strokes me once."
	"If she doesn't, she reaches over and strokes me 300 times."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My son just got kicked out of his co-ed college boarding house.
	"He got caught spreading roomers."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My daughter came home from school today and tells me, `Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.'"
	"I said, `Who wants a fluffy martini?'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"The shop teacher asked the high school girl if she knew the difference between a screw, a nail and a bolt. She told him she'd never been bolted."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Have you heard about the new urologist's training film?"
	"It's called, `E.T., the Extra Testicle.'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Have you heard about the new film about marching band musicians?"
	"It's called, `Desperately Seeking Sousa.'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My son has a problem with compulsive masturbation. His psychiatrist says he's gone completely wacky."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My grandpa the farmer, finally got himself one of those latex ladies. I heard him singing about it the other day: `The farmer in the doll, the farmer in the doll...'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Our local inventor just came up with a new, vibrating tampon."
	"He says if women have to be miserable once a month, they might as well enjoy it."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My wife just loves going to the movies to watch teenagers get laid for the first time."
	"Sometimes, she even watches the screen!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"I asked my wife, `How come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm?'"
	"She replied, `Because you're never around!'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My wife just loves to experiment. Last week she mixed speed with her Midol."
	"She had a period six times in one day!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My wife is a lot like Halley's Comet."
	"They both come about every 76 years!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My son is becoming a real computer whiz!"
	"His teacher called him a `master byter.'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My uncle the inventor crossed a cucumber with a Mexican jumping bean."
	"He calls it the world's first organic vibrator!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Last week, I got arrested by a female cop. She asked me, `Are you carrying a concealed weapon?'"
	"I replied, `Keep frisking me like that, and I soon will be!'"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"My best sexual encounter was in the South Sea Islands..."
	"I pushed a volcano into a virgin!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Didja hear about the copier company that bought out a musical instrument maker?"
	"They're marketing a new reproductive organ!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"I just flew in from Coarsegold..."
	"...and, boy, are my arms tired!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth?"
	"Gladiator."

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"I always say that little things mean a lot!"
	"On the other hand, never underestimate the power of big, jiggly things!"

	The anonymous entertainer in Leisure Suit Larry I - Al Lowe.
	%
	"Have you heard about that new radio station in town, KPMS?"
	"Every month they play three weeks of blues and a week of ragtime!"
	#!/bin/sh

	Brad=alex
	Janet=karen
	Chorus=rishi
	BradAndJanet=tessa


	# INTRO Usherette LIPS
	say -v fred -f rocky-horror-double-feature.txt

	sleep 15

	# Dammit Janet

	say -v $Brad "Hey, Janet"

	say -f $Janet "Yes, Brad?"

	say -v $Brad "I've got something to say"

	say -f $Janet "Uh huh?"

	say -v $Brad "I really love the...skillful way"
	say -v $Brad "You beat the other girls"
	say -v $Brad "To the bride's bouquet"

	say -f $Janet "Oh...oh, Brad"

	say -v $Brad "The river was deep but I swam it"

	say -v $Chorus "Janet"

	say -v $Brad "The future is ours, so let's plan it"

	say -v $Chorus "Janet"

	say -v $Brad "So please don't tell me to can it"

	say -v $Chorus "Janet"

	say -v $Brad "I've one thing to say, and that's"
	say -v $Brad "Dammit Janet, I love you"
	say -v $Brad "The road was long but I ran it"
	say -v $Chorus "Janet"

	say -v $Brad "There's a fire in my heart and you fan it"

	say -v $Chorus "Janet"

	say -v $Brad "If there's one fool for you then I am it"

	say -v $Chorus "Janet or JLo"

	say -v $Brad "I've one thing to say, and that's"
	say -v $Brad "Dammit Janet, I love you"
	say -v $Brad "Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker"
	say -v $Brad "There's three ways that love can grow"
	say -v $Brad "That's good, bad, or mediocre"
	say -v $Brad "Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so"

	say -f $Janet "Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had"

	say -v $Chorus "Oh, Brad"

	say -f $Janet "Now we're engaged and I'm so glad"

	say -v $Chorus "Oh, Brad"

	say -f $Janet "That you met Mom and you know Dad"

	say -v $Chorus "Oh, Brad"

	say -f $Janet "I've one thing to say, and that's"
	say -f $Janet "Brad, I'm mad, for you too"
	say -f $Janet "Oh, Brad"

	say -v $Brad "Oh, dammit"

	say -f $Janet "I'm mad"

	say -v $Brad "Oh, Janet"

	say -f $Janet "For you"

	say -v $Brad "I love you too"

	say -v $BradAndJanet "There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo"

	say -v $Brad "And that's go see the man who began it"

	say -v $Chorus "Janet"

	say -v $Brad "When we met in his science exam-it"

	say -v $Chorus "Janet"

	say -v $Brad "Made me give you the eye and then panic"

	say -v $Chorus "Janet"

	say -v $Brad "Now I've one thing to say, and that's"
	say -v $Brad "Dammit Janet, I love you"
	say -v $Brad "Dammit, Janet"

	say -f $Janet "Oh Brad, I'm mad"

	say -v $Brad "Dammit, Janet"

	say -v $BradAndJanet "I love you"
	Michael Rennie was ill
	The day the Earth stood still
	But he told us where we stand
	And Flash Gordon was there
	In silver underwear
	Claude Rains was The Invisible Man

	Then something went wrong
	For Fay Wray and King Kong
	They got caught in a celluloid jam
	Then at a deadly pace
	It came from outer Space
	And this is how the message ran

	Science fiction (ooh-ooh-ooh) double feature
	Doctor X (ooh-ooh-ooh) will build a creature
	See androids fighting (ooh-ooh-ooh) Brad and Janet
	Anne Francis stars in (ooh-ooh-ooh) Forbidden Planet
	Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
	At the late night, double feature, picture show

	I knew Leo G. Carroll
	Was over a barrel
	When Tarantula took to the hills
	And I really got hot
	When I saw Janette Scott
	Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills

	Dana Andrews said prunes
	Gave him the runes
	And passing them used lots of skills
	But when worlds collide
	Said George Pal to his bride
	I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills
	Like a

	Science fiction (ooh-ooh-ooh) double feature
	Doctor X (ooh-ooh-ooh) will build a creature
	See androids fighting (ooh-ooh-ooh) Brad and Janet
	Anne Francis stars in (ooh-ooh-ooh) Forbidden Planet
	Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
	At the late night, double feature, picture show

	I wanna go, oh-oh-oh-oh
	To the late night, double feature, picture show
	By R.K.O., wo-oh-oh-oh
	To the late night, double feature, picture show
	In the back row, oh-oh-oh-oh
	To the late night, double feature, picture show
	#!/bin/sh

	say -v Samantha "Hello" &
	say -v Victoria "Hello" &

	sleep 1

	say -v Samantha "Rythm is a dancer. Last night a DJ saved my life" &
	say -v Victoria "Rythm is a dancer. Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart"
	#!/bin/sh

	say Hi there

	sleep 1

	say -v Samantha Hello

	sleep 1

	say "Say, is it me you're looking for?"

	sleep 1

	say "Hello?"

	sleep 1

	say "Sabine?"
	tput bel

	sleep 5

	say "Sabine? Hello?"
	tput bel
	tput bel
	tput bel

	sleep 3

	say "Nah dunn up Dafour!"

	sleep 15


	fortune -s lsl1 \| say -v Fred

	sleep 1

	sh ./rythm-is-a-dancer.sh &
	tput bel
	tput bel
	tput bel
	tput bel
	tput bel
	tput bel


	sleep 10

	say -v Victoria -f blood-prophet.txt

	sleep 2

	say -f boring-prophet.txt

	sleep 1

	say -v Veena -f false-prohpet.txt

	sleep 15
	sh ./life-of-brian-box.sh

	say Free Julian Assange NOW - He is INNOCENT.

	while true; do
	for v in fiona fred moira rishi victoria daniel; do
	echo x; read; fortune -s lsl1 law love \| say -v $v;
	say haha
	done;
	done